Swannie's Random Stuff

Well pencil test under the boobs, the bottle test between your bum cheeks, and now the coat hanger test?

To me, it's more like showing off than passing a test. Like a guy hanging his hat on his, um, lap.


There is a burlesque/erotic dancer over here who has shows at the fringe festival where she takes her clothes off and hangs them on hangers from four points on her body, has a walk around chat and Q&A with audience, then gets dressed again.
Clearly I can't do that, but I do poke out a mile.

She had four of what you have two of?


Kinky, not as much of late. I did find a new set of clothes pegs, something I have had something for since, well, a time too early to mention in here. Bought them on a whim. Bloke thought I was going to play use-them-all and then he'd get pounced on, but I did surprise him and said I was going to do him instead. He was a good sport, took them all, looked a bit like a peg hedgehog by the time I had pinched enough skin to get the last few on him. His groan almost got me undone but well rewarded.

Haha, sounds like you had fun turning the tables on him, and you had to use them all of course.
 
Red hot summer Christmas and New Year here. It was 42C plus for most of the week and we are having a cold spell today at 32C.

Lots of time down at the beach, where there is very little wind and not much in the way of waves. If you like cool water and no waves then this is your time.
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The heat has kickstarted all my frangipani's into action. Orange and reds at the back, pinks down the side, and a big canopy white vanilla one out the front.
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The message for 2022 is hang in there. Inspired by someone who's party trick is to put the hangers in the holes in her nipples, clearly I can't do that, but they are hard enough to hang them.
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Happy New Year (well, in 11 hours for me)

Hope yours was grand! :kiss:
 
I will now look at wire coat hangers with a new appreciation, I had always doubted their utility value, but you employing them as an erotic tool changes my appreciation, hoping my tumescence subsides before your next post.
 
Red hot summer Christmas and New Year here. It was 42C plus for most of the week and we are having a cold spell today at 32C.

Lots of time down at the beach, where there is very little wind and not much in the way of waves. If you like cool water and no waves then this is your time.
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The heat has kickstarted all my frangipani's into action. Orange and reds at the back, pinks down the side, and a big canopy white vanilla one out the front.
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The message for 2022 is hang in there. Inspired by someone who's party trick is to put the hangers in the holes in her nipples, clearly I can't do that, but they are hard enough to hang them.
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Happy New Year (well, in 11 hours for me)

Happy New Year to you as well!!
Beautiful shots..
 
Red hot summer Christmas and New Year here. It was 42C plus for most of the week and we are having a cold spell today at 32C.

Lots of time down at the beach, where there is very little wind and not much in the way of waves. If you like cool water and no waves then this is your time.
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The heat has kickstarted all my frangipani's into action. Orange and reds at the back, pinks down the side, and a big canopy white vanilla one out the front.
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The message for 2022 is hang in there. Inspired by someone who's party trick is to put the hangers in the holes in her nipples, clearly I can't do that, but they are hard enough to hang them.
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Happy New Year (well, in 11 hours for me)

Happy New Year indeed...

Like the look, hard enough to hang hangers looks delicious 😉
 
Hope yours was grand! :kiss:
Still is going well. We are now in that week where as it is summer/holidays here so still enjoying things but overseas contacts are calling up saying where are you all. Cruising along in the mid 30s C (95F) range so lots of beach, BBQ, etc. Some companies will get some workers back in next week, or else people will continue with their own leave time.
I will now look at wire coat hangers with a new appreciation, I had always doubted their utility value, but you employing them as an erotic tool changes my appreciation, hoping my tumescence subsides before your next post.
Everything and anything is a game if you want to. You do have to arch your back a bit to get the boobs up and not down, use the wide angle lens to get it all in, etc. Once your eye is looking for things it is amazing the number of household items you could repurpose.
Happy New Year to you as well!!
Beautiful shots..
Thank you, am enjoying summer.
Happy New Year indeed...

Like the look, hard enough to hang hangers looks delicious 😉
Yep, I can get hard. That sounds vaguely strange but there are parts that do.
 
but I did surprise him and said I was going to do him instead. He was a good sport, took them all, looked a bit like a peg hedgehog

Are you relishing the cruel streak deeply hidden in that benign disposition? I make too many assertions of a lady who is an intriguing mystery to me.
 
