Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[MsNatalie99]

Holy shit that's dark. I'm pretty sure in the rural parts I'm familiar with when the hillbillies went on dates it was with a whole live sheep.

A hillbilly divorce

 

[water_moutina]

Helen's face launched a thousand ships, Sin's ass launched a thousand nut jobs.

It's got the makings of an epic poem. They'll be teaching it in literature classes years from now

Hand job - take the cock between hands and make it cum
Boob job - take the cock between boobs and make it cum
Nut job - ????

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Therapist: what do you say when life gives you lemons
Sinful: lemme breakout this knife and...
Therapist: *sprays water* no sinful. No
Sinful: ffs I was gonna say cut the lemons and make lemonade
Therapist: oh... Sorry about that. sounds like these sessions are really helping. Even I'm surprised

Spray me fucker and I'll pee in your desk draw. Needs to go in there somewhere

 

[MsNatalie99]

Hand job - take the cock between hands and make it cum
Boob job - take the cock between boobs and make it cum
Nut job - ????

See: Tea Bagging

 

[pumaman23]

A hillbilly divorce

That guy needs a Love Ewe

"Don't get arrested. Get a Love Ewe. From muttonbone.com"

 

[pumaman23]

See: Tea Bagging

Nut job was an adorable although forgettable animated movie about squirrels, you incorrigible perv!

 

[MsNatalie99]

That guy needs a Love Ewe

"Don't get arrested. Get a Love Ewe. From muttonbone.com"

 

[MsNatalie99]

Nut job was an adorable although forgettable animated movie about squirrels, you incorrigible perv!

That guy needs a Love Ewe

"Don't get arrested. Get a Love Ewe. From muttonbone.com"

The fuck you say?

 

[BrendaBear]

Nat is a murdoch fan? She never fails to amaze me!!

 

[MsNatalie99]

Nat is a murdoch fan? She never fails to amaze me!!

Casue I'm all classy and shit

 

[pumaman23]

The fuck you say?

I am as pure as the driven snow.


And by snow I mean cocaine on a hookers ass.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I am as pure as the driven snow.


And by snow I mean cocaine on a hookers ass.

Huge Dr Rockso fan.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I've got my charity work soon so if I don't see y'all later stay safe everyone

 

[MsNatalie99]

I've got my charity work soon so if I don't see y'all later stay safe everyone

You too Sin

 

[pumaman23]

Huge Dr Rockso fan.

Ok, so that one I cheated and googled. First, Dr rockso is weird as fuck. Second, wow there are a lot of hooker/cocaine memes.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Nat is a murdoch fan? She never fails to amaze me!!

I love who-done-its, really anything that challenges me to think.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

You too Sin

Always, I've got my stilettos

 

[MsNatalie99]

Second, wow there are a lot of hooker/cocaine memes.

Really? On the internet? Oh my

 

[pumaman23]

Really? On the internet? Oh my

Look I'm just a simple half human half mountain lion and unaccustomed to all this fancy technology driven perversion.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Really? On the internet? Oh my

Google, Dont show porn.

 

[pumaman23]

Google, Dont show porn.

Why does this feel like a trap?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Look I'm just a simple half human half mountain lion and unaccustomed to all this fancy technology driven perversion.

Your carpal tunnel begs to differ

 

[MsNatalie99]

Why does this feel like a trap?

Cause the first five links are *********

 

[pumaman23]

Your carpal tunnel begs to differ

Look, I could totally be spanking it enough to get wrist problems without a yearly subscription to "plump and half cat productions" and "shit off the girlsgonewild cutting room floor"

 

[pumaman23]

Cause the first five links are *********

Can confirm. Although really disappointing links, to be honest.