Advice for Making a Toy Fit

[redheadfantasy]

Hi all! I (early 20s F) got myself a dildo/vibrator for an early holiday present, but it’s a little too big. I have to really struggle and work to get it in, but even then it hurts a little, it’s so big. Any advice on making it a better fit? Would coconut oil help? Thanks! <3

 

[Saint_Ann]

Hi all! I (early 20s F) got myself a dildo/vibrator for an early holiday present, but it’s a little too big. I have to really struggle and work to get it in, but even then it hurts a little, it’s so big. Any advice on making it a better fit? Would coconut oil help? Thanks! <3

I feel your pain. Trying to convert those metric product specs into something more western is baffling. Plus converting from circumference to diameter requires an advanced maths. Maybe try an ice bath first?

Good luck stretching out your tiny vagina.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Perhaps studying this thread will help...


https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=678104&page=103

 

[rae121452]

have you tried whacking the base a few times with a small sledgehammer?

 

[rae121452]

here are a few alternative versions of this thread:

'hi, i'm fucking retarded. i just wanted everyone out there to know.'

or:

'hi, i'm a disgusting fat old man who gets my jollies pretending i'm a 20 something woman with a tight coochie.'

 

[thør]

For a vegan tip, select various sizes of zukes at the grocery.

You get a stretch and a salad.

 

[SissySalina]

Just buy one that fits!
If you are new at it then you must work your way up, start small and stretch it out a bit at a time.

 

[dolf]

Fucksake, just buy a smaller one

Would you ask for advice on how to adapt your feet to poorly fitting, painful shoes? No, you'd just stop wearing them!

 

[doowdniw]

Never try to put anything that's larger than your elbow into your ear.

 

[Conager]

You could always start with my cock and work your way down.

 

[Champakian]

Fucksake, just buy a smaller one

Would you ask for advice on how to adapt your feet to poorly fitting, painful shoes? No, you'd just stop wearing them!

I've suspected for a long time that you really are a man.

Most women do the ugly Cinderella stepsister thing
and just cram them in because they look good
and make her feet look smaller



(for when she puts them in her mouth).

 

[rae121452]

Never try to put anything that's larger than your elbow into your ear.

and never eat anything larger than your head.

 

[roshnikhanna]

Yes you can use oil for lubrication i think this will work.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Get a pocket knife and whittle it down a bit.

 

[GothTalk]

Get a pocket knife and whittle it down a bit.

https://c.tenor.com/II2jEhiZpl8AAAAC/greenshirt-laughing-man.gif

 

[bronzeage]

This explains all the dildoes on the Isle of Misfit Toys.

 

[46n2]

Hi all! I (early 20s F) got myself a dildo/vibrator for an early holiday present, but it’s a little too big. I have to really struggle and work to get it in, but even then it hurts a little, it’s so big. Any advice on making it a better fit? Would coconut oil help? Thanks! <3

Thank you for that.

I'd gone nearly an hour without a complete and laughable outburst.

I feel better now, thanks.

 

[Pairaclities]

Hi all! I (early 20s F) got myself a dildo/vibrator for an early holiday present, but it’s a little too big. I have to really struggle and work to get it in, but even then it hurts a little, it’s so big. Any advice on making it a better fit? Would coconut oil help? Thanks! <3

Well, I always appreciated a tight pussy, so where do you want to hook-up?

 

[silver gurl]

Fucksake, just buy a smaller one

Would you ask for advice on how to adapt your feet to poorly fitting, painful shoes? No, you'd just stop wearing them!

There has always been a lack of common sense around these parts.

 

[46n2]

There has always been a lack of common sense around these parts.

Silver. Yer not a dumb one, are you?

Dolf is most definitely the not dumbest one to ever grace these halls of Literotica.

So...the thing is, you can't be taken, okay? You cannot stand there with a lovingly presented set of bewbs and pretend to be taken aback by a lack of common sense.

That will never play here.

Take that back. And go about as you were.

Plus sent me naked titties, please.

-your new friend, 42

 

[Curvycutiepie]

These replies have made my night!