I Am The Resurrection

[Unshaven_Shaman]

Don't waste your words. I don't need anything from you.

 

[Warm_Fuzzy_Temptress]

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[Unshaven_Shaman]

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Your tongue is far too long. I don't like the way it sucks and slurs upon my every word.

 

[Warm_Fuzzy_Temptress]

Your tongue is far too long. I don't like the way it sucks and slurs upon my every word.

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[tnman03]

Hello Drunkard, I see that you've been dialing in your spiritual fix.

 

[Unshaven_Shaman]

Hello Drunkard, I see that you've been dialing in your spiritual fix.

Stone me. Why can't you see you’re a no one.

 

[theeonanist]

Now I have earworm…

 

[NC_Coastal]

So people come here just to troll themselves?

 

[tnman03]

Stone me. Why can't you see you’re a no one.

Naw... I retired my throwing arm... and of course, I'm a no one... was there ever a doubt?

 

[Unshaven_Shaman]

Now I have earworm…

Good work.

 

[Unshaven_Shaman]

So people come here just to troll themselves?

I am the life.

 

[Mattentive]

So you're not dead?! But I sterilized some clam clams and went to your wake at the titty bar. Some of the skanks even refused to take their antibiotics just so they had something to remember you by.

 

[Unshaven_Shaman]

So you're not dead?! But I sterilized some clam clams and went to your wake at the titty bar. Some of the skanks even refused to take their antibiotics just so they had something to remember you by.

Dude, your avatar is creepier than day shift titty bar patrons.

 

[BongoGal]

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[Mattentive]

Dude, your avatar is creepier than day shift titty bar patrons.

Oracle, if everyone took your insults as seriously as I just did, you'd get yourself in a heck of a lot less trouble.

 

[Unshaven_Shaman]

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I almost went with ‘I Want To Be Adored’ but that ones way too evil for new me.

 

[Unshaven_Shaman]

Oracle, if everyone took your insults as seriously as I just did, you'd get yourself in a heck of a lot less trouble.

Ok latest stalker guy.

 

[Mattentive]

Ok latest stalker guy.

Hey! Don't make me come down there and risk bruising my boner during Chantelle's act with the ping pong balls.

 

[Mr_bogey]

What's a guy gotta do to get a drink in this place?

 

[AmberLGreen]

What's a guy gotta do to get a drink in this place?

*sneaks bogey a beer in a tea cup so that it looks like tea*

Don’t let Shaman know I sneaked that in here

 

[Unshaven_Shaman]

What's a guy gotta do to get a drink in this place?

Poison. Strictly Psychedelics going forward.

 

[Unshaven_Shaman]

peyote.
Let’s swim to the moon, uh huh.

I’m going on a ayahuasca retreat with 4 titty dancers in March.

 

[Mattentive]

I’m going on a ayahuasca retreat with 4 titty dancers in March.

You better make sure they don't OD before you go then. They'll be the only people who go into a jungle and come out with a lower parasitic load than they went in with.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’m going on a ayahuasca retreat with 4 titty dancers in March.

Can you do it without so much vomit? That's what I want to know.

I'll get my boobs out of I know for sure I won't puke.

 

[Unshaven_Shaman]

Can you do it without so much vomit? That's what I want to know.

I'll get my boobs out of I know for sure I won't puke.

I will hold your hair while you puke.