Aussie's Proclivities

My mom wasn't. Her and my stepdad tried to send me to camp. F that.
That sucks. I would have told them I’m pregnant, but not sure who’s it is. Then, at their darkest moment, say ‘Just kidding, Gay!’ Let them suck on that for awhile.
 
That sucks. I would have told them I’m pregnant, but not sure who’s it is. Then, at their darkest moment, say ‘Just kidding, Gay!’ Let them suck on that for awhile.
I'm a guy. Not sexy. Just a dirty queer secret they keep from the rest of the congregation.
 
I'm a guy. Not sexy. Just a dirty queer secret they keep from the rest of the congregation.
So that pregnancy thing really would have thrown them! Okay, in that case I’d tell them a camp full of pent up gay guys would be the greatest gift they could give you. Ask them for a case of Chap Stick and lube and then go sit eagerly in the car. Sometimes to stick it to people you gotta give them exactly what they want. 👍
 
So that pregnancy thing really would have thrown them! Okay, in that case I’d tell them a camp full of pent up gay guys would be the greatest gift they could give you. Ask them for a case of Chap Stick and lube and then go sit eagerly in the car. Sometimes to stick it to people you gotta give them exactly what they want. 👍
If I gave my Mother what she said she wanted, I'd of died when I was 18. Camp sucked. And fuck anyone who can't love you based on gender or preference. I don't need their love. And hell yeah to parents who love their children no matter what!
 
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