Santa's List

[FranklyFrank]

It's that time of year again. Time to fess up and let Santa know if you have been naughty or nice or, nice and naughty this year. I'm checking my list!

So,tell us all what naughty Christmas wish you would like to see filling your stocking....or bed this year.

My first request for Christmas is to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a much better 2022. And, to deliver that wish the wonderful ladies of Lit under the mistletoe.

 

[FranklyFrank]

https://i.imgur.com/jm9gYTD.jpg

 

[FranklyFrank]

https://i.imgur.com/SYvpcQ7.jpg

 

[FranklyFrank]

https://i.imgur.com/OkdhOZd.jpg

 

[water_moutina]

I've been good and as a present I've asked Santa for the naughty list

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I’m going to let Santa Frank decide what list I’m on and let him gift accordingly.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Who couldn't use some of these?

https://youtu.be/jSR8a24xxuw

 

[FranklyFrank]

I’m going to let Santa Frank decide what list I’m on and let him gift accordingly.

All gift decisions require a thorough exploration on qualifications and assets to make a final decision on the proper gift selection!

 

[FranklyFrank]

Who couldn't use some of these?

https://youtu.be/jSR8a24xxuw

*Puts Jizzle stocking stuffers on the list for WJ*

 

[FranklyFrank]

I've been good and as a present I've asked Santa for the naughty list

The entire list??

 

[FranklyFrank]

https://youtu.be/H-j57M4JSQ4

Santa would sing this to you but that would just have you running out of the room screaming!

 

[FranklyFrank]

https://youtu.be/_CeY0VdhXK8

Immmmm lookin forward to Christmas

 

[FranklyFrank]

Thanks to Covid, I've been quite good unfortunately.

Dear Susan, my Christmas wish for you is for this Covid issue to disappear in 2022 so that you can once again claim your deserved spot on the naughty list!

 

[FranklyFrank]

And for those bah humbug peeps....

https://i.imgur.com/Rv8QNJr.jpg

 

[FranklyFrank]

https://i.imgur.com/jBvhn8N.jpg

 

[tnman03]

And for those bah humbug peeps....

https://i.imgur.com/Rv8QNJr.jpg

Well... I guess that's another spin on the burning paper bag full of poo tossed on the front porch with the doorbell being rung.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Well... I guess that's another spin on the burning paper bag full of poo tossed on the front porch with the doorbell being rung.

With a Santa twist

 

[JerseyJade]

Before I say anything more.. will I be required to take a lie defector test?

 

[FranklyFrank]

Before I say anything more.. will I be required to take a lie defector test?

I don't want to break the machine using it on you! I have already received many reports of your naughtiness and may have to add a new category to the list!

 

[tnman03]

Before I say anything more.. will I be required to take a lie defector test?

Do you really think that Santa’s going to care as long as he knows that you’re waiting up for him with a surprise???

 

[JerseyJade]

Do you really think that Santa’s going to care as long as he knows that you’re waiting up for him with a surprise???

He might not be too happy when he finds out it isn't milk and cookies, though.

 

[tnman03]

He might not be too happy when he finds out it isn't milk and cookies, though.

Don't you think that he might be in the mood for something beside's milk and cookies after all of those other houses?

 

[JerseyJade]

Don't you think that he might be in the mood for something beside's milk and cookies after all of those other houses?

You do know that you're destroying my image of Santa Claus, right? I think that's grounds for a one way ticket to the naughty list.

 

[tnman03]

You do know that you're destroying my image of Santa Claus, right? I think that's grounds for a one way ticket to the naughty list.

How about I put on a Santa suit and drop by so that you can practice for the big night?

 

[JerseyJade]

How about I put on a Santa suit and drop by so that you can practice for the big night?

Sure. That would be great. What kind of cookies do you like?