Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[MsNatalie99]

Or me, you hold I'll punch then we can swap

Sounds like how we used to babysit growing up

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You little shit stirrer

You’ll all live.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Sounds like how we used to babysit growing up

Lmao nobody ever trusted me with their kids. I was that weird as fuck misfit wearing a camouflage singlet top, a tartan skirt, fishnets and combat boots with a mohawk people took one look at me and dragged kids away

 

[MsNatalie99]

Of course if I'm doing something I'm going the whole hog. Life to short to wonder what ifs

 

[jaF0]

Gross

 

[MsNatalie99]

Lmao nobody ever trusted me with their kids. I was that weird as fuck misfit wearing a camouflage singlet top, a tartan skirt, fishnets and combat boots with a mohawk people took one look at me and dragged kids away

I've only ever known two people that let me watch their kids. I was more of the hot pockets for breakfast and watch cartoons all day kind of babysitter

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Love me some Van Damme

 

[MsNatalie99]

Love me some Van Damme

The only guy I've ever seen punch in full Flex

 

[Strixaluco]

Lmao nobody ever trusted me with their kids.

And I was the youngest one around. Not that watching kids happened that much anyway...

 

[Diosax]

You’ll all live.

Thankfully no one has died from laughing. That I know of

 

[SinfuIDreams]

The only guy I've ever seen punch in full Flex

lundgren does as well it's a 80/90 action start thing. Tho put lundgren in red Scorpion against van damma in bloodsport and my kinckers go to lundgren

 

[MsNatalie99]

Love me some Van Damme

Although I had my own reasons for liking him

 

[MsNatalie99]

Thankfully no one has died from laughing. That I know of

Wouldn't know. Didn't find it funny, but to each their own

 

[hotoldrguy]

Thankfully no one has died from laughing. That I know of

You have never heard of Death by 1,000 Chortles?

 

[MsNatalie99]

lundgren does as well it's a 80/90 action start thing. Tho put lundgren in red Scorpion against van damma in bloodsport and my kinckers go to lundgren

Still love me some universal Soldier

 

[jaF0]

Violence is evil.

 

[Diosax]

Wouldn't know. Didn't find it funny, but to each their own

In all fariness he did say he was playing a couple of posts back.

And there's a lot of things a lot of you here laugh at that I don't find funny at all. I just let you all have your fun and come back at a later time. Or just keep posting about something else.

You have never heard of Death by 1,000 Chortles?

No

 

[MsNatalie99]

lundgren does as well it's a 80/90 action start thing. Tho put lundgren in red Scorpion against van damma in bloodsport and my kinckers go to lundgren

Gotta love Lundgren! All them muscels and like 4 PHDs... sweet baby Jesus

 

[MsNatalie99]

In all fariness he did say he was playing a couple of posts back.

In all fairness, I get shamed enough in my real life. I don't have to find it funny, but I do try to respect those on here. If I say something someone find hurtful, I reverse myself, or drop it. Just me.

Nothing says I have to tolerate people taking shots at you, me or any of my friends here.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Dear me. One person comments on something a day or so old and all hell breaks loose .

lol, nah, but at least half the most common posters here are fluent in a bit sarcasm and even a little snark in pursuit of jesting and humor. don't take 95% of the stuff here seriously. though that probably goes for half of lit. I wouldn't take most of the other half seriously either

I am a fake fucking freak. That is all.

what did I learn on lit today? Mo's claiming vanilla status. huh, well

No offense but I would rather take my own fist and punch myself repeatedly in the face than stick it ip another person’s crotch.

or maybe not, punching yourself idk, sounds a little kinky

I haven't been home for 20 minutes, and y'all already have me back on xHamster

do you have no class, xhamster, come on all the classy double fisting is at pornhub.

Heavy on assholes lately!

it is a frequent thing on lit.

Its just a bit much is all. I like to put some tequila in my Marg but not the whole goddamn bottle you know.

not buying the tequila story.

 

[MsNatalie99]

do you have no class, xhamster, come on all the classy double fisting is at pornhub.

More full vids on XHampster with better search options. Better content on HeavyR, but no consistancy to their related videos. Like Pornhub for their variety of Gay vids, but again, few of them are full length

 

[Diosax]

In all fairness, I get shamed enough in my real life. I don't have to find it funny, but I do try to respect those on here. If I say something someone find hurtful, I reverse myself, or drop it. Just me.

That's fair and i understand that.

Nothing says I have to tolerate people taking shots at you, me or any of my friends here.

I didn't say you do.

what did I learn on lit today? Mo's claiming vanilla status. huh, well

He's getting his freaky card revoked today

not buying the tequila story.

I think its euphenism for something but idk what

 

[Mo_Bandy]

There’s a line from a song I was just listening to that goes ‘Some people love what I do and some get fucking pissy. But I don't give a fuck, one day they're all gonna miss me.’ I dont know about last line but rest seems good or whatever.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Chaos: welcoming people since 2022.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Chaos: welcoming people since 2022.

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