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make something simple like spaghetti to feed whoever is in the house for dinner.

Are you the more daring than your close female friends? and do the guy's also freely present their equipment. some may be reluctant to display should they have less than impressive apparatus.
 
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You would be dinner. Looking like that!!
Nah, I'm really not that edible.
those pajama bottoms! 🙃
I struggle with having to wear anything in bed.
no bumps no seeing things for a post lunch swim in the pool with everyone.
nicely designed cossie, but it showed enough to me to set the blood pounding, is that really as modest a covering that you have? not complaining.
Apart from streamlined pool sprint one piece ones, it is on the generous coverage side.
a few sneakies

Must be gratifying to raise your husbands sexual temperature, but would work equally as well with the rest of the male tribe.

He's a simple bloke, not too complicated.
make something simple like spaghetti to feed whoever is in the house for dinner.

Are you the more daring than your close female friends? and do the guy's also freely present their equipment. some may be reluctant to display should they have less than impressive apparatus.
I don't think that is an issue. Numerous friends and varying ideas on being comfortable. My oldest friends are more likely to be described as peas in a pod but that's our nature and the times.
Present their equipment is not an apt description, that misrepresents what body freedom is b St described as. If people are happy swimming in board shorts or with none then whatever works for people and the twain shall mix. We just happen to be very casual about it all but don't subscribe to any rules or descriptions. Nothing emerged overnight, it is just something that has continued on since Reagan was around. Don't mistake it for sexual.
 
On my best behaviour today. Bloke had guests around with a couple of more conservative types so was instructed no lumps no bumps no seeing things for a post lunch swim in the pool with everyone. I had my nice and proper ones on.
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Although the girls would rather be free
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A bit of a late night last night, having a few Christmas drinks on another couples yacht. It got a bit late so stayed on board but its a no door type cabin arrangement so had to fish my emergency knickers out from the bottom of my bag to sleep in. Of course, bloke has a bit of fetish for when I wear my big ones so at dawn I hear him taking a few sneakies of them halfway up the crack. His problem getting all worked up because it wasn't the place to do anything about it without rocking the boat.
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Anyway, at heart I am a princess so with guests all gone its time to get changed and make something simple like spaghetti to feed whoever is in the house for dinner.
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I like that phrase ‘rocking the boat’ in this case literally, it’s the equivalent of the headboard banging the wall, or a squeaky bed frame in a hotel or your own home.

I bet that ‘proper’ bikini doesn’t get aired very often.
 
On my best behaviour today. Bloke had guests around with a couple of more conservative types so was instructed no lumps no bumps no seeing things for a post lunch swim in the pool with everyone. I had my nice and proper ones on.
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Although the girls would rather be free
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A bit of a late night last night, having a few Christmas drinks on another couples yacht. It got a bit late so stayed on board but its a no door type cabin arrangement so had to fish my emergency knickers out from the bottom of my bag to sleep in. Of course, bloke has a bit of fetish for when I wear my big ones so at dawn I hear him taking a few sneakies of them halfway up the crack. His problem getting all worked up because it wasn't the place to do anything about it without rocking the boat.
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Anyway, at heart I am a princess so with guests all gone its time to get changed and make something simple like spaghetti to feed whoever is in the house for dinner.
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Sounds like it was a nice time... too bad things were so constrained.... Always enjoy when the girls and anything else are free.
 
Wow.
Simply wow.
Thank you so much for sharing. *hugs*
Welcome.
I like that phrase ‘rocking the boat’ in this case literally, it’s the equivalent of the headboard banging the wall, or a squeaky bed frame in a hotel or your own home.

I bet that ‘proper’ bikini doesn’t get aired very often.
Over this side of the country the internal walls are all brick as well so not as much sound carries inside a house. Conversely when you are on your back and you get hammered up the bed a bit, head hitting on brick wall is not as soft as stud walls.

The proper bikinis and suits don't get used too much.
Sounds like it was a nice time... too bad things were so constrained.... Always enjoy when the girls and anything else are free.

I make it a point to be restrained in dressing as little as possible.
 
