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Although.... Hypothetically.... If there were to be some dick measuring, what's they standard dimensions that get measured? I mean.. you don't just eyeball it, do you?

Ha so the last time that I remember having that conversation, no, you have to measure it with something.

I will say anecdotally that after some time on adult dating sites, a weird number of men like to measure their dicks against remote controls, which is a truly odd measure because there's not a standard remote control length.

The sausage measure is kind of brilliant, though, because it's a measure of girth as well as length. I see all sorts of possibilities here.
 
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Ha so the last time that I remember having that conversation, no, you have to measure it with something.

I will say anecdotally that some time on adult dating sites that a weird number of men like to measure their dicks against remote controls, which is a truly odd measure because there's not a standard remote control length.

The sausage measure is kind of brilliant, though, because it's a measure of girth as well as length. I see all sorts of possibilities here.
I got one with a beer bottle. Yuengling
 
Hmm... So there's probably some sort of cock index we can put together by combining the length and girth.
Although maybe that just works out to be volume. Could dip it in a pint glass and use displacement to see.

"Yeah, im about half a beer worth"
 
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