Swannie's Random Stuff

[ohverbatum7]

Pink nails for Christmas parties.

Not quite long enough to follow the natural direction of my vision

 

[ohverbatum7]

Santa has delivered a present for the tree a bit early.

Don't believe I would get a decent nights sleep in them, could that be the idea?

 

[zekuma]

I have been slack once again in posting. All these Christmas events just keep piling up on top of each other. I almost miss the times when I have been traveling to meetings until mid-December and missed half of them. I kind of have to turn up to these. It certainly gives the wardrobe a workout.

If you sit bare-arsed on garden seats after coming out of the pool then you run the risk of a patterned bum. The comment at the time was it looks like a colour by numbers sheet. Maybe I should have stood there hands on knees while I was coloured in. Might have made for an interesting afternoon.

Contrary to popular belief, I do own a couple of conservative swimsuits. I might post a few alongside the conservative undies from time to time to keep it real. fair warning though I really don't like wearing them and the length of time I have had this one probably attests to how little it is worn.

Pink nails for Christmas parties. I did have an interesting chocolate wine coloured one but it was a bit out of season and perhaps a bit browner than I thought it would turn out. Some one with a bit more olive complexion might be able to pull it off.

Lazy summer days on the sofa just vege-ing in front of the tv runs the risk of finally coming to realise that your go to lazing out dress has just no elasticity left. Have a 30 sec snooze and your boob has escaped out the side.

Santa has delivered a present for the tree a bit early. I may be opening a big can of worms in entertaining this idea but we will see how it goes.

Patent leather sheets, the mind can only try and fathom what you are going to do on those. Undoubtedly you can hose them down afterwards.

Your conservative might be someone else's risqué. Doesn't matter either way, if it gets you to the everyone is happy stage then it is whatever they key that opens the lock.

The great thing about rogue escaped boobs and nipples is when they truly have escaped unnoticed and everyone but the owner quietly knows. Why ruin it.

 

[Todger65]

Patterned posterior looks good, I bet it took a good while to fade.

Conservative and malfunctioning clothes, opposite ends of the scale.

Perfectly placed fingers.

 

[missswannie]

I guess I might be in the minority here, but I think your beautiful bottom looks adorably cute with that pattern temporarily pressed into it. It would make me want to play with it even more.

No doubt seams on seats, knickers etc leave a pressure mark, but I don't recall seeing as much patterns in me before. Maybe I am soft and squishy and my push down weight is a bit high...

patterned bum.

I have spent an inordinate time, entranced, gazing at the patterns, it shows you don't have a fidgety personality, although my motivation was inspired by the carnal. I will leave the aesthetic to another post.

I think you read into it that my arse flows between the gaps instead of being firm on top.

I do own a couple of conservative swimsuits.

Even the one piece show the the delight in not quite containment.

No, properly contained for sure.

Pink nails for Christmas parties.

Not quite long enough to follow the natural direction of my vision

You just saw nails not anything else. Are you sure it is what you are thinking it is?

Santa has delivered a present for the tree a bit early.

Don't believe I would get a decent nights sleep in them, could that be the idea?

I can't imagine sleep is the highest priority on them but who knows.

Patent leather sheets, the mind can only try and fathom what you are going to do on those. Undoubtedly you can hose them down afterwards.

Your conservative might be someone else's risqué. Doesn't matter either way, if it gets you to the everyone is happy stage then it is whatever they key that opens the lock.

The great thing about rogue escaped boobs and nipples is when they truly have escaped unnoticed and everyone but the owner quietly knows. Why ruin it.

Slippery and wriggly no doubt.
The key that opens the lock is a good analogy. Indeed you are right, its about doing what ever it is that works for both.
A boob out the side, nipples from under a sun dress when you lean forward, knickers under a skirt visible when you sit down and relax your guard a touch. Things happen here and there.

Patterned posterior looks good, I bet it took a good while to fade.

Conservative and malfunctioning clothes, opposite ends of the scale.

Perfectly placed fingers.

It took a bit to fade out

 

[Azuldrgon]

I always love seeing your pictures.
Thank you for sharing. They were worth the wait.

 

[looking4it]

Pattern Bum

I think coloring in a pattern bum is an extremely interesting, intriguing and exciting idea. Might have to find someone and try it sometime.

 

[ohverbatum7]

You just saw nails not anything else.

At times my imagination can run away from reality.

 

[RVB_1]

Very nice series,,, looks like sexy fun

 

[missswannie]

I always love seeing your pictures.
Thank you for sharing. They were worth the wait.

