Tea at Number Ten

[oggbashan]

Tea at Ten Downing Street

If asked to tea at Number ten
Make sure you know just when
Because if during lockdown
You will meet many a frown

You will be on the TV going in
Because sometimes it is a sin
And yet again when going out
At you the BBC will shout

Better far to decline the tea
Instead of being on TV
Vilified for a simple act
You’ll wish you had more tact

If you’ll take advice from me
Nothing is worth a cup of tea
It your career with certainly end
And leave you without a friend

So if invited to Number ten
Think hard and then again
You know that people will see
Far more than a simple cup of tea.

Is it an illegal lockdown party?
Or just an occasion to be hearty
Better yet far away to stay
Than be savaged by Mrs May.

 

[Champakian]

I'm quite sure I won't be asked, but if I were,


I'd politely ask for coffee black instead.

 

[Bud_Spencer]

I'm quite sure I won't be asked, but if I were,


I'd politely ask for coffee black instead.

I'd be polite and have tea....with milk. And a scone, thank you.

 

[phrodeau]

I doubt that there is anyone over the age of twelve who goes to Ten Downing Street for a “simple cup of tea.”