different kinds of dicks

[neci]

short and fat
long and skinny
i know a dr. dick. he's a big softie.
tell me about your dicks.

 

[Tryharder62]

https://www.babynamespedia.com/z-media/dick-van-dyke/dick-van-dyke-1-thumb.jpg

 

[Earthlyone]

https://www.babynamespedia.com/z-media/dick-van-dyke/dick-van-dyke-1-thumb.jpg

I'll see your Dick, and raise you another Dick.

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/airdate-november-14-1974-dick-van-dykedick-cavett-picture-id114279055?s=612x612

 

[Saint_Ann]

My boss is a dick.

 

[dolf]

Dik-dik?

 

[Comshaw]

A bouquet just for Nici...

Coimshaw

 

[twister947]

1. Don't be a dick.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

https://www.worldsex.com/videos/marilyn-chambers-in-vintage-pool-table-sex-666688/

 

[thør]

1. Don't be a dick.

If everyone followed this commandment, no other commandments would be required.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

https://www.tnaflix.com/blowjob-videos/Marilyn-Chambers/video4314754?isFeatured=0

 

[spacekowboy]

My dick is old news.

 

[pecksniff]

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/0/0b/penises.png

 

[sean080183]

…

Dicks are for pussy’s

 

[Fermina_Daza]

Got a couple in a drawer I pull out occasionally. Sometimes it’s just easier to use my fingers.

 

[NaughtyPartyGirl]

A bouquet just for Nici...

Coimshaw

That's hillarious...something my gf would send me if she could find it in a store.

 

[Bigbobnc]

That's hillarious...something my gf would send me if she could find it in a store.

And I am now trying to picture the store display that would hold these......