Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Speshul91]

Everyone that does it says so… but think I I’m too scared

I'd never even swam in the see until that day, the first minute is a bit trippy breathing underwater but after that it's amazing

 

[dadbod4u]

Everyone that does it says so… but think I I’m too scared

Go snorkeling then. We saw sea turtles while snorkeling in Hawaii and it was a legit WHOA moment.

Also unless they mistake you for a seal, sharks are basically harmless except for bull sharks. They are the wasps of the shark world, those assholes.

 

[rlaflamme]

Let's talk about the real killing machines!!! 🕷 🕷 🕷 lol

When I was in boot camp, I woke up with a tarantula on my chest, it was just wonderful.....

 

[ihflrm]

And ignore! I hate bugs!!!

I am good with almost any creature except a spider.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I am good with almost any creature except a spider.

The more legs it has, the more terrified I am of it!

 

[ihflrm]

When I was in boot camp, I woke up with a tarantula on my chest, it was just wonderful.....

I would bounce!

 

[dadbod4u]

When I was in boot camp, I woke up with a tarantula on my chest, it was just wonderful.....

 

[HeavyBalls]

Let's talk about the real killing machines!!! 🕷 🕷 🕷 lol

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VCoutwQSKVg/WCBX4Pati4I/AAAAAAAAD0U/SeF37Ghefj0MyIywyJDa-8bi2MrP_xv6ACLcB/s1600/anigif_enhanced-2214-1391044333-23_1.gif

 

[rlaflamme]

I would bounce!

Those things can really jump! Nope, stayed still until I got someone to knock it off of me.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I would love to deep sea dive!

Then you should do it!!!! I MIGHT try snorkeling. But I would have to be just drunk enough for the courage but not so drunk I drown… and someone has to hold my hand and it can’t be TO deep….

 

[rlaflamme]

Then you should do it!!!! I MIGHT try snorkeling. But I would have to be just drunk enough for the courage but not so drunk I drown… and someone has to hold my hand and it can’t be TO deep….

I think it would be amazing to do.

 

[ihflrm]

Those things can really jump! Nope, stayed still until I got someone to knock it off of me.

Nah... I would scream, run, take off my clothes and ask baby Jesus to save me.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Everyone that does it says so… but think I I’m too scared

Come down here, we'll all go out, my cousins will feel you up while pretending to guide you. It'll be fine.

 

[Speshul91]

Then you should do it!!!! I MIGHT try snorkeling. But I would have to be just drunk enough for the courage but not so drunk I drown… and someone has to hold my hand and it can’t be TO deep….

I'll hold your hand, haven't been in the sea for too long

 

[Speshul91]

Come down here, we'll all go out, my cousins will feel you up while pretending to guide you. It'll be fine.

Sounds like a fun day

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Swimming with dolphins tomorrow

What!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I’m so fucking jealous!!!!!!!!!!!! Like please god before I die let me swim with dolphins..
That is sooo fucking awesome Nat!!! I think I better come with you next time you go… I need to make sure you’re safe…

 

[MsNatalie99]

Sounds like a fun day

It is. Really good time, and totally safe. You don't even need to know how to swim in some areas

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'll hold your hand, haven't been in the sea for too long

Do NOT give me to any giant squids or octopuses though. And I don’t want to go to far from the boat.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

We have a bobcat roaming around town. Beautiful, but I'm not feeding it!

we have them too. I rarely see them and I don't intend to feed them, but free range chickens, not all are willing to go to the coup, so I probably do.

 

[MsNatalie99]

What!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I’m so fucking jealous!!!!!!!!!!!! Like please god before I die let me swim with dolphins..
That is sooo fucking awesome Nat!!! I think I better come with you next time you go… I need to make sure you’re safe…

It is a good time. They're just the chillest, and dolphins, means your less likely to encounter sharks

 

[Speshul91]

Do NOT give me to any giant squids or octopuses though. And I don’t want to go to far from the boat.

Don't worry I'll keep you close

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Now I’m DEFINITELY coming down there. They can pretend, I’ll pretend… but we’ll know….

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

2021 shark attack statistics:
https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/shark-attacks/yearly-worldwide-summary/

 

[cheekygirl75]

We do have bobcats! But not really near me. Once in a while there are reports of one nearby, but very rarely.

We have coyotes... found a poor rabbit ripped apart on the lawn a couple of weeks ago.

Ya. I’m not terribly aquatic. And scuba diving is a hard NO. Not even interested in trying it. I’d freak out, surface too fast and get the bends . I WANT to want to do it cuz sea creatures are awesome but ….. nope

What about scuba diving in an aquarium tank? That's the only time I've been scuba diving... it wasn't deep enough to worry about surfacing too fast. Of course, it was the shark tank, but they just ignored us.

Go snorkeling then. We saw sea turtles while snorkeling in Hawaii and it was a legit WHOA moment.

Also unless they mistake you for a seal, sharks are basically harmless except for bull sharks. They are the wasps of the shark world, those assholes.

Watch out for the sea turtles! My one time scuba diving above? Sharks ignored us, but a sea turtle bit my friend (he was fine)

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Don't worry I'll keep you close

I’m starting to think this is less about my ocean safety and more about groping
But just send me all your diving certificates so we can get started on the paper work