So glad to find you are still sharing your wonderful randomness here, made returning all the more delightful. :rose:
 
On my best behaviour today. Bloke had guests around with a couple of more conservative types so was instructed no lumps no bumps no seeing things for a post lunch swim in the pool with everyone. I had my nice and proper ones on.
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Although the girls would rather be free
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A bit of a late night last night, having a few Christmas drinks on another couples yacht. It got a bit late so stayed on board but its a no door type cabin arrangement so had to fish my emergency knickers out from the bottom of my bag to sleep in. Of course, bloke has a bit of fetish for when I wear my big ones so at dawn I hear him taking a few sneakies of them halfway up the crack. His problem getting all worked up because it wasn't the place to do anything about it without rocking the boat.
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Anyway, at heart I am a princess so with guests all gone its time to get changed and make something simple like spaghetti to feed whoever is in the house for dinner.
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You really are a smooth, beautiful, wonderful goddess.
 
On my best behaviour today. Bloke had guests around with a couple of more conservative types so was instructed no lumps no bumps no seeing things for a post lunch swim in the pool with everyone. I had my nice and proper ones on.
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Although the girls would rather be free
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A bit of a late night last night, having a few Christmas drinks on another couples yacht. It got a bit late so stayed on board but its a no door type cabin arrangement so had to fish my emergency knickers out from the bottom of my bag to sleep in. Of course, bloke has a bit of fetish for when I wear my big ones so at dawn I hear him taking a few sneakies of them halfway up the crack. His problem getting all worked up because it wasn't the place to do anything about it without rocking the boat.
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Anyway, at heart I am a princess so with guests all gone its time to get changed and make something simple like spaghetti to feed whoever is in the house for dinner.
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I have to agree with your bloke. There is something about you in big knickers, but equally walking around without.
 
You really are a smooth, beautiful, wonderful goddess.

Just true to my nature.
I have to agree with your bloke. There is something about you in big knickers, but equally walking around without.

You are as a bad as him. 30 something years of just wearing thongs and he develops a thing for comfy everyday undies covering my arse. If he puts a pile in my Christmas presents then I know I am in trouble.

He just bought himself a top end drone, not even wrapping it up for himself and putting it under the tree. If that got translated into a carton of knickers I'd be confused whether to reward him for stupid excesses to make a point or just only wear them once each and throw them. (BTW I'd never do that, I'd probably donate all but a pack for myself to a women's shelter to be distributed. Actually that's not a bad idea, I'll find out what's needed and the size spread and go and make a wholesale deal with Bonds. Kmart does $5-10 swimsuits too so maybe something to go swimming in might be nice too. Fuck it people, go and take care of some folks this Christmas)

Not sure of what charities are around in different areas of the world but I do a bit with the Smith Family over here. Anonymous donations and provisions, it started out when donors were asked what their names were to credit and they all just replied Smith. Makes sure there are presents under the tree, food on the table, and during the year school uniforms to make sure kids fit in, private tuition to help kids catch up, mentorship and scholarships for further education etc. Everything and anything to get a leg up to get out of a situation. Keep an eye out in your community for how you can lend a hand to folks to start making their moves.
 
Miss, thank you

Just true to my nature.


You are as a bad as him. 30 something years of just wearing thongs and he develops a thing for comfy everyday undies covering my arse. If he puts a pile in my Christmas presents then I know I am in trouble.

He just bought himself a top end drone, not even wrapping it up for himself and putting it under the tree. If that got translated into a carton of knickers I'd be confused whether to reward him for stupid excesses to make a point or just only wear them once each and throw them. (BTW I'd never do that, I'd probably donate all but a pack for myself to a women's shelter to be distributed. Actually that's not a bad idea, I'll find out what's needed and the size spread and go and make a wholesale deal with Bonds. Kmart does $5-10 swimsuits too so maybe something to go swimming in might be nice too. Fuck it people, go and take care of some folks this Christmas)

Not sure of what charities are around in different areas of the world but I do a bit with the Smith Family over here. Anonymous donations and provisions, it started out when donors were asked what their names were to credit and they all just replied Smith. Makes sure there are presents under the tree, food on the table, and during the year school uniforms to make sure kids fit in, private tuition to help kids catch up, mentorship and scholarships for further education etc. Everything and anything to get a leg up to get out of a situation. Keep an eye out in your community for how you can lend a hand to folks to start making their moves.

That is the act of kindness we should wake each day thinking, how can I make someone's day better. I live in the non-profit world and while there is lots money donated it often takes time to get into the hands that need it. Give direct, see for yourself, and know you made someone's day/life better!
 
That is the act of kindness we should wake each day thinking, how can I make someone's day better. I live in the non-profit world and while there is lots money donated it often takes time to get into the hands that need it. Give direct, see for yourself, and know you made someone's day/life better!

