How many drinks before…

[April602]

Hi Im April
I have always been on the petite side And as a result do not handle alcohol very well.
So here is my ”alcohol scale” shall we call it.

One drink - I’m approachable.
Two drinks- my shyness goes away and I become flirty.
Three drinks- I become promiscuous.
Four drinks- I’m passed out naked in the back seat of someone’s car.

Let’s have some fun here. Whats your alcohol scale?

 

[April602]

No comments?

 

[Cobaltofdark]

Well it's not so much how many drinks its how quickly I drink i can nurse drinks all night and get buzzed but 3 shots and it's a little more intresting

 

[The_Ghost_Man]

One drink I’m happy to chat with you.
Two drinks I’m smiling a little more as we chat.
Three drinks I’m touching you as we talk.
Four drinks My hands are on your bare skin
Five drinks those pink panties are in my pocket, my cock tastes of April pussy and I have a BIG smile on my face.

 

[Bigboobbabe]

I am a BBW but a lightweight drinking. I am always meeting someone at the bar, so approachable is already done.
1 drink 1 am flirty
2 drinks I am ready for kissing and roaming hands.
3 drinks and you could probably fuck me.
4 drinks and I will let you take a belt to my ass or around my neck.

 

[stxjimmy]

I am a BBW but a lightweight drinking. I am always meeting someone at the bar, so approachable is already done.
1 drink 1 am flirty
2 drinks I am ready for kissing and roaming hands.
3 drinks and you could probably fuck me.
4 drinks and I will let you take a belt to my ass or around my neck.

Hi Im April
I have always been on the petite side And as a result do not handle alcohol very well.
So here is my ”alcohol scale” shall we call it.

One drink - I’m approachable.
Two drinks- my shyness goes away and I become flirty.
Three drinks- I become promiscuous.
Four drinks- I’m passed out naked in the back seat of someone’s car.

Let’s have some fun here. Whats your alcohol scale?

Two drinks in and the evening becomes very interesting.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I’m surprised no one bit. No one said…
When are we meeting up for drinks?

Ok. I’ll admit I’m a bit of a smartass. All in good fun.

 

[Elite_Goblin]

1 Drink: Wakes up the liver.
2 Drinks: Enjoying the taste, checking out the scene.
3 Drinks: Nice buzz, ready for some play.
4 Drinks: Really nice buzz, ready for anything.
5 Drinks: probably enough.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Don't Bogart that joint.

 

[Chobham]

This thread seems to be making a case for a three drink minimum.

 

[rockcasbah]

Hi Im April
I have always been on the petite side And as a result do not handle alcohol very well.
So here is my ”alcohol scale” shall we call it.

One drink - I’m approachable.
Two drinks- my shyness goes away and I become flirty.
Three drinks- I become promiscuous.
Four drinks- I’m passed out naked in the back seat of someone’s car.

Let’s have some fun here. Whats your alcohol scale?

Your profile says you’re married.

This photo wasn’t taken by you.

 

[Chobham]

Good thing too. You look silly wearing that lampshade.

 

[rockcasbah]

Good thing too. You look silly wearing that lampshade.

You calling me cynical is mentioned in Revelations.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

https://pornzog.com/video/8346605/wife-stripping-in-crowed-bar/

 

[April602]

https://pornzog.com/video/8346605/wife-stripping-in-crowed-bar/

Great video…what a fun girl.

 

[slutindianwife]

Approachable before drinks.
After drinks: Very very fuckable!

 

[April602]

Approachable before drinks.
After drinks: Very very fuckable!

Nice to see I’m not the only easy woman…thanks for being honest.

 

[chefdp]

So, 3 drinks is where I stop you. Lol

 

[slutindianwife]

So, 3 drinks is where I stop you. Lol

lol lol

 

[slutindianwife]

Nice to see I’m not the only easy woman…thanks for being honest.

welcome PM me if u wish to chat more.

 

[April602]

Everyone please feel free to follow and read my stories.
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[oggbashan]

When young, my capacity was almost impossible.

10 pints of strong beer? I reverted to Australian.

20 pints? I might consider anyone.

25 pints? More time in the toilet than drinking.

More than 25 pints? I stopped drinking and had a meal.

Now? I still annoy my wife. She goes to sleep after 2/3rds of a standard wine glass. I finish the bottle and another bottle before going to bed leaving her asleep in her chair.

 

[rockcasbah]

Luk is looking for a new female pronoun, I’ll let him know you’re here.

 

[oneblueye]

drinks 1-3:
sitting by myself watching the action and constantly assessing threats.

drinks 3-6:
moving around the bar, assessing who looks to be the more interesting person to be spending the night with--.

drink 7: never gets drunk, just carry it.
share the joints I bring but never my bourbon--, not even the one I dont drink.

 

[oggbashan]

My first date with my the woman who is now my wife was embarrassing.

After a date out in the countryside, we visited a public house that I frequently used, for a meal.

But we had both forgotten two important things. She had forgotten that the 14-year-old daughter of the Landlord was in her class at school. The daughter came behind the bar to go from the private quarters to the kitchen and did a double-take.

She did another double-take when she saw that I was with her teacher.

A few weeks before had been in that public house with some of my friends because the pub sold 'strong vintage cider'. You had to ask for it and it was produced from under the bar because it was illegal and hadn't paid the tax, which it should have done as a distilled drink like Calvados.

It was usually served in wine glasses but I and my friends ordered half-pints.

The pub's previous record holder had passed out after one and a half pints. I drank three and a half pints and drove my car home. (This was before breathalysers - police judged if you were drunk by your actions)..

Apparently, I appeared totally unimpaired.

The Landlord's daughter was startled to see her teacher with the pub's record-holding drinker. But she was discreet. She never said a word to her class mates.