What’s your most controversial opinion?

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Maybe I'd like dick if it tasted like miracle whip?

Dunno. I'm afraid you might still find the presentation unappealing.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

See, and a statement like that will get you in trouble. In 5 minutes you gonna have 10 dick pics in your inbox with all their dicks dipped in miracle whip

I'll wait until they're balls deep in mayonnaise to remind them my PMs are closed

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. That is why I try my hardest to stick to facts

Just dropping some porn for Rainey

https://i.imgflip.com/2y3x58.jpg

 

[jason28053]

Maybe I'd like dick if it tasted like miracle whip?

Or Duke’s

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Or Duke’s

I'm terrified to Google this

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Disclaimer: littlesister-esqe

The interwebs did not disappoint

 

[RDM97756]

So does dick. Sweet and delicious and salty and sweaty and mmmmm…

Damn girl, turn me on why dont you. Thinking about want you to enjoy my dick like that

 

[AmberLGreen]

Maybe I'd like dick if it tasted like miracle whip?

I am sure there are many guys that would be willing to dip their dick in a jar of the stuff for ya

 

[ydahecnot]

Disclaimer: littlesister-esqe

The interwebs did not disappoint

Thank you for the warning; I shall hie

 

[RDM97756]

I wasn’t thinking if your dick, so shut it.

Just. Dick in general. Rhetorical dick.
Maybe his.
Not yours.

I know, but it was still a thought.

 

[Diosax]

I'm always nice.

Sureeee

 

[KatieDoes]

I guess I'm leading the fucked up brigade

My miracle whip take has been my most controversial position so far

 

[Mrtenant]

Disclaimer: littlesister-esqe

The interwebs did not disappoint

dontcha just hate it when your old posted college nudes resurface?

 

[AlexBailey]

I wasn’t thinking if your dick, so shut it.

Just. Dick in general. Rhetorical dick.
Maybe his.
Not yours.

Rhetorical Dick?

Is that like probable porn?
Possible pussy? Or analogous ass?

 

[cheekygirl75]

You just convinced me to not see 1. I have been temped many times

I am not against anyone going... just have not decided it is for me.... yet...

There are a ton of different kinds of therapy… I think everyone can benefit from some kind or another. The world would be a better place if everyone did therapy at some point in their life.

 

[RDM97756]

Thank you all for making me laugh today. It was much needed and appriciated

 

[AmberLGreen]

There are a ton of different kinds of therapy… I think everyone can benefit from some kind or another. The world would be a better place if everyone did therapy at some point in their life.

I don’t need therapy, I have you

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Yeah this is so weird to me. One of my Kids can do this too. And I was super creeped out when @AWonkyDonkey was here and he did the same thing. Ick.

So, is this a British thing? Did you do no lube before?

Excuse me - super creeped out?! Woahhhhhh there lady... If we are going down the "super-creeped" route, why don't we talk about the American need to whack Peanut fuckin' Butter (the most icky thing imaginable) in absolutely everything.

Next you guys will be introducing a PB&J toilet roll or deodourant! It's just ewww!

 

[cascadiabound]

(((((((((((@cascadiabound)))))))))))

love your hugs darling

hugs out to (((((((((@aussiegeekygal)))))))) too

and to all those struggling here there and everywhere. Actually - to EVERYONE 'cause last I checked we are ALL struggling.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My miracle whip take has been my most controversial position so far

Who is dipping pineapple in the stuff??

 

[aussiegeekygal]

dontcha just hate it when your old posted college nudes resurface?

How'd you get your pubes so silky?
Mayonnaise

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Rhetorical Dick?

Is that like probable porn?
Possible pussy? Or analogous ass?

Schrodinger's cock

 

[cheekygirl75]

Excuse me - super creeped out?! Woahhhhhh there lady... If we are going down the "super-creeped" route, why don't we talk about the American need to whack Peanut fuckin' Butter (the most icky thing imaginable) in absolutely everything.

Next you guys will be introducing a PB&J toilet roll or deodourant! It's just ewww!

How about vodka?
PB&J vodka

 

[cascadiabound]

Excuse me - super creeped out?! Woahhhhhh there lady... If we are going down the "super-creeped" route, why don't we talk about the American need to whack Peanut fuckin' Butter (the most icky thing imaginable) in absolutely everything.

Next you guys will be introducing a PB&J toilet roll or deodourant! It's just ewww!

There are definitely places peanut butter does not belong (eg deodorant) - but I'll keep my chunky peanut butter over nutella and vegiemite all day long. Not that either of those are bad... I think part of it is what you grew up with. Peanut butter on toast, apples, bananas, crackers, PB&J (total classic and my hubs says I make the best), and at times, just straight peanut butter right out of the jar. Now - I will allow that there is a range of peanut butter quality - a lot of the big brand names are way too sweet for me.
Take my extra crunchy peanut butter away from me over my dead body. (LMAO)

 

[RjThoughts]

Healthcare is the same...

I work in healthcare insurance, in IT.
The company closes for New Year's, Christmas, Memorial Day, Thanksgiving and Black Friday (Because October is fucking hell!), July 4th, and Labor Day. We can take the others off if we wish. I work the others because I can catch up on my work LOL with people thinking we're like banks: CLOSED

I've always worked Veterans Day because I am not a vet, and if I work, a vet or a family member can have it off. Restaurants and fast food I was popular for that.

And I do NOT nor never will celebrate Lost Italian Day!