Donations are great but I believe in hands on when you can.
At a mine owned in Tanazania we used to have all sorts of buyers fly in from wealthy companies. Many of these buyers most likely had not got blisters on their hands from a bit of work in their lives, coming from very wealthy backgrounds. They could and did write any amount on cheques. I would encourage them to join the expat workers there on a Saturday morning and pick up and a hammer and nails and help build facilities for our Masaai neighbours. Clinics, schools, water treatment plants, orphanages, whatever the guys could get onto next. Our guys found it better than drinking all day in the mine bar on their shift change day off, but I always thought it was more beneficial for the customers to spend a few hours building something worthwhile than taking their money.
 
Donations are great but I believe in hands on when you can.
At a mine owned in Tanazania we used to have all sorts of buyers fly in from wealthy companies. Many of these buyers most likely had not got blisters on their hands from a bit of work in their lives, coming from very wealthy backgrounds. They could and did write any amount on cheques. I would encourage them to join the expat workers there on a Saturday morning and pick up and a hammer and nails and help build facilities for our Masaai neighbours. Clinics, schools, water treatment plants, orphanages, whatever the guys could get onto next. Our guys found it better than drinking all day in the mine bar on their shift change day off, but I always thought it was more beneficial for the customers to spend a few hours building something worthwhile than taking their money.

Oh Miss, you are correct it's not money per se its just here in the US many non-profit companies take care their own first then the people they proclaim to help. But to put yourself in someone's shoes and work beside or do for is the best. One of my groups do construction on an on call basis. Nothing replaces the smile of a kid who sees running water or a toilet for the first time.
 
I would encourage them to join the expat workers there on a Saturday morning and pick up and a hammer and nails and help build facilities for our Masaai neighbours.

I bet there was a few aching arms and legs at the end of their labours, did you get a few old fashioned looks from some of the more pampered people.
 
Oh Miss, you are correct it's not money per se its just here in the US many non-profit companies take care their own first then the people they proclaim to help. But to put yourself in someone's shoes and work beside or do for is the best. One of my groups do construction on an on call basis. Nothing replaces the smile of a kid who sees running water or a toilet for the first time.

You have to do your best and then an inch more in life. Half of folks have a hard enough time to keep their head above water with everything that decides to get thrown out way, but when you might be able to, do some good things and square the ledger up just a touch.

I would encourage them to join the expat workers there on a Saturday morning and pick up and a hammer and nails and help build facilities for our Masaai neighbours.

I bet there was a few aching arms and legs at the end of their labours, did you get a few old fashioned looks from some of the more pampered people.

I don't really give much credence to the odd look. I painted a few walls on a cancer hospital they built in their town, it doesn't hurt them to whack a couple of nails in and sweep up the wood shavings. In doing so they talk to the Masaai women and learn that that the money they pay behind our back to some of the Masaai men for stolen minerals just gets turned into booze, hookers, and drugs, and not the household. Kids going a bit hungry tonight while the old man is off his face over in the shanty towns. Which is why we only paid salaries into bank accounts. Just need to open a few eyes along the way.

Anyway, all good things and all but, maybe some more boobs and bums and little less life talk, S!
 
You have to do your best and then an inch more in life. Half of folks have a hard enough time to keep their head above water with everything that decides to get thrown out way, but when you might be able to, do some good things and square the ledger up just a touch.



I don't really give much credence to the odd look. I painted a few walls on a cancer hospital they built in their town, it doesn't hurt them to whack a couple of nails in and sweep up the wood shavings. In doing so they talk to the Masaai women and learn that that the money they pay behind our back to some of the Masaai men for stolen minerals just gets turned into booze, hookers, and drugs, and not the household. Kids going a bit hungry tonight while the old man is off his face over in the shanty towns. Which is why we only paid salaries into bank accounts. Just need to open a few eyes along the way.

Anyway, all good things and all but, maybe some more boobs and bums and little less life talk, S!

I and many others call it Paying It Forward..
Have paid the person's behind me bridge fare. And have been told that when started it can go on for many cars behind with people returning the favor.
I have actually bought the persons groceries in front of me that had a hard time paying..
Immediate good feels

I hope that you still have been able to get out and about in your warmer weather??
 
Missswannie writes: money they pay behind our back to some of the Masaai men for stolen minerals just gets turned into booze, hookers, and drugs, and not the household. Kids going a bit hungry tonight

There has to be some merit in the matriarchal society, fewer children would go hungry and unclothed.
 
