Chaos... to be continued

[Daisy_Love]

I don’t want a single soul getting confused.

That’s not me.

Are you sure????

 

[crazychemgirl]

But think of how many different words you'd know for penis off hand.

Didn’t need erotic novels for that

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Pfft see if I share this queso with you now...

If I have told you once, I have told you a million times, just because it's liquid and white, that doesn't make it queso. smh

I don’t want a single soul getting confused.

That’s not me.

Nope, absolutely not you. You're not on ignore (not that it matter for him since he left Lit or at least stopped posting).

Are you sure????

If he had broken up with me, I guarantee you he would know about it.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Are you sure????

First of all, I don’t think I come across as all that confused.

Secondly, I get bored easy. I try not to bore others.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I still find it amusing that we’re using vegetable and fruit emojis to signify body parts. If your dick looks like an eggplant, we need to talk about your circulation.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is sooooo true
Fifty Shades of Shit is a prime example
I still read them though ahahaha

Lol same … but mostly so I could mock the writing

Yea yea yea..... now who's being a book snob?

Fucking rights …. I’ve read enough to be allowed that title.

My Lit bf told me that he had to look up words I used because he wasn't familiar with them. I thought it was a compliment until he dumped me right after. Now me no use so many big words.

Your lit boyfriend needs a good old fashioned smack to the face … or punch to the head

 

[MsNatalie99]

Didn’t need erotic novels for that

That's true. But I do love stories where the MC names their member. My favorite so far is the Sword of Omens

 

[crazychemgirl]

I still find it amusing that we’re using vegetable and fruit emojis to signify body parts. If your dick looks like an eggplant, we need to talk about your circulation.

You mean my taco isn’t supposed to come in a hard shell?

 

[crazychemgirl]

That's true. But I do love stories where the MC names their member. My favorite so far is the Sword of Omens

Bahahahahahahaha

 

[MsNatalie99]

Bahahahahahahaha

 

[crazychemgirl]

I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!

 

[gga]

I still find it amusing that we’re using vegetable and fruit emojis to signify body parts. If your dick looks like an eggplant, we need to talk about your circulation.

Sorry.. There were no baby carrot emojis.

 

[Daisy_Love]

First of all, I don’t think I come across as all that confused.

Secondly, I get bored easy. I try not to bore others.

I know, you repeat it often.

I was just making sure

 

[Sundayschild]

Sorry.. There were no baby carrot emojis.

Amazing

 

[Diosax]

Told you to stay awake... but nnnooo don't listen.... #fightsleep

Don't tell me what to do

 

[Daisy_Love]

You mean my taco isn’t supposed to come in a hard shell?

Nah that’s a teenage mutant turtle in a hard shell, no?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sorry.. There were no baby carrot emojis.

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[crazychemgirl]

Nah that’s a teenage mutant turtle in a hard shell, no?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Don't tell me what to do

*gives you list of things to do*

 

[MsNatalie99]

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Fucking hamster should be teaching a class

 

[Strixaluco]

Sorry I have a weird vocabulary… I blame the copious amount of books I read a year.

Of of my criteria for a well-written story is that I have to look up at least one word. (Sometimes it's a familiar word but used in a way that is unfamiliar.)

 

[Strixaluco]

My Lit bf told me that he had to look up words I used because he wasn't familiar with them. I thought it was a compliment until he dumped me right after. Now me no use so many big words.

It is a compliment. He just wasn't up to the challenge.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I just told the cat "yes, please take your orange ass outside so I can have a moment of peace". Then I stopped and thought "this must be how SirConrad's wife feels every day".

 

[MsNatalie99]

Nah that’s a teenage mutant turtle in a hard shell, no?

Fun Turtle related fact. They got the Raptor sounds in Jurassic Park from recording Turtles fucking.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Of of my criteria for a well-written story is that I have to look up at least one word. (Sometimes it's a familiar word but used in a way that is unfamiliar.)

I didn’t know that Brit’s spelled tire like tyre until I read a book written by a Brit