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oh you are too hard on them. The aren't crocodiles. Florida averages one death every two years, and I lay odds, some of the old ones especially, pre 90s, were possibly body dumps. As for non fatal attacks, florida man needs to stop picking them up going, hey look a gator lol.

That said I do have a rule for my child and myself to not go in our lake at night. well after dawn, well before dusk. night swimming is more risk than I am willing to take.
There have been at least 3 deaths this summer from gators. Where do you get your fake news? The dude in Largo fetching disc golf and the little old lady in Englewood. Plus one of my homies got chomped Mountain Biking last summer. It is a fucking epidemic.
 
There have been at least 3 deaths this summer from gators. Where do you get your fake news? The dude in Largo fetching disc golf and the little old lady in Englewood. Plus one of my homies got chomped Mountain Biking last summer. It is a fucking epidemic.
Then maybe stay away from the water if you know they're in there.
 
oh you are too hard on them. The aren't crocodiles. Florida averages one death every two years, and I lay odds, some of the old ones especially, pre 90s, were possibly body dumps. As for non fatal attacks, florida man needs to stop picking them up going, hey look a gator lol.

That said I do have a rule for my child and myself to not go in our lake at night. well after dawn, well before dusk. night swimming is more risk than I am willing to take.
Damn, so we have to skinny dip in the daylight...I mean I'm good with it but we're probably going to end up someone's social media...oh well maybe it make great previews for an onlyfans account.
 
oh you are too hard on them. The aren't crocodiles. Florida averages one death every two years, and I lay odds, some of the old ones especially, pre 90s, were possibly body dumps. As for non fatal attacks, florida man needs to stop picking them up going, hey look a gator lol.

That said I do have a rule for my child and myself to not go in our lake at night. well after dawn, well before dusk. night swimming is more risk than I am willing to take.
Don’t most Floridians have swimming pools anyway? How bad are the pythons? Again , not their fault they landed there…
Florida is like the Australia of America! Maybe. I want to go there too. I just don’t want to see any giant spiders
 
Don’t most Floridians have swimming pools anyway? How bad are the pythons? Again , not their fault they landed there…
Florida is like the Australia of America! Maybe. I want to go there too. I just don’t want to see any giant spiders
I don't know, I always thought Florida was nice. It's got it has crappy areas like any state, but a lot to do in a lot to enjoy
 
There have been at least 3 deaths this summer from gators. Where do you get your fake news? The dude in Largo fetching disc golf and the little old lady in Englewood. Plus one of my homies got chomped Mountain Biking last summer. It is a fucking epidemic.
it has been a year, though one of those three wasn't florida, so we have 2 this year. I actually love the florida fish and wildlife reports. The publish all sorts of great nature data, including their yearly human alligator incidents report summary which comes out at the end of the year every year. They also publish all of the updates on their manatee, panther, gopher tortoise conservation programs etc.

Given, I am not an person overly trusting of the government but considering their main purpose has been to monitor wildlife for like 80 years, their data deserves consideration. Also given, I am not exactly timid, so while I see them all the time, the don't concern me that much (during the day) it is a little creepy at night, shine a flashlight and you see their eye just looking all creepy at you lol
 
Don’t most Floridians have swimming pools anyway? How bad are the pythons? Again , not their fault they landed there…
Florida is like the Australia of America! Maybe. I want to go there too. I just don’t want to see any giant spiders
A large number yes have pools. Pythons are scary. When I sit on toilet at night I always turn on light and take a peak you know. And coworker called in today because he woke with half of his face swolled up. I think he was attacked by Giant spider or raccoon in sleep. Maybe it was the ghost of Eilleen Warnoos or Ted Bundy I dont know really.
 
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