Get Christmas out of the way, go get a booster shot of Pfizer or Moderna and then a bit of time over the next weeks of summer for things to find their way here perhaps.

I think coloring in a pattern bum is an extremely interesting, intriguing and exciting idea. Might have to find someone and try it sometime.

I may have just invented a new party game. Sit the host bare arsed on a metal garden chair and then take turns colouring in the result.

You just saw nails not anything else.

At times my imagination can run away from reality.

Correct

Very nice series,,, looks like sexy fun

I always have fun.

 

[RVB_1]

I always have fun.

Perfect ...

 

[looking4it]

I may have just invented a new party game. Sit the host bare arsed on a metal garden chair and then take turns colouring in the result.

I like it!

Although, I would have to imagine that as the evening went on staying inside the lines would be much tougher, but that might fun as well.

 

[missswannie]

Christmas is in full swing over this side of the world. Bloody hot up north and comfortably hot down this way. I just popped up to a minesite for a day and it was 46C on the ground. Mid 20s to mid 30s C here so very comfortable. A lot of places have just about finished up for the year. All schools are out for the summer holidays, resource companies will operate just a few people in the office for the next few days and then close down until 2nd week of Jan. A lot of places doing well will just call that a bonus holiday and not include it in holidays.

Around here you can get away with a few lights on the house as some of the trees come out at Christmas time. Illawara flame trees have been out for a month or more here and have a nice red berry display, especially with our blue summer skies. The more traditional yellow and orange "Christmas Tree" is out natively all over the bush and parklands. When they come out it is Christmas.

The Christmas season has been busy but nice with all the parties to go to. Lots of cocktail events this year so have had to make sure I had some easy dresses. I like this one, its loose and cool. So long as you don't bend forward and pick something up you can get away with no bra and just stay nice and loose. It's elasticised under the boobs so your droop is limited. If you do lean down there is only so much elasticity that holds the top in.

This morning it was beautiful to get out early and go for a walk along the river. A coffee and a portuguese egg tart at the half way mark, and wait for the dog to obey and get out of the water.

Then, a beach morning with friends. I don't normally put other people in here but J was laughing about all our nudies over the years, we were boobs down and wanted a pic to send to UK based friends to tease them about the weather.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I envy your Christmas weather, but enjoy the views. Thank you for sharing. *hugs*

 

[Todger65]

Now that’s the sort of Christmas I could cope with. Trees in full blossom, and lots of bare boobies, squished on towels or not.

 

[diamondjim]

Merry Christmas

You are in my thoughts

Delicious views!!!

 

[Dirtyoldbob]

Tree, Bush, tits, pie, and double tits.
Nice contrast but pic number 3 is my favourite

 

[zekuma]

Christmas is in full swing over this side of the world. Bloody hot up north and comfortably hot down this way. I just popped up to a minesite for a day and it was 46C on the ground. Mid 20s to mid 30s C here so very comfortable. A lot of places have just about finished up for the year. All schools are out for the summer holidays, resource companies will operate just a few people in the office for the next few days and then close down until 2nd week of Jan. A lot of places doing well will just call that a bonus holiday and not include it in holidays.

Around here you can get away with a few lights on the house as some of the trees come out at Christmas time. Illawara flame trees have been out for a month or more here and have a nice red berry display, especially with our blue summer skies. The more traditional yellow and orange "Christmas Tree" is out natively all over the bush and parklands. When they come out it is Christmas.

The Christmas season has been busy but nice with all the parties to go to. Lots of cocktail events this year so have had to make sure I had some easy dresses. I like this one, its loose and cool. So long as you don't bend forward and pick something up you can get away with no bra and just stay nice and loose. It's elasticised under the boobs so your droop is limited. If you do lean down there is only so much elasticity that holds the top in.

This morning it was beautiful to get out early and go for a walk along the river. A coffee and a portuguese egg tart at the half way mark, and wait for the dog to obey and get out of the water.

Then, a beach morning with friends. I don't normally put other people in here but J was laughing about all our nudies over the years, we were boobs down and wanted a pic to send to UK based friends to tease them about the weather.

Very nice. I remember a photo of you and J in the shower many years ago.

You could certainly set a few eyes glancing in that dress. Lean over the buffet to take a few things and everyone would be hoping for a look.

I see your area's Christmas Day forecast is over 40C. Does Santa come sliding into the pool with just his red hat or something? How does Mrs Claus decorate herself?

Portuguese Egg tarts.. I always forget you frequent HK and Macau a lot. With Durian or just plain?

