Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Mo_Bandy]

like anyone wears party hats as party hats.

Bring your own lampshade.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yeah I just dont have the energy to go at it with desperate ass muh fuckers but whatever the fuck. Maybe once this coffee and all these rails of blow kick in.

so rude, if you aren't offering to share, it is just bragging

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It’s ok to ask. No one is going to bite your head off. Now if you climb the shelf. Yeah we are probably going to look.
Lol

I am just one of those who hates asking for help, for anything. I will do it myself damn it.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

so rude, if you aren't offering to share, it is just bragging

See you behind the dumpster at the titty bar say noonish.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

See you behind the dumpster at the titty bar say noonish.

damn, going out requires like pants and a bra, life is so hard sometimes.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I need to eat to line my stomach for later. @cheekygirl75 what is your tipple tonight? I need to know so I can choose mine otherwise I might be drunk before you even start

 

[Mo_Bandy]

damn, going out requires like pants and a bra, life is so hard sometimes.

Come as you are or whatever it is muh fuckers say.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Come as you are or whatever it is muh fuckers say.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

man, I keep getting sidetracked listening to music and watching porn with this thread.

 

[amanuk]

I'm not enjoying the Mo Bandy show. It's pants. I'm out of here again. Can I have my money back?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm not enjoying the Mo Bandy show. It's pants. I'm out of here again. Can I have my money back?

you pay to be here? I don't think you are lit-ing correctly. I find entertainment to usually be free.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I'm not enjoying the Mo Bandy show. It's pants. I'm out of here again. Can I have my money back?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm just here for the dick measuring contest.

 

[amanuk]

I'm just here for the dick measuring contest.

I'm not offering mine up for measurement.

 

[amanuk]

I'm not offering mine up for measurement.

Besides, I'm a deity.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm not offering mine up for measurement.

 

[amanuk]

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Now, that's funny!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Now, that's funny!

that way I still have hope and all. why oh why does it never turn to a dick measuring contest on lit? Someday.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I need to eat to line my stomach for later. @cheekygirl75 what is your tipple tonight? I need to know so I can choose mine otherwise I might be drunk before you even start

Probably g&ts again… depending on how I feel. Might be a slow wine night…

 

[amanuk]

that way I still have hope and all. why oh why does it never turn to a dick measuring contest on lit? Someday.

Oh, I'm sure you'll have lots of interest from some of the men here.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

but but why does it have to be an "or" question

 

[pumaman23]

but but why does it have to be an "or" question

Look, I threw a sausage party last week and nobody came.

 

[Mika1215]

Is there dick measuring this morning?

That would be an interesting thing to wake up to.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Look, I threw a sausage party last week and nobody came.

But that was just you measuring your dick against various sausages… we want a real dick measuring contest!

 

[pumaman23]

But that was just you measuring your dick against various sausages… we want a real dick measuring contest!

Yeah, but being around all those little cocktail weiners makes me feel good about myself