I am soft. Time is against me on some of the muscle tone.

As you know well, I am talking of your disposition, although I suspect you would not take fools gladly: Your body is in better shape than what I guess you age is. I am treading on dangerous ground here. apologies.
 
I am soft. Time is against me on some of the muscle tone.

As you know well, I am talking of your disposition, although I suspect you would not take fools gladly: Your body is in better shape than what I guess you age is. I am treading on dangerous ground here. apologies.

Ha, that could be an interesting discussion. All depends on what you think my age is and what sort of tyre life I should expect for this amount of mileage.

A soft disposition... Perhaps there are elements of that. I'm probably harder in a professional arena than I am at home, but even then as a female in these lines you have to bunt as much as you take the runs as they present themselves. Hard bitch isn't something that comes easy.
 
Red hot summer Christmas and New Year here. It was 42C plus for most of the week and we are having a cold spell today at 32C.

Lots of time down at the beach, where there is very little wind and not much in the way of waves. If you like cool water and no waves then this is your time.
attachment.php

The heat has kickstarted all my frangipani's into action. Orange and reds at the back, pinks down the side, and a big canopy white vanilla one out the front.
attachment.php

The message for 2022 is hang in there. Inspired by someone who's party trick is to put the hangers in the holes in her nipples, clearly I can't do that, but they are hard enough to hang them.
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Happy New Year (well, in 11 hours for me)

Happy New Year to all!! and those hangers are well hung!! first time seeing a trick like that.. very impressive!!
the beach looks wonderful!!
 
Happy New Year to all!! and those hangers are well hung!! first time seeing a trick like that.. very impressive!!
the beach looks wonderful!!

Never know until you try. If your angle of lean can exceed angle of droop, you are still in with a fighting chance.
 
Converse and corollary to the previous post, you can always win the boob game by getting on hands and knees and hanging down. Can even put it on wide angle lens a little...
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Friday night and the first formal event of the year came up. We passed on NY eve stuff and the races on New Years Day, but an evening of dancing was a bit much to ignore.
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The beach beckons often and always. We have had a nice few days where the afternoon sea breeze comes in and cools things a touch, getting the beachside temperature down to 30.
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If the wind gets up too much then poolside with a book, music and a few drinks is always a January delight. We got some double width pool recliners to replace a few that got ratty and they really are a bit bed like.
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Now and again you get a bit lucky in January if the sea breeze pushes a few clouds in at dusk. The cloud reflection sunsets are normally further into the year, but we had a nice one the other night looking out of my office .
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Tell me more about winning the boob game.....better yet, can I schedule instruction with some hands on demonstration?
 
BRAVO MissSwannie, just BRAVO


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Converse and corollary to the previous post, you can always win the boob game by getting on hands and knees and hanging down. Can even put it on wide angle lens a little...
attachment.php

Friday night and the first formal event of the year came up. We passed on NY eve stuff and the races on New Years Day, but an evening of dancing was a bit much to ignore.
attachment.php

The beach beckons often and always. We have had a nice few days where the afternoon sea breeze comes in and cools things a touch, getting the beachside temperature down to 30.
attachment.php

If the wind gets up too much then poolside with a book, music and a few drinks is always a January delight. We got some double width pool recliners to replace a few that got ratty and they really are a bit bed like.
attachment.php

Now and again you get a bit lucky in January if the sea breeze pushes a few clouds in at dusk. The cloud reflection sunsets are normally further into the year, but we had a nice one the other night looking out of my office .
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Your well shot photos are a delight, how privileged you are to live in a beautiful corner of the world, and I commend your taste in that sexy dress.
 
Hanging boobs are always a delight to play with.

I’ve always liked to see the evening sun playing on clouds. Never two days are alike
 
Converse and corollary to the previous post, you can always win the boob game by getting on hands and knees and hanging down. Can even put it on wide angle lens a little...
attachment.php

Friday night and the first formal event of the year came up. We passed on NY eve stuff and the races on New Years Day, but an evening of dancing was a bit much to ignore.
attachment.php

The beach beckons often and always. We have had a nice few days where the afternoon sea breeze comes in and cools things a touch, getting the beachside temperature down to 30.
attachment.php

If the wind gets up too much then poolside with a book, music and a few drinks is always a January delight. We got some double width pool recliners to replace a few that got ratty and they really are a bit bed like.
attachment.php

Now and again you get a bit lucky in January if the sea breeze pushes a few clouds in at dusk. The cloud reflection sunsets are normally further into the year, but we had a nice one the other night looking out of my office .
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I would love to play the Boob Game!!
I can picture those directly over my face
DELICIOUS
And that chair looks Soooo Comfy!!!
 
