Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[water_moutina]

I just love how many people are sci fi nerds around here

So many people in this thread are science oriented. Not me, but others are

 

[water_moutina]

I'm not. Just another thing my pastor Stepdad threw in my face, and girls made fun of me for. You gotta crown. I gotta turtleneck.

Uh Natalie... Why do the girls know how your dick looks? You were flashing, weren't you?

 

[cascadiabound]

So many people in this thread are science oriented. Not me, but others are

We love you even if science isn't your thing.

 

[pumaman23]

Pumnan does that mean you can never be astronaut?

Correct. My dreams of outer space now all depend on some sort of sneaker related rocket technology.

 

[MsNatalie99]

So many people in this thread are science oriented. Not me, but others are

Oh I'm not science smart, just love different realities

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I'm not. Just another thing my pastor Stepdad threw in my face, and girls made fun of me for. You gotta crown. I gotta turtleneck.

People are horrible I'm sorry for this.
If you want I will happily break out the stiletto you just point me in the right direction

 

[MsNatalie99]

Uh Natalie... Why do the girls know how your dick looks? You were flashing, weren't you?

I got pantsed at a competition. Someone got a pic, and it was all over facebook and the school before I could cover back up.

 

[water_moutina]

People are horrible I'm sorry for this.
If you want I will happily break out the stiletto you just point me in the right direction

South, between the legs. Turn on gps and Google maps lady can give you directions

 

[water_moutina]

I got pantsed at a competition. Someone got a pic, and it was all over faceboom and the school before I could cover back up.

Fucking bullies

 

[MsNatalie99]

People are horrible I'm sorry for this.
If you want I will happily break out the stiletto you just point me in the right direction

What the fuck? I'm so sorry to hear that happened.

It's fine shit happens.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

South, between the legs. Turn on gps and Google maps lady can give you directions

Pretty sure from what Nat has said he has no dick or balls so that's not going to hurt enough, I'll take both eyes then cut the fuckers tongue out. Let's see how much he can run his mouth then.

(Now y'all know why I feel bad for my therapist )

 

[MsNatalie99]

Fucking bullies

It's fine. They were losers then, and if they're anything like their parents, they're losers now.

 

[pumaman23]

Pretty sure from what Nat has said he has no dick or balls so that's not going to hurt enough, I'll take both eyes then cut the fuckers tongue out. Let's see how much he can run his mouth then.

(Now y'all know why I feel bad for my therapist )

So I guess we can add "Sin plans a mob style hit" to today's chaos summary

 

[SinfuIDreams]

So I guess we can add "Sin plans a mob style hit" to today's chaos summary

Nah no hit.. you got to leave them alive to wallow in their misery.

 

[MsNatalie99]

So I guess we can add "Sin plans a mob style hit" to today's chaos summary

We already hit that with a half lamb story

 

[MsNatalie99]

Nah no hit.. you got to leave them alive to wallow in their misery.

Fucking love this thread

 

[pumaman23]

Nah no hit.. you got to leave them alive to wallow in their misery.

Ah, the old Princess Bride "to the pain" move. I like it

 

[SinfuIDreams]

We already hit that with a half lamb story

Nah that was hillbilly dating

 

[BrendaBear]

Ah, the old Princess Bride "to the pain" move. I like it

I was thinking exactly the same thing.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Nah that was hillbilly dating

Scary thing is he was probably giving you half his Ex as a gift

 

[pumaman23]

Nah that was hillbilly dating

Holy shit that's dark. I'm pretty sure in the rural parts I'm familiar with when the hillbillies went on dates it was with a whole live sheep.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Scary thing is he was probably giving you half his Ex as a gift

Probably.. no wonder the dog wouldn't eat it

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Holy shit that's dark. I'm pretty sure in the rural parts I'm familiar with when the hillbillies went on dates it was with a whole live sheep.

What can I say? My ass inspires crazy wherever I go.

Or is it a case of attracting like minded

 

[water_moutina]

Pretty sure from what Nat has said he has no dick or balls so that's not going to hurt enough, I'll take both eyes then cut the fuckers tongue out. Let's see how much he can run his mouth then.

(Now y'all know why I feel bad for my therapist )

Therapist: what do you say when life gives you lemons
Sinful: lemme breakout this knife and...
Therapist: *sprays water* no sinful. No
Sinful: ffs I was gonna say cut the lemons and make lemonade
Therapist: oh... Sorry about that. sounds like these sessions are really helping. Even I'm surprised

 

[pumaman23]

What can I say? My ass inspires crazy wherever I go.

Or is it a case of attracting like minded

Helen's face launched a thousand ships, Sin's ass launched a thousand nut jobs.

It's got the makings of an epic poem. They'll be teaching it in literature classes years from now