DeckardNYC
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His heavy balls fell down a rabbit hole and dragged him with them....
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His heavy balls fell down a rabbit hole and dragged him with them....
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DeckardNYC hasn't emerged from the maize maze yet. He might have gotten lost there.
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Snuck out of town in the middle of the night in order to run for the presidency of Panama.
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He was following a trail of breadcrumbs when it started to snow.
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Accidentally ran across the secret underground lair of the Gambino family. He's now even further underground than he was before.
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Accidentally ran across the secret underground lair of the Gambino family. He's now even further underground than he was before.
He ran into a maze bush and got lost.
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He tried trespassing the aforementioned slumber party.
- The circumstances are a bit unclear after that...
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Sinstories
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the evil leader of the dog planet swooped down and kidnapped her to mind probe her and get the secret of cats to be used to plot intergalactic domination... bwa ha ha ha
DeckardNYC
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One of his stories is being made into a movie and he's away on location
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DeckardNYC signed up for a wild goose chase and hasn't been seen since.
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Came upon a shirtless photo of Justin Trudeau and literally hasn't stopped masturbating since.
DeckardNYC
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Came upon a shirtless photo of Justin Trudeau and literally hasn't stopped masturbating since.
He's on another secret spy mission to one of the Stans.
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He's out getting more coffee
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He's out getting more coffee
Disappeared in the woods while looking for the perfect Chrismas tree. Was it aliens? Bigfoot? Elves? No one knows
Sinstories
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On his way to a Cosplay convention....costume was a bit too good....
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Got spirited off to a sex cult where he was duct taped to a wall, fed a bunch of viagara, ball gagged, and used as a coat hanger.
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Extraordinary rendition.
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Went on an expedition to the northern areas of Sweden and Finland with a huge crew.
They were supposed to count reindeers (there was a sudden decline in the numbers)
But alas.... He met Santa Claus, and is now the Chief Executive for gift making team.
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Got caught up in a police sweep in Abu Dhabi, now he's a love slave for one of the lesser Arab princes.
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Joined an Amish sex cult
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He is on a mission with the avengers.
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