Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[AmberLGreen]

Look, I threw a sausage party last week and nobody came.

Sorry I missed it. I always cum for sausage

ETA - but not Chicago sausage. I leave that to those with more taste

 

[Mika1215]

Hmm... So there's probably some sort of cock index we can put together by combining the length and girth.
Although maybe that just works out to be volume. Could dip it in a pint glass and use displacement to see.

"Yeah, im about half a beer worth"

Oh, I like the displacement idea!

Also the Cock Index. Could be publishable research!

 

[pumaman23]

Sorry I missed it. I always cum for sausage

The future guest list is growing. Maybe I can use it as something to measure against too

 

[Mika1215]

I got one with a beer bottle. Yuengling

I just wonder about the thought process. Like, hey, need to measure my cock, how about this beer bottle? How about the remote? How about the cat?

 

[pumaman23]

Oh, I like the displacement idea!

Also the Cock Index. Could be publishable research!

Might be my PhD thesis.
Yes I'm a Doctor of phallical studies.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Sorry I missed it. I always cum for sausage

ETA - but not Chicago sausage. I leave that to those with more taste

there are people who are picky about the type of sausage?

 

[pumaman23]

I just wonder about the thought process. Like, hey, need to measure my cock, how about this beer bottle? How about the remote? How about the cat?

Although now that you mention it, the cock side to pussy size ratio is pretty important.

 

[AmberLGreen]

We could use a handy checklist because it isn’t just about the length

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I just wonder about the thought process. Like, hey, need to measure my cock, how about this beer bottle? How about the remote? How about the cat?

Well in this case, I am originally from PA and I am a fan of Yuengling and he happened to be drinking one at the time Though you never know, I have compared my tits to several household objects, so I can see how one gets there.

 

[AmberLGreen]

there are people who are picky about the type of sausage?

Only @Rainshine that I know of

 

[Mika1215]

Well in this case, I am originally from PA and I am a fan of Yuengling and he happened to be drinking one at the time Though you never know, I have compared my tits to several household objects, so I can see how one gets there.

considers what household objects my tits can be compared to

 

[pumaman23]

considers what household objects my tits can be compared to

I've always used the standard handful metric.

Offers hands

 

[amanuk]

We could use a handy checklist because it isn’t just about the length

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That's hilarious, Amber.

 

[Mika1215]

I've always used the standard handful metric.

Offers hands

Ha, how big are your hands?

 

[pumaman23]

Ha, how big are your hands?

Just about a tit worth each.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

considers what household objects my tits can be compared to

I ended with watermelons. also if you ever have the desire to shoplift watermelons, my bra could prove useful

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Just about a tit worth each.

yeah, I don't know if I am buying that.

 

[pumaman23]

yeah, I don't know if I am buying that.

Not after your watermelon mic drop.

 

[Mika1215]

I ended with watermelons. also if you ever have the desire to shoplift watermelons, my bra could prove useful

No, seriously? Regular ones?

eyes substantial tits.
would have to be those mini watermelons

Unrelated, I bet that watermelons rarely get shoplifted. Although self-checkout seems like a weird honor system, so who knows?

 

[Mika1215]

yeah, I don't know if I am buying that.

I, too, was skeptical!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

No, seriously? Regular ones?

eyes substantial tits.
would have to be those mini watermelons

Unrelated, I bet that watermelons rarely get shoplifted. Although self-checkout seems like a weird honor system, so who knows?

they were the rounder type, not the oblong, we also determined my tits make oranges look small. I don't remember the rest of the items. though the rest may have been the guess what my tits are hiding game. You do not even want to know what my tits can lift. I am sometimes a really really bored bitch

 

[pumaman23]

I, too, was skeptical!

Look, it was worth a shot.

You probably should have asked for the conversion to units of cock-length.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Is that the macrame bra which shrunk in the wash that time?

stupid bras shrinking

 

[pumaman23]

Alright pervs. Coffee is ready. Time to start the day. Laters.

 

[AmberLGreen]

But what about...

- out of focus/blur factor
- Photoshop enlargement percentage?

I think we all like you enough to ignore whatever you use to make it look better