Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[water_moutina]

Iguanas would be good for you then. They're quiet, no barking or anything.You don't really pet them. Their diet is simple, all things people get anyway. They're low maintnence, and chill. Most days Ramon just hangs in his enclosure for 18hrs, runs up and down the hall for twenty min, eats, then he chills across my shoulders, while i Watch a movie or play a game.

I'd be screaming my lungs out if I saw an iguana run in my home

 

[water_moutina]

Do you ever hold a dead insect for Ramon to eat using that tongue action they do?

 

[MsNatalie99]

I'd be screaming my lungs out if I saw an iguana run in my home

It's not so bad. I do it for his exercise. It isn't a big requirement. Just ensure the have roome to move, and sprawl. Not to mention Ramon has only bit me twice in 16yrs, and circuncised one guy. Ramon is a sweetheart.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Do you ever hold a dead insect for Ramon to eat using that tongue action they do?

Ramon doesn't eat meat. Green Iguanas are herbavores

 

[water_moutina]

It's not so bad. I do it for his exercise. It isn't a big requirement. Just ensure the have roome to move, and sprawl. Not to mention Ramon has only bit me twice in 16yrs, and circuncised one guy. Ramon is a sweetheart.

Uh you know my next question, don't you?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Uh you know my next question, don't you?

Oh yeah duh. You don't have to wash them. No soap and water. If they do get dirty, just take a damp cloth, and gently wipe away the dirt. Avoid the spikes, and do not scrub

 

[water_moutina]

Oh yeah duh. You don't have to wash them. No soap and water. If they do get dirty, just take a damp cloth, and gently wipe away the dirt. Avoid the spikes, and do not scrub

I'm not talking about what to do with the leftover bits after circumcision

 

[Strixaluco]

Good morning

 

[MsNatalie99]

Good morning

Good Morning Strix

 

[MsNatalie99]

I'm not talking about what to do with the leftover bits after circumcision

Okay, story time. I used to drink and party with this guy Brandon. After a particularly long night of drinking and humping, Brandon said he was going to go to the fridge and get some more beers. I don't know how, but Ramon wasn't in his enclosure instead, he was on my dresser. Brandon thought it was hilarious.

So even though I had told him twice to leave my lizard alone, he felt it necessary to wave and dangle his penis at it. I guess he triggered Ramon's defensive instincts, because Ramon bit down hard on his head.
After about a minute or two of struggling to get Ramon to let go, while intercepting punches from Brandon I finally got Ramon back into his enclosure.

Brandon had to get several stitches in the head of his penis. He then told me that either the lizard was gone or he was. Hearing the ultimatum I left Brandon at the hospital and Ramon is sitting on my shoulders right now while we watch Uncle Buck

 

[Strixaluco]

Know your getting old when you are napping on the sofa with a cat on your lap. Woke up to a dark house

My cats don't lay down in my lap, but I nap on the sofa nevertheless.

 

[water_moutina]

Okay, story time. I used to drink and party with this guy Brandon. After a particularly long night of drinking and humping, Brandon said he was going to go to the fridge and get some more beers. I don't know how, but Ramon wasn't in his enclosure instead, he was on my dresser. Brandon thought it was hilarious. So even though I had told him twice to leave my lizard alone, he felt it necessary to wave and dangle his penis at it. I guess he triggered Ramon's defensive instincts, because Ramon bit down hard on his head.
After about a minute or two of struggling to get Ramon to let go, while intercepting punches from Brandon I finally got Ramon back into his enclosure. Brandon had to get several stitches in the head of his penis. He then told me that either the lizard was gone or he was. Hearing the ultimatum I left Brandon at the hospital and Ramon is sitting on my shoulders right now while we watch Uncle Buck

Men do stupid things

 

[Strixaluco]

Okay, story time. I used to drink and party with this guy Brandon. After a particularly long night of drinking and humping, Brandon said he was going to go to the fridge and get some more beers. I don't know how, but Ramon wasn't in his enclosure instead, he was on my dresser. Brandon thought it was hilarious.

