Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[rlaflamme]

We have coyotes... found a poor rabbit ripped apart on the lawn a couple of weeks ago.

What about scuba diving in an aquarium tank? That's the only time I've been scuba diving... it wasn't deep enough to worry about surfacing too fast. Of course, it was the shark tank, but they just ignored us.

Watch out for the sea turtles! My one time scuba diving above? Sharks ignored us, but a sea turtle bit my friend (he was fine)

Yeah, we do have those, and they run past my folk's house quite a bit.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Go snorkeling then. We saw sea turtles while snorkeling in Hawaii and it was a legit WHOA moment.

Also unless they mistake you for a seal, sharks are basically harmless except for bull sharks. They are the wasps of the shark world, those assholes.

Bull, great white & tiger are the most aggressive.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/shark-facts

 

[ihflrm]

We have coyotes... found a poor rabbit ripped apart on the lawn a couple of weeks ago.

What about scuba diving in an aquarium tank? That's the only time I've been scuba diving... it wasn't deep enough to worry about surfacing too fast. Of course, it was the shark tank, but they just ignored us.

Watch out for the sea turtles! My one time scuba diving above? Sharks ignored us, but a sea turtle bit my friend (he was fine)

That would be my luck but I would totally play it off as a shark bite!

 

[MsNatalie99]

Now I’m DEFINITELY coming down there. They can pretend, I’ll pretend… but we’ll know….

Hell, if you play along, and pretend to buy Miguels BS native routine, you'll probably get laid.

 

[dadbod4u]

I’m starting to think this is less about my ocean safety and more about groping
But just send me all your diving certificates so we can get started on the paper work

I did scuba in a swimming pool once, does that count?

 

[rlaflamme]

Bull, great white & tiger are the most aggressive.
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/shark-facts

They are just misunderstood

 

[Speshul91]

I’m starting to think this is less about my ocean safety and more about groping
But just send me all your diving certificates so we can get started on the paper work

Damn, you figured it out I'm sure I could find a swimming certificate or 2 somewhere

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

They are just misunderstood

Bull sh...ark!

 

[MsNatalie99]

Bull sh...ark!

Sand Tiger Sharks can have a dozen of kills before they're born. Hardcore

 

[ihflrm]

Bull sh...ark!

I wonder if that is how the bull shark got it's name?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I wonder if that is how the bull shark got it's name?

They pack more muscle per pound than any other shark. Their bite has more force/pressure than a great white, even though they're smaller.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

We have coyotes... found a poor rabbit ripped apart on the lawn a couple of weeks ago.

What about scuba diving in an aquarium tank? That's the only time I've been scuba diving... it wasn't deep enough to worry about surfacing too fast. Of course, it was the shark tank, but they just ignored us.

Watch out for the sea turtles! My one time scuba diving above? Sharks ignored us, but a sea turtle bit my friend (he was fine)

Turtles are beautiful but cranky as hell! Probably tired from hauling their house around.

 

[MsNatalie99]

They pack more muscle per pound than any other shark. Their bite has more force/pressure than a great white, even though they're smaller.

Gorrillas have a greater bite psi than tiger sharks.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I did scuba in a swimming pool once, does that count?

hey, you are further than me. I snorkel. got to love booze cruises, they get you drunk, chum the water, and kick you out lol.

 

[ihflrm]

They pack more muscle per pound than any other shark. Their bite has more force/pressure than a great white, even though they're smaller.

At first I thought you were talking about me but then you mentioned shark. #disappointed

 

[ihflrm]

Gorrillas have a greater bite psi than tiger sharks.

I did not know that. Interesting.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Gorrillas have a greater bite psi than tiger sharks.

Monkeys will rip your face off! Why the cutest animals gotta be so deadly?!?!?!

 

[Xerxes82]

Monkeys will rip your face off! Why the cutest animals gotta be so deadly?!?!?!

Because they're the closest to human, probably.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Monkeys will rip your face off! Why the cutest animals gotta be so deadly?!?!?!

Wait till you see what a hippo can do....

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

What about scuba diving in an aquarium tank? That's the only time I've been scuba diving... it wasn't deep enough to worry about surfacing too fast. Of course, it was the shark tank, but they just ignored us.

You can do that???? Where??? I would do that

 

[MsNatalie99]

I did not know that. Interesting.

Congo gorrillas a little over 1500psi, but they're herbavores

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hell, if you play along, and pretend to buy Miguels BS native routine, you'll probably get laid.

Can’t he just be himself? How old is this cousin?

 

[Speshul91]

You can do that???? Where??? I would do that

I think most aquariums offer it

 

[ihflrm]

Congo gorrillas a little over 1500psi, but they're herbavores

Makes you wonder why a herbivore needs such a strong bite force. At the same time I'm glad they are not carnivores!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Turtles are beautiful but cranky as hell! Probably tired from hauling their house around.

Nile crocodile has the strongest bite at 5000 psi.... and gorilla is no 7

https://a-z-animals.com/blog/9-strongest-animal-bite-forces-in-the-world/