Jade's New Place

[KayleePie]

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Yay! I found a way to afford gas for my car when it gets to be over $5 a gallon!

is that your Friday afternoon lunch date?

 

[muddler35]

My Friday morning is looking a little hectic. Is 12:30 okay for lunch?

 

[JerseyJade]

My Friday morning is looking a little hectic. Is 12:30 okay for lunch?

I think my week is all booked, sorry.

 

[muddler35]

I’m sure you could make an opening for me to slide in.

 

[JerseyJade]

I need to shrink my butt before Summer gets here!

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[Codeman93]

I need to shrink my butt before Summer gets here!

There is nothing about it that needs to be shrank!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I need to shrink my butt before Summer gets here!

You sure this is the RIGHT thread this time

 

[JerseyJade]

You sure this is the RIGHT thread this time

Yeah, I don't know what the fuck happened there. I was wondering why it didn't show up here the first time. Now I know!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I need to shrink my butt before Summer gets here!

Ok now I know she posted on the right thread...

I don't see a problem here but whatever you think
Note: thank goodness you didn't have on glasses in this pic too

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Yeah, I don't know what the fuck happened there. I was wondering why it didn't show up here the first time. Now I know!

Somebody needs a pick me up this morning...

 

[JerseyJade]

Somebody needs a pick me up this morning...

That would be nice.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

That would be nice.

I got a secluded desk and snacks for after

 

[snap16]

I need to shrink my butt before Summer gets here!

I have a "pin" to stick in it to see if we can get it to deflate

 

[JerseyJade]

I got a secluded desk and snacks for after

Mmmmmm! That would do it.

 

[snap16]

@JerseyJade don't you dare shrink that ass!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Mmmmmm! That would do it.

Don't forget the glasses

 

[JerseyJade]

Don't forget the glasses

What are you saying? Am I going to need my glasses to see your... Oh, never mind!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

What are you saying? Am I going to need my glasses to see your... Oh, never mind!

Just for that you aren't getting the snack!!

 

[JerseyJade]

Just for that you aren't getting the snack!!

Well I do wear my glasses so that I can see tiny things, so I thought you were being nice and just warning me.

 

[snap16]

@JerseyJade I'm going to keep feeding you more of these to get you ready for the summer.
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[SirConradPeckereye]

Well I do wear my glasses so that I can see tiny things, so I thought you were being nice and just warning me.

Pfft now I NEV... ok can't say that

I mean... the warning is in my name already I'm gonna definitely give you PECKEREYE now

 

[JerseyJade]

@JerseyJade I'm going to keep feeding you more of these to get you ready for the summer.
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OMG! You're not helping, snap!

 

[snap16]

OMG! You're not helping, snap!

What is it called again?!?!?

 

[JerseyJade]

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[de_valmont]

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sweetie, even as a skull you'll look much prettier. And you will die kneeling in front of a cock, I'm sure. So: wrong position also