Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Strixaluco]

And what collar are you talking about play, collar of consideration, forever collar?

Don't know! He was trying to sneak one on my, so I pranced away and glared at him.

 

[ihflrm]

Well... you've got two hands and an anus, you can fulfill all your dreams now

What if I have little T-Rex arms?

 

[jaF0]

Gross

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Well... you've got two hands and an anus, you can fulfill all your dreams now

Lmao. That got me laughing.
Thanks

 

[MsNatalie99]

Oh damn. I didn’t get to turn the hidden cameras on.
Lol.

Switch right to sexual predator mode.... jesus

 

[water_moutina]

Well... you've got two hands and an anus, you can fulfill all your dreams now

I'm a visual learner. Can you show us how it's done?

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Only place I can come and giggle snort my tea this damn early

 

[MsNatalie99]

What if I have little T-Rex arms?

Stretch first. You'll get it. I believe in you

 

[ihflrm]

Stretch first. You'll get it. I believe in you

Go go gadget T-Rex arms!

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Don't know! He was trying to sneak one on my, so I pranced away and glared at him.

I’m not trying to get in your face. Just saying be careful. Take things slow. See how it goes in person. You might not click in person. You may but time will tell

 

[MsNatalie99]

I'm a visual learner. Can you show us how it's done?

Waiting on a few fellas to figure it out first

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Switch right to sexual predator mode.... jesus

Try switching to… get a sense of humor
Jeezus

 

[Strixaluco]

I’m not trying to get in your face. Just saying be careful. Take things slow. See how it goes in person. You might not click in person. You may but time will tell

Don't worry, I know. Which is why going to the con would be a good thing, I would meet him soon and then I would know. But I suspect my asthma wouldn't like dancing all day... and my budget wouldn't appreciate the trip either.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Try switching to… get a sense of humor
Jeezus

I got one.... just tryin to keep your silly ass off a watchlist....

 

[MsNatalie99]

Wow. I wouldn’t think that’s even possible. I know fisting is a thing, I am not quite that naive, but doing it to oneself? That flexibility and dedication right there.

I want to answer that but my counsel has advised me against it

 

[Mika1215]

Wow. I wouldn’t think that’s even possible. I know fisting is a thing, I am not quite that naive, but doing it to oneself? That flexibility and dedication right there.

Both good qualities!

 

[MsNatalie99]

Both good qualities!

I can neither confirm nor deny that I agree

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I want to answer that but my counsel has advised me against it

Fuck the counsel bunch of stuck up prudes

 

[Mo_Bandy]

No offense but I would rather take my own fist and punch myself repeatedly in the face than stick it ip another person’s crotch.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

No offense but I would rather take my own fist and punch myself repeatedly in the face than stick it ip another person’s crotch.

I think the post was regarding self anal fisting nobody or nobooty else required for the effort

 

[cascadiabound]

When California people started moving to Washington. The people in Washington formed a group KBO. Keep the bastards out. Mainly cause the cost of real estate was going up.
I moved up there in ‘09. Started working and talking to co workers. That conversation wasn’t long. Soon as they found out I was from Cali… oh. One of them. Then they walk away.

I'm sorry that happened to you. There are assholes everywhere. Also, I've never heard of KBO so it must not have much of a profile.

 

[Diosax]

Fist? Or first?

Well, a fist would be my first..

And maybe he wants to go first.

lol, Hey, I am being real.

I laughed that you said I'd call it out. And i totally appreciate that you wouldn't mind if i did. This one time I would've missed it bc i didn't scroll and read all the pages i missed when i was gone bc too many.

And I can feel the eyes rolling when i do say something. It doesn't stop me obviously

Only just read that part of the thread today. Problem being?

Ohh fiesty! Welcome

ok, third one didn't show.

totally depends where. even florida it depends where


but in the first and the last, in my experience with nude in vehicles, the first thing the cop would do is restrict the mans flight, then pull the female out of earshot and often direct line of sight, and confirm she is there by her own accord. Similar has happened in multiple states, so it seems to possibly be some sort of training. now, after, depends on her and the cops. in my experience, I explain hell yell, It was my idea, he probably doesn't know exactly what is happening or why but is going with it. It seemed really exciting and crazy and a rush and kind of a turn on, then I confess to shoplifting lipstick once from the dollar store when I was 10. some other random crap depending on how it is going, in the end they are smiling, like trying to cover a laugh, while shaking their head no like it is a little surreal, and tell me my fun night is over and to go home, release the man, and we go away

I've never been a nude driver so not sure on that lol.

Oh yeah a BIWOC wouldn't get away with it nor would a BIMOC ESP if the woman was white. High risk of getting shot.

I read somewhere statistics about sex in the car and basically it said white ppl get off with a warning and BIPOC more likely to get a fine or even charge with something.

You're cheating on us!! What have they got that we don't?

I think local (or more local) men

I was gonna say a dick but that makes sense too.

Switch right to sexual predator mode.... jesus

We are the only ones that remember.

I got one.... just tryin to keep your silly ass off a watchlist....

Wait shouldn't we keep him there?

 

[Diosax]

Fuck the counsel bunch of stuck up prudes

With a fist?

No offense but I would rather take my own fist and punch myself repeatedly in the face than stick it ip another person’s crotch.

C'mon you're no fun!! I didn't peg you for a prude

I'm jk Mo

 

[SinfuIDreams]

With a fist?

C'mon you're no fun!! I didn't peg you for a prude

I'm jk Mo

Double fisting, gonna do it got to be done right

 

[Mo_Bandy]

With a fist?

C'mon you're no fun!! I didn't peg you for a prude

I'm jk Mo

I am a fake fucking freak. That is all.