Artfan2
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Well pencil test under the boobs, the bottle test between your bum cheeks, and now the coat hanger test?
To me, it's more like showing off than passing a test. Like a guy hanging his hat on his, um, lap.
There is a burlesque/erotic dancer over here who has shows at the fringe festival where she takes her clothes off and hangs them on hangers from four points on her body, has a walk around chat and Q&A with audience, then gets dressed again.
Clearly I can't do that, but I do poke out a mile.
She had four of what you have two of?
Kinky, not as much of late. I did find a new set of clothes pegs, something I have had something for since, well, a time too early to mention in here. Bought them on a whim. Bloke thought I was going to play use-them-all and then he'd get pounced on, but I did surprise him and said I was going to do him instead. He was a good sport, took them all, looked a bit like a peg hedgehog by the time I had pinched enough skin to get the last few on him. His groan almost got me undone but well rewarded.
Haha, sounds like you had fun turning the tables on him, and you had to use them all of course.