Mr. Fink has a Kink

[sirhugs]

all I got. Like the rhyme.

Who is Mr. Fink?
Boss?
neighbour?
janitor?
Teacher?
Butler?

What is his Kink?

where does it take place?
School?
Home?
Office?
Park?
Beach?

Who narrates?

first person or third?

does narrator only observe the kink or participate?
How does narrator feel bout this ?
what is the action?

What is the ending?

 

[Dingo_Triplesix]

I guess if you start like this, you have to develop a really new, innovative, fresh kink, never heard about.

What about this?

A man discovers that he is aroused by parking violation tickets. He starts to park his car in the wrong places to get more tickets, jerking off when he takes them from the wipers. This starts to eat up all his money.

Then a police officer catches him in flagranti. He begs her to write more tickets. She does so and this fires his kink even more. They start a crazy sex relationship, based on penalties, papers and forms.

In the end they are so carried away that they assault the building of the National Ticket Computer System Authority at night. They end up in a frenzy act right on top of the mainframe which processes and stores all the tickets of the whole country. This leads to a galactic climax and also to a breakdown, which saves him and all other parking wrongdoers from paying their penalties...

The interesting aspect of storytelling would be to connect dry buerocratic paperwork to erotic arousal. A challenge, I guess.

 

[sirhugs]

I guess if you start like this, you have to develop a really new, innovative, fresh kink, never heard about.

What about this?

A man discovers that he is aroused by parking violation tickets. He starts to park his car in the wrong places to get more tickets, jerking off when he takes them from the wipers. This starts to eat up all his money.

Then a police officer catches him in flagranti. He begs her to write more tickets. She does so and this fires his kink even more. They start a crazy sex relationship, based on penalties, papers and forms.

In the end they are so carried away that they assault the building of the National Ticket Computer System Authority at night. They end up in a frenzy act right on top of the mainframe which processes and stores all the tickets of the whole country. This leads to a galactic climax and also to a breakdown, which saves him and all other parking wrongdoers from paying their penalties...

The interesting aspect of storytelling would be to connect dry buerocratic paperwork to erotic arousal. A challenge, I guess.

what about an inter-galactic climax, affecting all the satellites, and Martians and Alpha Centaurians?

 

[Dingo_Triplesix]

Even better! Maybe also the central communication hub on Coruscant is affected.

 

[Zionisacat]

There is, or at least was, a bikie gang in Australia called The Finks so if you're finding the death threats from your latest Loving Wives drivel a little uninspiring, fire one across their bow and see what happens.

Anyways sequel title ideas include ;
I fink I can, I fink I can.
I fink therefore I am.
A fink and a fiddle
Everything and the kitchen fink.
Bink the Fink, Bonk the fonk.
Canadians are peaceful, until they enter a fink.
Fink Ployd - Moonside of the Dark
If you agree, fink twice
Fink in the clink - A prison love story
A chain is only as strong as its weakest fink

 

[sirhugs]

There is, or at least was, a bikie gang in Australia called The Finks so if you're finding the death threats from your latest Loving Wives drivel a little uninspiring, fire one across their bow and see what happens.

Anyways sequel title ideas include ;
I fink I can, I fink I can.
I fink therefore I am.
A fink and a fiddle
Everything and the kitchen fink.
Bink the Fink, Bonk the fonk.
Canadians are peaceful, until they enter a fink.
Fink Ployd - Moonside of the Dark
If you agree, fink twice
Fink in the clink - A prison love story
A chain is only as strong as its weakest fink

just don't blink

 

[Carnevil9]

It sounds like a Dr. Seuss thing to me:

Mr. Fink has got a kink.
Will he do it in the sink?
Will he do it with a Chink?
Will he do it in your drink?

Mr. Joe has got to blow.
Will he do it nice and slow?
Will he do it on your toe?
Will he blow someone you know?

Mr. Tut has got to nut.
Will he do it with a slut?
Will he do it on your gut?
Will he do it in your butt?

Mr. Chuck has got to fuck.
Will he do it for a buck?
Will he settle for a suck?
Will he sodomize a duck?

etcetera, etcetera, etcetera....

 

[sirhugs]

This seems to have become a poetryideas thread.

so it goes