So even though I had told him twice to leave my lizard alone, he felt it necessary to wave and dangle his penis at it. I guess he triggered Ramon's defensive instincts, because Ramon bit down hard on his head.
After about a minute or two of struggling to get Ramon to let go, while intercepting punches from Brandon I finally got Ramon back into his enclosure.

Brandon had to get several stitches in the head of his penis. He then told me that either the lizard was gone or he was. Hearing the ultimatum I left Brandon at the hospital and Ramon is sitting on my shoulders right now while we watch Uncle Buck

Such a stupid guy doesn't deserve you anyway.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Okay, story time. I used to drink and party with this guy Brandon. After a particularly long night of drinking and humping, Brandon said he was going to go to the fridge and get some more beers. I don't know how, but Ramon wasn't in his enclosure instead, he was on my dresser. Brandon thought it was hilarious.

So even though I had told him twice to leave my lizard alone, he felt it necessary to wave and dangle his penis at it. I guess he triggered Ramon's defensive instincts, because Ramon bit down hard on his head.
After about a minute or two of struggling to get Ramon to let go, while intercepting punches from Brandon I finally got Ramon back into his enclosure.

Brandon had to get several stitches in the head of his penis. He then told me that either the lizard was gone or he was. Hearing the ultimatum I left Brandon at the hospital and Ramon is sitting on my shoulders right now while we watch Uncle Buck

As for the missing bit.... either Ramon did eat some, or my, at the time dog Heidi got it, because it was never recovered. It wasn't much. About a thumnails worth of unaccounted fo skin.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

My cats don't lay down in my lap, but I nap on the sofa nevertheless.

Nothing beats a good nap. Unless it's good sex followed by a good nap

 

[MsNatalie99]

Men do stupid things

That they do. No idea what would possess someone to test an animals capacity to bite with the one part they don't want bit.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Such a stupid guy doesn't deserve you anyway.

I know right. If not for the story, I'd probably of forgotten his name

 

[MsNatalie99]

Nothing beats a good nap. Unless it's good sex followed by a good nap

Agreed!

 

[water_moutina]

Everyone, when was the last time you had wet dream? I can't remember even mine

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Everyone, when was the last time you had wet dream? I can't remember even mine

Nightly, I have both vivid dreams and sleep paralysis. Amazing what the brain tricks you into believing what is actually happening to your body when you can't move a inch
(I also have insomnia because of both of these )

 

[MsNatalie99]

Everyone, when was the last time you had wet dream? I can't remember even mine

I don't know if I've ever had one. I'd heard about them. I've woke myself up masturbating... weird phenomenon in itself, but never woke up having ejaculated unassisted. Kinda felt cheated on that one.

 

[water_moutina]

Nightly, I have both vivid dreams and sleep paralysis. Amazing what the brain tricks you into believing what is actually happening to your body when you can't move a inch
(I also have insomnia because of both of these )

One one hand yay for vivid wet dreams but on the other boooo for insomnia

I don't know if I've ever had one. I'd heard about them. I've woke myself up masturbating... weird phenomenon in itself, but never woke up having ejaculated unassisted. Kinda felt cheated on that one.

I don't remember it but I don't think I had orgasm in sleep but I have woken up with fingers buried in me. But my fingers inside me can happen even when I'm awake. Subconsciously do it even if I'm not horny

 

[MsNatalie99]

Nightly, I have both vivid dreams and sleep paralysis. Amazing what the brain tricks you into believing what is actually happening to your body when you can't move a inch
(I also have insomnia because of both of these )

I've woke up grinding into the mattress, but nothing as awesome as that.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I don't remember it but I don't think I had orgasm in sleep but I have woken up with fingers buried in me

My best, was being told I topped someone in my sleep. I didn't believe them. There were signs to support, and debunk the story, but I did kinda like the Idea of being the predator in my sleep. In a strictly consensual context of course

 

[MsNatalie99]

I don't remember it but I don't think I had orgasm in sleep but I have woken up with fingers buried in me. But my fingers inside me can happen even when I'm awake. Subconsciously do it even if I'm not horny

Gotta ask.... for science, but how many fingers?