An Aussie Christmas

[girlsmiley]

That cunt Fata hasn't posted in a bit so I thought I'd offer up a thread about Christmas because she loves Christmas and all thing Christmas a lot.

Typical Aussie Christmas.

Kids wake up way too early and rip into presents.
Dads wear Christmas inspired Hawaiian shirts and pick up wrapping paper.
Mums pull out the SPF 50 for the kids because it's 38 degrees outside.
Kids play outside with their new toys and complain about the bindies.
Lunch is lots of prawns, a big leg of ham and a burnt sausage your half pissed uncle Daz has cooked on the barbie. Pav for dessert.
Backyard cricket. More beers for uncle Daz. Daz is badly sunburnt. Daz has a nap.
More ham. More pav.

What's your Christmas like?

 

[mayfly13]

I thought you're a kiwi.
That Jacinda retard makes you all ashamed of your roots, eh?

 

[girlsmiley]

I thought you're a kiwi.
That Jacinda retard makes you all ashamed of your roots, eh?

How dare you. I've had my roots done *hair toss*

Tell us. What's Christmas like under your bridge?

 

[Chernosoth]

I will probably watch porn and read news about more people dying.

 

[Saint Peter]

I thought you're a kiwi.
That Jacinda retard makes you all ashamed of your roots, eh?

How dare you. I've had my roots done *hair toss*

Tell us. What's Christmas like under your bridge?

too funny!

fata? i have not seen that cunt post in ages.

 

[thør]

I thought Aussies went to the beach.

 

[Champakian]

I thought Aussies went to the beach.

What the hell?

You didn't think they celebrated Kwanzaa?

 

[girlsmiley]

too funny!

fata? i have not seen that cunt post in ages.

Too busy stuffing her face with cheese, I bet!

I thought Aussies went to the beach.

I love the beach, but I'm working through the holidays this year. No rest for the wicked

What are you guys doing? Pumpkin pie and playing in the snow?

 

[thør]

What are you guys doing? Pumpkin pie and playing in the snow?

The pie flavor hasn't been settled on, yet.

And yes, there will be playing in the snow. We will over-eat on Christmas Eve and Christmas. After a family day together on Christmas, we're heading off to the cabin for a week. My skis, snowshoes, and snowmachines will get well used. I might even cut a bit of firewood.