Describe The 🥵Hottie🥵 In Your Box!

[Wild_Honey_66]

Got a hottie in your box? Tell us about it!

**What are they (not) wearing?
**Are they good at the 'dirty e-boning'? (@Rainshine , I'm lookin' at you)
**What do they call their naughty bits? What do they call yours?
**Would they like knowing you're talking about them here?
**Have they shagged your friends? Have you shagged theirs?
**How many stars would you give them on Yelp?

Give us alllll the juicy details, please, WE'RE NOSY!!






~~Inspired by the hottie in my box.

 

[pandaburr]

Ooooh yes. I’m following for all the deets and tails…..

 

[HeavyBalls]

5 Stars.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Sayeth he: 'Sign me up for Honey slaps!'

 

[default24]

The person in my box knows how to push allllll the right buttons. It's a requirement

 

[snap16]

 

[Lonelywife1205]

You should respond. @snap16

 

[Chillygirl]

How do we sign up for a hottie in our box? Just curious...

 

[Jake069258]

How do we sign up for a hottie in our box? Just curious...

Just send me a pm

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

>No idea what he's wearing, but I'll bet you a tenner his hand's on his magic wand
>He's not the worst, but he's def got room for improvement

/s
>Cock? Probably? Clearly I'm not paying attention!
>Fuck yes, he's such an exhibitionist. If I made him wear a wig and ride through town on a horse he'd think it was Christmas morning and I was Santa.
>Friends? IDK, I only have like two. Acquaintances? I should think so, I cross paths with some smokin' hot ladies!
>I don't know who his friends are. Wait, I know one. And yes. Sorry, not sorry?
>12/10 Provides unparalleled customer service without fail.

 

[Chillygirl]

Just send me a pm

Oh so I just send a random pm huh?

 

[snap16]

You should respond.

They are wearing jeans, but no shoes
The verdict is still out if they are good at E-boning
We don't have names for each others bits
Maybe, they're a little bored right now
I don't think they've shagged my friends
I may have shagged one of her friends, but I'm not sure if they are friends
3 stars, but that's always subject to change

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

They are wearing jeans, but no shoes
The verdict is still out if they are good at E-boning
We don't have names for each others bits
Maybe, they're a little bored right now
I don't think they've shagged my friends
I may have shagged one of her friends, but I'm not sure if they are friends
3 stars, but that's always subject to change

Only three stars? Harsh!

 

[Jake069258]

Oh so I just send a random pm huh?

This is just a trick to get me to "mansplain" here... Not gonna fall into that trap!! Haha

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Alright, come on you guys!

You don't have to answer all the questions. You can even make up your own questions. I'm just trying to jump start a little fun and flirty conversation, that's all.

Who's next?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Oh hell, I’ll go.

Probably not clothes.
They’re good at starting the fire.
It depends on the conversation what our bits are referred to as, however no pet names
I’m not sure anyone I talk to gives a fuck.
No and no on the shagging of friends
**How many stars would you give them on Yelp?
Out of 5? 6 for being interesting.

 

[AZDryHeat]

Oh hell, I’ll go.

Probably not clothes.
They’re good at starting the fire.
It depends on the conversation what our bits are referred to as, however no pet names
I’m not sure anyone I talk to gives a fuck.
No and no on the shagging of friends
**How many stars would you give them on Yelp?
Out of 5? 6 for being interesting.

It's hard to describe her since I have never really seen a recent picture. But for personality I know she is a dedicated and caring person who is used to comforting people in their hour of need. She knows lots of secrets and does give a fuck about other people. I would rate as high as the scale could go.

 

[snap16]

Round 2:

Sometimes clothes, sometimes not.
They swear like a drunken sailor.
We refer to our bits by many different names. Don't do pet names
Probably doesn't care, but a gentleman never tells a name
I didn't even know they had friends and If they shag my friends I want to watch
Yelp rating: I give

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

She is naked right now, in bed and sleeping. She is a very satisfied babygirl. She is smoking hot and sexy as fuck. So hungry for me and it makes me want to fulfill her needs. We don't have pet names for each others bits and actually haven't sent each other pics of said bits.

When we bone, it's on the phone. She is good. When we cam, it is clothes on. She may have boned one person I would consider a friend, but its been a long time. I don't believe I ever boned anyone she knows. I do not think she would mind me talking about her.

I love her. For her mind and her body, for her heart and soul. No doubt that at the very least, we will be friends for life, and I hope someday we can be much more. She says her body belongs to me. But my everything is hers.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Is there a limit to the number of entries you can post?

 

[Sundayschild]

Is there a limit to the number of entries you can post?

When you say entries...?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/QOgvV9rV4hHpgNRBfQ/giphy.gif?cid=5e214886sfuukfqc2xy4irdmrcbd4tgk69k2v810ny0e6qmj&rid=giphy.gif&ct=gThey are wearing jeans, but no shoes
The verdict is still out if they are good at E-boning
We don't have names for each others bits
Maybe, they're a little bored right now
I don't think they've shagged my friends
I may have shagged one of her friends, but I'm not sure if they are friends
3 stars, but that's always subject to change

3 stars? Looks like someone’s a little salty I don’t want to e-bone them.

 

[AmberLGreen]

This is based on today’s hottie. I don’t like to keep them around for too long.

A novelty shark design thong (the fin is a clitoral stimulator) and black and gold nipple tassels (doesn’t really match the thong so a major fashion faux pas).
Their dirty e-boning is not up to my normal standard but it killed 5 minutes this morning.
He calls his thing “The cave tamer” and referred to my beautiful flower as “The Kebab House”
He needs the credit so would be very much in favour of me discussing him.
I have shagged most of his friends and it was them who asked me to “give him a go”. My friends have more taste.
Can a half star be awarded? I don’t want to not give him any stars but he didn’t really earn a one star.

I don’t think this will be a repeat performance

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hottie alert!

Not a first timer to my box, but it's been a minute.

I remember he was spontaneous and a lot of fun. We'll see if he can still live up to those standards.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Round 2:

If they shag my friends I want to watch

This right here pushes all kinds of buttons for me.