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You get ploughed, and see stars!Sounds like a a porno haha
What no link?If you want a happy hump day, go check out the "show us your chests" thread. One of our lovelies posted in there!
While I'm pimping him out I might as well share this one too
No such a thing!Just as well I called myself an older man then, otherwise I may have ruined your lists.![]()
Just fake the confidence of a mediocre white man you got this!Morning gang! Early wake up to get cleaned up and packed up, then off to an office I don’t know to meet some people I’ve never met. No anxiety here!
Him or the ferret?I feel like ferrets can be cute, but I dated a guy who had one and it *smelled*So I’m a little biased against them
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Is that the only Spanish word you know?Is there a 'groan' reaction?
Good morning amigo.
On behalf of mediocre white men everywhere, I just have to say we're not all confident. #notallmediocrewhitemenJust fake the confidence of a mediocre white man you got this!
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You're doing it wrong thenOn behalf of mediocre white men everywhere, I just have to say we're not all confident. #notallmediocrewhitemen![]()
Good morning!! Did you get any sleep?Morning Diosax!
I took a Benadryl and had a coma yesterday, but I've been up since 6 p.m so I guess 15 and a half hours nowYou're doing it wrong then
Good morning!! Did you get any sleep?
i keep waking before my alarm![]()
That emoji vs irl
I'm not angry LOL. After all I just posted the lemmiwinks video. I could see where a lot would find it funnyThat emoji vs irl
For all the lazy asses out there... I'm looking at you Erin!What no link?
Sorry that was meant to be a comment on myself as much as the emoji, I couldn't tell you how many times I've been asked "are tired, angry, sad, thinking about something?" "No this is just my face"I'm not angry LOL. After all I just posted the lemmiwinks video. I could see where a lot would find it funny
You're welcome! @fsa52Thanks for the heads-up. Lovely!
You got nothing to be sorry about. I love my sister, but she's one of those who suffers from SBF otherwise known as standing bitch face. So I have often have to ask her if she's angrySorry that was meant to be a comment on myself as much as the emoji, I couldn't tell you how many times I've been asked "are tired, angry, sad, thinking about something?" "No this is just my face"
I've been told I've got resting bitch face before, that and one of my nieces friends calls me "the sassy uncle" maybe I need to take a look at myself lolYou got nothing to be sorry about. I love my sister, but she's one of those who suffers from SBF otherwise known as standing bitch face. So I have often have to ask her if she's angry
I didn't know about this thread thanksFor all the lazy asses out there... I'm looking at you Erin!
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/show-us-your-chests-lit-part-ii.1524795/post-95269157
The Sassy tentacle uncle. Yeah, I could see where that would require some assessment LMAOI've been told I've got resting bitch face before, that and one of my nieces friends calls me "the sassy uncle" maybe I need to take a look at myself lol
Is there a connection between tentacles and witches that I don't know about? Or can someone explain why, when I googled "sassy tentacles gif" (just because!), the first result was Tentacles and Witches from giphy.com?The Sassy tentacle uncle. Yeah, I could see where that would require some assessment LMAO
I got Bad Dragon dildos hahaIs there a connection between tentacles and witches that I don't know about? Or can someone explain why, when I googled "sassy tentacles gif" (just because!), the first result was Tentacles and Witches from giphy.com?
It's a great, although not nice novel. We had it as required reading, too.How have you not read it? It's a great warning, I mean book. Also, it was required reading in High School
Yes, it is intended to be not nice and offensiveIt's a great, although not nice novel. We had it as required reading, too.
And I won't forget the rat scene either. (I wasn't even aware of the movie version, but I sure as hell won't watch it. The novel was enough.)
Tentacles and witches was a hentai (anime porn) seriesIs there a connection between tentacles and witches that I don't know about? Or can someone explain why, when I googled "sassy tentacles gif" (just because!), the first result was Tentacles and Witches from giphy.com?
I feel the need to clarify they were two different nieces, and I haven't taken any inspiration from said HentaiTentacles and witches was a hentai (anime porn) series
I got a pink and green vector, and a purple RexI got Bad Dragon dildos haha