Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[SassySheDevil]

Wait up.. what is that? Whiskey flavoured lube?

Yep

 

[Endless_Night]

Wait up.. what is that? Whiskey flavoured lube?

EWWWWwwww.

 

[SassySheDevil]

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whiskey dick​

vulgar slang A penis incapable of achieving or maintaining an erection due to having too much alcohol in the bloodstream.I always get horny when I get really drunk, but then I usually end up succumbing to whiskey dick as a result.
See also: dick, whiskey
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms. © 2022 Farlex, Inc, all rights reserved.

whiskey dick​

1. n. a penis exhibiting impotence, as from too much alcohol. Well, it looks like a case of whiskey dick.
2. a limp windsock at an airport. There’s a whiskey dick over there on the right, so it looks like we can go in.
See also: dick, whiskey

Whiskeydick​

The inability to maintain an erection after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.
"I heard Joe couldn't get the job done with Jane last night. Bad case of whiskeydick."

 

[alwaysaway]

Crikey. The things you learn here!

 

[Mrtenant]

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whiskey dick​

vulgar slang A penis incapable of achieving or maintaining an erection due to having too much alcohol in the bloodstream.I always get horny when I get really drunk, but then I usually end up succumbing to whiskey dick as a result.
See also: dick, whiskey
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms. © 2022 Farlex, Inc, all rights reserved.

whiskey dick​

1. n. a penis exhibiting impotence, as from too much alcohol. Well, it looks like a case of whiskey dick.
2. a limp windsock at an airport. There’s a whiskey dick over there on the right, so it looks like we can go in.
See also: dick, whiskey

Whiskeydick​

The inability to maintain an erection after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.
"I heard Joe couldn't get the job done with Jane last night. Bad case of whiskeydick."

I heard of that. Thanks webster!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sometimes I get Krispy Kreme dick. But that just means my penis kind of buzzes from the massive intake of sugar.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Sometimes I get Krispy Kreme dick. But that just means my penis kind of buzzes from the massive intake of sugar.

And here I was waiting for you to say that was because you had masturbated with the Krispy Kreme

 

[Lord Pmann]

And here I was waiting for you to say that was because you had masturbated with the Krispy Kreme

I have not. That’s not to say that I will not.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I have not. That’s not to say that I will not.

I think you could win the "weirdest thing I've fucked/masturbated with" Your next thread

 

[alwaysaway]

I think you could win the "weirdest thing I've fucked/masturbated with" Your next thread

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/the-weirdest-way-youve-used-x.1552313/

 

[Trekka]

my dad’s nickname amongst his old college pals is “whiskey dick”

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wait up.. what is that? Whiskey flavoured lube?

I'd consider putting a penis in my mouth for that

 

[aussiegeekygal]

EWWWWwwww.

How are we on opposite ends of the spectrum here? I feel betrayed.

Also: fucking hate scrunchies.

 

[SassySheDevil]

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/the-weirdest-way-youve-used-x.1552313/

Well, there is one weird thing. I'm guessing there are a few more!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/47/29/b64729efd15107eff3481bc2093c0bfa.jpg

I don’t like the fashions of the past that predicted the fashions of the future.
Why is the future always jumpsuits that nobody would ever want to wear?

 

[Mrtenant]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/47/29/b64729efd15107eff3481bc2093c0bfa.jpg

I don’t like the fashions of the past that predicted the fashions of the future.
Why is the future always jumpsuits that nobody would ever want to wear?

I kinda wanna wear one. With a jetpack and groovy helmet with a dark visor.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/47/29/b64729efd15107eff3481bc2093c0bfa.jpg

I don’t like the fashions of the past that predicted the fashions of the future.
Why is the future always jumpsuits that nobody would ever want to wear?

Who you calling nobody?

 

[Orchidea73]

Fashion trends that make me want to hurl:

- Scrunchies (for your hair), particularly ones made of velvet. They are hideous. Please stop.

- Crocs.

- Harem pants. You look like you’ve shit yourself. And maybe you have; that vegan diet must be doing wonders for your bowels.
- Puffy sleeves, the big ones. Just, no.

Fully agree.

- Bare ankles showing when men dress in nice suits. Please, put some socks on.

- Chunky loafers.

I'm like 80% agree on this one because some people (not many) can pull off that look very well.

Mainly these, in clear or black.

They are very good because they do not pull your hair. I have them in black.
But I usually use normal hair ties (thin to medium).

 

[Lord Pmann]

It was nice to see such a lively thread that turned from fashion to whiskey dick so quickly.

 

[alwaysaway]

It was nice to see such a lively thread that turned from fashion to whiskey dick so quickly.

https://c.tenor.com/f-b7b7kKFVoAAAAM/amy-poehler-youre-welcome.gif

 

[Trekka]

Are we done discussing fashion?
HW did raise the question of jumpsuits...
i want mine in pink pleather please.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Are we done discussing fashion?
HW did raise the question of jumpsuits...
i want mine in pink pleather please.

Carry on with your fashion preferences and I'll tell you what is wrong with them.

 

[Trekka]

Carry on with your fashion preferences and I'll tell you what is wrong with them.

I think we should contract Lululemon to create our futuristic jumpsuits. Prove me wrong.

 

[Dribble]

Are we done discussing fashion?
HW did raise the question of jumpsuits...
i want mine in pink pleather please.

With a purple g-string on the outside

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think we should contract Lululemon to create our futuristic jumpsuits. Prove me wrong.

*Looks at budget*
*Looks at cost of Lulu*