How many drinks before…

I've never suffered from "brewer's droop" but when I have had a fair bit to drink, I am usually more interested in sleep than sex. Two or three beers is the golden spot for me as I am frisky, I've a little extra staying power, but I am not significantly impaired. Back in the day, the wife, who is no drinker, would be good to go and a little less inhibited than usual after a strong margarita at the local Mexican restaurant.
 
I’ve been with lots of guys that drank too much and were not able to perform.

So guys how many drinks before you leave a girl sexually frustrated?

Do you consider this before you drink too much because the guys I have been with don’t seem to correlate the two.
Oddly enough I have discovered that smoking a few cannabis joints has the opposite effect. Not only does it result in a pleasurable lowering of inhibitions, but it gives me an iron-hard erection that simply refuses to go down. I'm not bragging or boasting here, this is simply the mechanics of the drug on my metabolism...
 
Oddly enough I have discovered that smoking a few cannabis joints has the opposite effect. Not only does it result in a pleasurable lowering of inhibitions, but it gives me an iron-hard erection that simply refuses to go down. I'm not bragging or boasting here, this is simply the mechanics of the drug on my metabolism...
Who knew…I never heard that before but it works for you all the better.
For me it makes me chill and open to suggestions …if you know what I mean
 
You left out passed out drunk…lol…happy and flirty first, then very naughty, then submissive or passed out.
I have never done passed out drunk. Only once have I done, don't remember drunk, when I have five hours missing, but I was able to reconstruct that with help from others. Most was spent in a cafe drinking innumerable black coffees.
 
Missing time…thats happened to me numerous times…usually wake up with some guy next to me or sore and wet alone. You think its because of too much alcohol? I thought it was alien abduction…yeah thats a better reason, less slutty…unless those horny aliens violated me…lol
 
Missing time…thats happened to me numerous times…usually wake up with some guy next to me or sore and wet alone. You think its because of too much alcohol? I thought it was alien abduction…yeah thats a better reason, less slutty…unless those horny aliens violated me…lol
It's your fault, for being so hot!



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Like I said, "blame the girl."
 
Here is one from my younger days. Drunk and being exposed to his friends. I had no idea that my picture was taken until weeks later when someone told me that this picture had been passed around to many of his friends. Typical guys.

I wondered why guys I didn’t even know began hitting on me.
 
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Who knew…I never heard that before but it works for you all the better.
For me it makes me chill and open to suggestions …if you know what I mean
I have a few intriguing suggestions, in case you happen to be interested, April...?
 
1 - 8 drinks: considering if I will be brave enough to talk to you.
9 drinks: I finally talk to you.
10 drinks: I'm dead drunk and passed out.
 
Here is one from my younger days. Drunk and being exposed to his friends. I had no idea that my picture was taken until weeks later when someone told me that this picture had been passed around to many of his friends. Typical guys.

I wondered why guys I didn’t even know began hitting on me.
Man you were wasted :)
 
I am a BBW but a lightweight drinking. I am always meeting someone at the bar, so approachable is already done.
1 drink 1 am flirty
2 drinks I am ready for kissing and roaming hands.
3 drinks and you could probably fuck me.
4 drinks and I will let you take a belt to my ass or around my neck.
What does 5 drinks do?
 
When young and away from home I had an embarrassing experience. Unknown to both of us, our fathers thought it would be a good idea if I became the second daughter's boyfriend. I was invited to their house often. But there were several problems. her father thought she had an 'unsuitable' boyfriend - an apprentice car mechanic. Her eldest daughter, was already engaged but her fiancé was in the Mediterranean with his ship, but she and I shared an interest in dinghy sailing and I was her substitute crew.

The father was concerned that his plans were going astray. I was friends with the eldest daugher but I understood she was already engaged to a good bloke. The second daughter didn't seem interested in me, nor I in her because I saw her as already attached. His other five daughters were too young.

Eventually, because he was so insistent, we agreed to go to a local cinema together. She and I had arranged that she would meet her 'unsuitable' boyfriend outside the cinema and I would sit elsewhere.

I would collect and return her to her father's house.

But neither she, her father, nor her boyfriend had told me one crucial fact.

She asked to go to the local public house a few hundred yards from her house before going to the cinema. It was busy and I bought her a glass of sweet, sickly commercial cider while I had a pint of the local ale.

When I had finished my first pint she still hadn't done more than sip her cider. I went for a refill. When I returned she had drunk perhaps a third - but she had passed out, completely unconscious.

I tried to rouse her, unsuccessfully. The landlord came over.

"She's done it again. If I had seen her I wouldn't have served her. She has no tolerance for alcohol."

I had to take her home slung across my shoulders, and when her father answered the door he knew exactly what had happened. I rushed off to meet the 'unsuitable' boyfriend and instead of the cinema we spent the evening in a pub.

A year later she married the unsuitable boyfriend when he had qualified. Dad reluctantly approved. Now they have been happily married for 60 years but she still can't drink.
 
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