Unattached Check In: Singles ONLY

[misstrust]

Hey killer! How are you?

 

[Diosax]

42/M/Divorced
Midwest
Ridiculously Good looking.
Professional Hand Model

Idk what's going on here but picture or it isn't true

Both of your face and hands of course

 

[Diosax]

Jesus people don't sound so bummed out you're single people. You're giving us a bad rep

As I am married, this will be my last post here!!

I'm highly skeptical about the fact you did this thread. What's in it for you?

Is it just me or does standing up (metaphorically) and announcing that you are single feel something akin to introducing yourself at an AA meeting?

”Hi, my name is Christopher and I’ve been single for far too long.”

everybody: “Hi Christopher.”

I've never been to AA so not really

 

[Herkermer2]

Idk what's going on here but picture or it isn't true

Both of your face and hands of course

Ok so I’m not a hand jockey

 

[Diosax]

Ok so I’m not a hand jockey

Alright alright you're kind of cute! I like the salt & pepper beard

 

[Herkermer2]

Alright alright you're kind of cute! I like the salt & pepper beard

Thanks. I’m single by the way. Oh and I’m employed.

 

[Lady2020]

...

 

[Diosax]

Thanks. I’m single by the way. Oh and I’m employed.

I know the bar is low but that's it? let me guess, you have a car? Lmao

 

[Herkermer2]

I know the bar is low but that's it? let me guess, you have a car? Lmao

2 cars. Well one is a shitty old truck but I digress. I’m also a great listener. Lol

 

[Diosax]

2 cars. Well one is a shitty old truck but I digress. I’m also a great listener. Lol

Being a good listener should be a given

 

[Herkermer2]

Being a good listener should be a given

You’re a tough nut to crack. What is all this ball busting compensating for? I have 2 vehicles and I’m employed. Im only one person here.

 

[Diosax]

You’re a tough nut to crack. What is all this ball busting compensating for? I have 2 vehicles and I’m employed. Im only one person here.

Do you really thing I am ball busting? Really? Hmm I'm not impressed by none of those things. I'm sure some women are impressed by the bare minimum. I'm just not I'm sure you're a nice guy though

 

[Herkermer2]

Do you really thing I am ball busting? Really? Hmm I'm not impressed by none of those things. I'm sure some women are impressed by the bare minimum. I'm just not I'm sure you're a nice guy though

Well sarcasm is a great thing if the other person catches on too it.
I have many great qualities, and probably some poor ones too. I’m only human after all.
Are you a princess? By the way…I’m not trying to impress. I haven’t shown my cock. Wait! Nope!

 

[Sea_Panda]

Well sarcasm is a great thing if the other person catches on too it.
I have many great qualities, and probably some poor ones too. I’m only human after all.
Are you a princess? By the way…I’m not trying to impress. I haven’t shown my cock. Wait! Nope!

Sense of humor! You have to give him a +1 for that! ( don’t worry Herker, I’ve got your back) and… and… he has a pulse. His basic syntax and punctuation are on point. Good font choice. Ooooh… don’t forget @Diosax he can walk upright and his knuckles DO NOT DRAG! That has to count for something, right?

All kidding aside, don’t let @Diosax fool you, she’s a sweetheart and I’m sure you have many wonderful qualities. Modesty is an excellent quality to have.

 

[Diosax]

Well sarcasm is a great thing if the other person catches on too it.
I have many great qualities, and probably some poor ones too. I’m only human after all.
Are you a princess? By the way…I’m not trying to impress. I haven’t shown my cock. Wait! Nope!

No. I'm a goddess. It's in my tag line

Sense of humor! You have to give him a +1 for that! ( don’t worry Herker, I’ve got your back) and… and… he has a pulse. His basic syntax and punctuation are on point. Good font choice. Ooooh… don’t forget @Diosax he can walk upright and his knuckles DO NOT DRAG! That has to count for something, right?

Bahahha I think I love you

All kidding aside, don’t let @Diosax fool you, she’s a sweetheart and I’m sure you have many wonderful qualities. Modesty is an excellent quality to have.

Let him be fooled. That's how I keep them away

 

[Herkermer2]

Sense of humor! You have to give him a +1 for that! ( don’t worry Herker, I’ve got your back) and… and… he has a pulse. His basic syntax and punctuation are on point. Good font choice. Ooooh… don’t forget @Diosax he can walk upright and his knuckles DO NOT DRAG! That has to count for something, right?

All kidding aside, don’t let @Diosax fool you, she’s a sweetheart and I’m sure you have many wonderful qualities. Modesty is an excellent quality to have.

Thank you. I appreciate it.
Im obviously just playing around and I’m sure Diosax is a lovely woman, and I’m sure she was just flirting. In which I encourage her to continue doing so.
My knuckles do not drag but my 3rd toe is longer than my big toe.

 

[Sea_Panda]

Thank you. I appreciate it.
Im obviously just playing around and I’m sure Diosax is a lovely woman, and I’m sure she was just flirting. In which I encourage her to continue doing so.
My knuckles do not drag but my 3rd toe is longer than my big toe.

Makes it easier to chew on your toenail.

 

[Herkermer2]

Makes it easier to chew on your toenail.

I’m not that flexible. But I can pick up things I drop in the shower wout bending over.

 

[Diosax]

Actually I'm not lovely and I wasn't flirting. I said you had a nice beard as a matter of fact.

 

[Herkermer2]

Actually I'm not lovely and I wasn't flirting. I said you had a nice beard as a matter of fact.

and I said thank you.

 

[CutieJo]

Shout to @Sea_Panda for being so welcoming to all and being a great wingman! By the way, I have a wedding to go to in November. Could you help talk me up there as my plus one?

 

[Sea_Panda]

Shout to @Sea_Panda for being so welcoming to all and being a great wingman! By the way, I have a wedding to go to in November. Could you help talk me up there as my plus one?

Something tells me that you are already so wonderful that you wouldn’t need anyone talking you up. Maybe chasing the single guys away.

 

[CutieJo]

Something tells me that you are already so wonderful that you wouldn’t need anyone talking you up. Maybe chasing the single guys away.

How good are you at chasing? Do you have references?

 

[Sea_Panda]

Funny enough, I do have experience being the scary “boyfriend“ to scare off unwanted attention from my friends.

 

[CutieJo]

Funny enough, I do have experience being the scary “boyfriend“ to scare off unwanted attention from my friends.

Oh, you're going to be useful for the creepers and when the staff tells me to not to take the centerpieces home.