What’s your most controversial opinion?

I took her tone as playful.

For the record, I know my husband has no interest in butt stuff but that doesn't stop me from poking his bum when he walks by or bends over. 👈
Which has always been my policy toward coworkers who have assumed a playful tone . . .

Okay, see, this is the point at which, normally, having thought something that amused me in my own head, and typed it out, I have decided it might be taken in the wrong spirit, or just wasn't worth saying, and deleted it, which happens more often than not. But sometimes a cat pounces on my mouse hand while I'm hovering over "Post reply," and makes the decision for me. In any event, I am about as attached to the opinions I express here as the cat is, and give everyone else the same benefit of the doubt (with the exception of certain user name choices). Besides, I will have forgotten typing this five minutes from now. :rolleyes:

(By the way, it's my opinion that the world is ending and that all buttholes are fair game. :p)
 
Man, a little butthole talk and we get off on a conversation of non-consent. Impressive is the evolution of a Lit thread.

The girl wants her husband to let her diddle his butthole. What's so wrong with that?

Also, I think Louis CK delivers the best non-consent joke I've ever heard here. Yeah, it's offensive. But part of the point of jokes is to take away power from it. (Material is offensive- you've been warned)
It's certainly not for everyone. I get that. But the beauty of jokes and entertainment is that some people like one thing, others may not. And this isn't posted to be specifically offensive, especially not to someone like TPH, who mentioned her story earlier. Only to say, one person's offensive is another's therapy.
Great. Rape jokes from a rapist. Well done you fuckin weirdo.
 
It is now.

Anyone find overalls hot? Just me???
Define...hot?

They make a lightweight pair of overalls that have very narrow blue and white verticle lines that a comfortable. Skip the underwear and either go shirtless or with a cut-out t-shirt and they're handy for yard work. You have leg protection but good ventilation. A pair of unlaced boots w/o any socks and you might be sweating your balls off but you're cooling off quicker when you stop to rest.
 
Define...hot?

They make a lightweight pair of overalls that have very narrow blue and white verticle lines that a comfortable. Skip the underwear and either go shirtless or with a cut-out t-shirt and they're handy for yard work. You have leg protection but good ventilation. A pair of unlaced boots w/o any socks and you might be sweating your balls off but you're cooling off quicker when you stop to rest.
Wow this thread just got way too weird for me
 
Buttplugs. Yea I started this one. They're hot and all, especially if ya dip them in some Franks Red Hot (put that shit on anything?). But damn, wearing them in public? I can't go more than 30 minutes or so. What the hell? Definitely not feeling the mood after that. So, what gives? When is it too long a time period to be sporting one? Am I just anal retentive?
 
Wow this thread just got way too weird for me
I take it you've never worked out in the sun in triple-digit temperatures along with high humidity? Where I live is actually classified as being semi-tropical. If I'm out in thorny bush areas I wear some form of trousers. Bib-overalls are redneck looking as hell... but they're comfortable if you're wearing them.
But I'll give you it's not the atypical comment in a porn forum. 😁
 
Buttplugs. Yea I started this one. They're hot and all, especially if ya dip them in some Franks Red Hot (put that shit on anything?). But damn, wearing them in public? I can't go more than 30 minutes or so. What the hell? Definitely not feeling the mood after that. So, what gives? When is it too long a time period to be sporting one? Am I just anal retentive?

Not if you can’t keep in your butt-plug.
 
I take it you've never worked out in the sun in triple-digit temperatures along with high humidity? Where I live is actually classified as being semi-tropical. If I'm out in thorny bush areas I wear some form of trousers. Bib-overalls are redneck looking as hell... but they're comfortable if you're wearing them.
But I'll give you it's not the atypical comment in a porn forum. 😁
Now you are talking my area of expertise 😁

Psst.. and thank you for saying trousers
 
Wow this thread just got way too weird for me

hang tight - ima tie this all in a neat little bow. :D

*Enduring the collective man-bashing stoically.

i've been patiently fashioning a girl-white-knight get-up in my secret lady lair. i can protect you, it has darts. ;)

Anyone find overalls hot? Just me???

my man hangs a hammer off the side of his.
fuckin sizzling. :catroar:

Define...hot?

They make a lightweight pair of overalls that have very narrow blue and white verticle lines that a comfortable. Skip the underwear and either go shirtless or with a cut-out t-shirt and they're handy for yard work. You have leg protection but good ventilation. A pair of unlaced boots w/o any socks and you might be sweating your balls off but you're cooling off quicker when you stop to rest.

yanno, i can get very literal myself sometimes. but being from the swamp, i can also appreciate wearable ventilation. and not wearing underoos.

Great. Rape jokes from a rapist. Well done you fuckin weirdo.

ooooh hold up. innocent until proven guilty. the sixth amendment and all that... just sayin.

Man, a little butthole talk and we get off on a conversation of non-consent. Impressive is the evolution of a Lit thread.

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But the beauty of jokes and entertainment is that some people like one thing, others may not. And this isn't posted to be specifically offensive, especially not to someone like TPH, who mentioned her story earlier. Only to say, one person's offensive is another's therapy.

i think this is a pretty fair point! just like one person's hot hammer hanger is another person's commando dungarees.

Buttplugs. Yea I started this one. They're hot and all, especially if ya dip them in some Franks Red Hot (put that shit on anything?). But damn, wearing them in public? I can't go more than 30 minutes or so. What the hell? Definitely not feeling the mood after that. So, what gives? When is it too long a time period to be sporting one? Am I just anal retentive?

now this has true potential for discussion.

i, too, have been e-Dommed into wearing a butt plug in public. it happens to the best of us. and after a thorough review of the evidence, i've landed on the side of "butt-plugs are for the bedroom."

unless we are talking tails, in which case, i can beat your time by a long shot, Mr T. i'm old school: beauty is pain. :cattail:
 
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now this has true potential for discussion.

i, too, have been e-Dommed into wearing a butt plug in public. it happens to the best of us. and after a thorough review of the evidence, i've landed on the side of "butt-plugs are for the bedroom."

unless we are talking tails, in which case, i can beat your time by a long shot, Mr T. i'm old school: beauty is pain. :cattail:
Not necessarily about the e-Domm, butt, if ya wanna include that, okay. To me, that's a whole other discussion.

I'm just about the physicality of it all with this post.

Making notes about Trekka's endurance for buttplugs*

Say more? 😇
 
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