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Mid 20s to mid 30s C here so very comfortable. A lot of places have just about finished up for the year. ...close down until 2nd week of Jan.
So long as you don't bend forward and pick something up you can get away with no bra and just stay nice and loose. If you do lean down there is only so much elasticity that holds the top in.
A coffee and a Portuguese egg tart at the half way mark
I don't normally put other people in here but J was laughing about all our nudies over the years, we were boobs down and wanted a pic to send to UK based friends to tease them about the weather.

Us Brits can probably accept you have lovely weather for the Christmas period and that some companies see it as justified to take extra time off to enjoy it too ... We can also accept a coffee and Portuguese tart (who wouldn't want a lovely young Portuguese lady flaunting her virtues? Oh sorry, wrong type of tart ) on a walk with the dog ... We will definitely accept the view of your fabulous breasts swinging free and those of any other (presumably gorgeous and well-endowed, like yourself) friend who wants to show off in your sunshine - where can I find more pics of her?

JUST DON'T MENTION THE F**KING CRICKET!!

 

[ohverbatum7]

with all the parties to go to.

You are living in a different world from most of the so called developed nations. Endless parties, and relative freedom of movement. you complain of your g
Government, but they have got covid mostly right, and of course you don't know how to play cricket sportsmen would let England win now and then.

 

[ohverbatum7]

I had some easy dresses. I like this one,

You missed out access after easy, but I keep forgetting they are for display purposes only, unless you have additions to your family strangers can keep their "salacious urges to themselves.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Beautiful trees, are they generally just native to Australia?

 

[ohverbatum7]

and wait for the dog to obey

Can't remember seeing your dog.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Then, a beach morning with friends.

Nice brace of boobs, are you on left?

 

[missswannie]

I envy your Christmas weather, but enjoy the views. Thank you for sharing. *hugs*

It's a different experience. Obviously, I grew up with summer Christmas and have had a few winter ones, but summer is better in my mind.

Now that’s the sort of Christmas I could cope with. Trees in full blossom, and lots of bare boobies, squished on towels or not.

That's it on this side of the world.

You are in my thoughts

Tree, Bush, tits, pie, and double tits.
Nice contrast but pic number 3 is my favourite

Well that reduces things down to single words.

Very nice. I remember a photo of you and J in the shower many years ago.

You could certainly set a few eyes glancing in that dress. Lean over the buffet to take a few things and everyone would be hoping for a look.

I see your area's Christmas Day forecast is over 40C. Does Santa come sliding into the pool with just his red hat or something? How does Mrs Claus decorate herself?

Portuguese Egg tarts.. I always forget you frequent HK and Macau a lot. With Durian or just plain?

Yes a while back. I keep it just to me usually and don't put too many paired pics in.
I'm pretty good at keeping things under cover in dresses these days. Probably flashed more than a few over the years but us old birds gain skills.
Santa has at least the hat, maybe board shorts. Mrs Claus inevitably finds red bikini. It's been revised to 43C for Xmas.
I don't mind durian in my egg tarts. Certainly Macao was the capital of egg tarts.

Us Brits can probably accept you have lovely weather for the Christmas period and that some companies see it as justified to take extra time off to enjoy it too ... We can also accept a coffee and Portuguese tart (who wouldn't want a lovely young Portuguese lady flaunting her virtues? Oh sorry, wrong type of tart ) on a walk with the dog ... We will definitely accept the view of your fabulous breasts swinging free and those of any other (presumably gorgeous and well-endowed, like yourself) friend who wants to show off in your sunshine - where can I find more pics of her?

JUST DON'T MENTION THE F**KING CRICKET!!

Hopefully the Poms can get their act together and at least last out the 5 days. The parts are all there, for sure, just not quite firing in time.

with all the parties to go to.

You are living in a different world from most of the so called developed nations. Endless parties, and relative freedom of movement. you complain of your g
Government, but they have got covid mostly right, and of course you don't know how to play cricket sportsmen would let England win now and then.

State Govt certainly did. Maybe not Sydney and Melbourne. It's almost a shame to have to open up but can't really do the hermit kingdom thing forever. Or maybe we could.

I had some easy dresses. I like this one,

You missed out access after easy, but I keep forgetting they are for display purposes only, unless you have additions to your family strangers can keep their "salacious urges to themselves.

Indeed display models only.

Beautiful trees, are they generally just native to Australia?

They are native to here but don't know if they have been exported anywhere.

and wait for the dog to obey

Can't remember seeing your dog.

He was in the river.

Then, a beach morning with friends.

Nice brace of boobs, are you on left?

Hardly. Mine aren't that big.