I❤️U, but...

I :heart: U but you talk so fuckin fast. You could say the same stuff with half the speed and half the words.
 
I :heart: U but you are very fucking selfish.
I❤️U (as a human being) but your avatar reminds me of a nose, a mouth with a mustache and soul patch with a cloth to wipe your chin underneath.
 
I 💜 U, but you leave the bathroom smelling like two hobos were fighting over a buzzard carcass!
I 💜 U but why do you have to keep sniffing it whenever I leave the bathroom. Seriously woman, every single time. You have a problem.

...says unknown male who probably needs a spokesperson but mayhap people are too afraid to get near him now

Oh well o.o
 
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