Confessions: What are yours? Part V

I confess that I have mixed feelings about finally having all of my kids move out. On the one hand it's so nice to have the house all to ourselves, on the other hand I've had kids around for half of my life and I'm at a bit of a loss.

I feel jealous of their friends and employers. My kids have all grown to be such great people and now they've all moved away to share themselves with others. WTF? :rolleyes:
Ict I understand this completely. Mine aren't all gone but are all grown and sometimes it's awesome and other times it's like I don't know what to do with myself.
 
I discovered my ex-wife was tryimg to secretly slut it up dispite telling me that she didn't want an open relationship so I replaced her real engagment ring with a fake. Took the extra money and donated it to victims of false sexua harassment claims.
 
I never believed her anyway. I have a brother same number, next line who has at least 5 similar allegations. That would mean I would have to believe them too.
 
ICT I have a huge crush on my 62-year old neighbor. (We're both married, so nothing will happen.) 5'5", about 90 pounds, high energy, very good dresser, (wears yoga pants in the yard a lot) cute face, no plastic surgery, makes me weak in the knees looking at her. Total GILF!!!
 
ICT I'm writing my first story since December....
IFCT it's based off something that happened years ago.
IACT it's not going to be for everyone...
 
My flat mate is a gay guy I've known forever. I'm not attracted to him particularly but it drives me mental that he's totally not attracted to me.

So I guess I also have to confess that I'm needy and attention-seeking.
 
ICT I have talked Hubby around to getting a dog instead of having another child. It's not that I am opposed to another kiddo—I just don't want to be pregnant again. I've tried to want it, but I can't make myself.

IACT I'm lobbying for an adult dog who needs a home. The kiddo wants a puppy. Hubby wants a Lab or a Golden.

IFCT I have a lead on an eight-month-old chocolate Lab who needs a home. 😉😁
 
ICT I have talked Hubby around to getting a dog instead of having another child. It's not that I am opposed to another kiddo—I just don't want to be pregnant again. I've tried to want it, but I can't make myself.

IACT I'm lobbying for an adult dog who needs a home. The kiddo wants a puppy. Hubby wants a Lab or a Golden.

IFCT I have a lead on an eight-month-old chocolate Lab who needs a home. 😉😁
Adult is a good move.
Puppies are a LOT of work, lot of vet bills. High energy, chaos on 4 paws.
Seniors are mellow as hell, very chill, but vet bills...
Bless you for #adoptdontshop
 
ICT I had a very nice afternoon with my GF, although shorter than I would have liked. The Kiddo had a melt down at his friend's house, so I had to get him early.🙁

IACT my GF had been saving some good news to tell me in person. She was offered a job at a school in town, so now she won't be moving an hour and a half away. 😁
 
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