Tell me more about winning the boob game.....better yet, can I schedule instruction with some hands on demonstration?
Regrettably I have to go with the old and devious side of things and play a few hanging tricks to get them looking like this, but I'll take a pot shot at the title.
BRAVO MissSwannie, just BRAVO


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I'll take a Bravo over a Foxtrot Oscar.
Your well shot photos are a delight, how privileged you are to live in a beautiful corner of the world, and I commend your taste in that sexy dress.
It is a nice end of the world, sometimes literally. The dress is a good one to dance in, very free.
Hanging boobs are always a delight to play with.

I’ve always liked to see the evening sun playing on clouds. Never two days are alike
At certain times of the year there are some crackers. But we are the west coast, and its known as the Sunset Coast for a good reason.
Just don't try the newtons pendulum with them, I suspect they might have enough swing in them to collide.
I would love to play the Boob Game!!
I can picture those directly over my face
DELICIOUS
And that chair looks Soooo Comfy!!!
It's just about a bed. It's nice to be on after hopping out of the pool.
Absolutely wonderful images......all of them. :rose:
Thank you. Sometimes it comes together, sometimes they all fail.
 
Converse and corollary to the previous post, you can always win the boob game by getting on hands and knees and hanging down. Can even put it on wide angle lens a little...
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2130018&stc=1&d=1641882029
Friday night and the first formal event of the year came up. We passed on NY eve stuff and the races on New Years Day, but an evening of dancing was a bit much to ignore.
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2130019&stc=1&d=1641882029
The beach beckons often and always. We have had a nice few days where the afternoon sea breeze comes in and cools things a touch, getting the beachside temperature down to 30.
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2130020&stc=1&d=1641882029
If the wind gets up too much then poolside with a book, music and a few drinks is always a January delight. We got some double width pool recliners to replace a few that got ratty and they really are a bit bed like.
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2130021&stc=1&d=1641882029
Now and again you get a bit lucky in January if the sea breeze pushes a few clouds in at dusk. The cloud reflection sunsets are normally further into the year, but we had a nice one the other night looking out of my office .
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2130022&stc=1&d=1641882029

Very nice set ..... the view on hands and knees is fantastic,,,, just needs a bit of action 😉
 
Converse and corollary to the previous post, you can always win the boob game by getting on hands and knees and hanging down. Can even put it on wide angle lens a little...
attachment.php

Friday night and the first formal event of the year came up. We passed on NY eve stuff and the races on New Years Day, but an evening of dancing was a bit much to ignore.
attachment.php

The beach beckons often and always. We have had a nice few days where the afternoon sea breeze comes in and cools things a touch, getting the beachside temperature down to 30.
attachment.php

If the wind gets up too much then poolside with a book, music and a few drinks is always a January delight. We got some double width pool recliners to replace a few that got ratty and they really are a bit bed like.
attachment.php

Now and again you get a bit lucky in January if the sea breeze pushes a few clouds in at dusk. The cloud reflection sunsets are normally further into the year, but we had a nice one the other night looking out of my office .
attachment.php
Lovely hanging boobs. Oh to be on the bottom and have them swaying over my face.

Looks like a lovely summer down there. I saw in the news that one town near you recorded 50.7C yesterday, and another a few hundred kilometers from it had 49C but massive ice block hail. I imagine the heat convection clouds would reach massive tropical thunderhead heights but for ice to survive falling through those temperatures, you live in a wild part of the world.

The pool lounge/bed looks good. I would imagine that might be rather nice even on a hot night out there. You could always fall in the pool regularly and cool off further. I can't think why your partner would have a complaint in the world if you looked out the window and saw an arse like that out there all day. I keep looking at this pool, backyard, barbecue, beach, low density living and can understand why you chose to live there and just fly around the place for business. This living on top of each other and repeated plague stuff is starting to wear thin.
 
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