On my best behaviour today. Bloke had guests around with a couple of more conservative types so was instructed no lumps no bumps no seeing things for a post lunch swim in the pool with everyone. I had my nice and proper ones on.
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Although the girls would rather be free
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A bit of a late night last night, having a few Christmas drinks on another couples yacht. It got a bit late so stayed on board but its a no door type cabin arrangement so had to fish my emergency knickers out from the bottom of my bag to sleep in. Of course, bloke has a bit of fetish for when I wear my big ones so at dawn I hear him taking a few sneakies of them halfway up the crack. His problem getting all worked up because it wasn't the place to do anything about it without rocking the boat.
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Anyway, at heart I am a princess so with guests all gone its time to get changed and make something simple like spaghetti to feed whoever is in the house for dinner.
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Delicious views!!!
 
I and many others call it Paying It Forward..
Have paid the person's behind me bridge fare. And have been told that when started it can go on for many cars behind with people returning the favor.
I have actually bought the persons groceries in front of me that had a hard time paying..
Immediate good feels

I hope that you still have been able to get out and about in your warmer weather??
I certainly have. A lot of Christmas events to attend, beach weather so morning swims, a ton of babies among the nieces, nephews and extended so Christmas shopping enlarged. We will have to head out on the boat and get some big fish and rock lobsters (crayfish) for the Christmas, New Year lunches and dinners.
Missswannie writes: money they pay behind our back to some of the Masaai men for stolen minerals just gets turned into booze, hookers, and drugs, and not the household. Kids going a bit hungry tonight

There has to be some merit in the matriarchal society, fewer children would go hungry and unclothed.
There are merits, it often just has to be a societal circuit breaker to enact change. Direct debit pay packets were a good change, mandatory child support payments deducted at the point of pay so that any offspring you bring into the world are taken care of, etc take care of the basic responsibilities prior to anyone touching the cash. I've heard enough opposition to it around the place, but eventually it becomes fait accompli, people move on to a new normal, and they forget there were people skipping responsibilities in a past era. It probably does increase theft and crime as people look for ways of getting a dollar back in their pocket outside of the system.
Delicious views!!!
I can't say I am particularly edible but if it raises an appetite...
 
I have been slack once again in posting. All these Christmas events just keep piling up on top of each other. I almost miss the times when I have been traveling to meetings until mid-December and missed half of them. I kind of have to turn up to these. It certainly gives the wardrobe a workout.

If you sit bare-arsed on garden seats after coming out of the pool then you run the risk of a patterned bum. The comment at the time was it looks like a colour by numbers sheet. Maybe I should have stood there hands on knees while I was coloured in. Might have made for an interesting afternoon.
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Contrary to popular belief, I do own a couple of conservative swimsuits. I might post a few alongside the conservative undies from time to time to keep it real. fair warning though I really don't like wearing them and the length of time I have had this one probably attests to how little it is worn.
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Pink nails for Christmas parties. I did have an interesting chocolate wine coloured one but it was a bit out of season and perhaps a bit browner than I thought it would turn out. Some one with a bit more olive complexion might be able to pull it off.
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Lazy summer days on the sofa just vege-ing in front of the tv runs the risk of finally coming to realise that your go to lazing out dress has just no elasticity left. Have a 30 sec snooze and your boob has escaped out the side.
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Santa has delivered a present for the tree a bit early. I may be opening a big can of worms in entertaining this idea but we will see how it goes.
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I have been slack once again in posting. All these Christmas events just keep piling up on top of each other. I almost miss the times when I have been traveling to meetings until mid-December and missed half of them. I kind of have to turn up to these. It certainly gives the wardrobe a workout.

If you sit bare-arsed on garden seats after coming out of the pool then you run the risk of a patterned bum. The comment at the time was it looks like a colour by numbers sheet. Maybe I should have stood there hands on knees while I was coloured in. Might have made for an interesting afternoon.
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Contrary to popular belief, I do own a couple of conservative swimsuits. I might post a few alongside the conservative undies from time to time to keep it real. fair warning though I really don't like wearing them and the length of time I have had this one probably attests to how little it is worn.
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Pink nails for Christmas parties. I did have an interesting chocolate wine coloured one but it was a bit out of season and perhaps a bit browner than I thought it would turn out. Some one with a bit more olive complexion might be able to pull it off.
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Lazy summer days on the sofa just vege-ing in front of the tv runs the risk of finally coming to realise that your go to lazing out dress has just no elasticity left. Have a 30 sec snooze and your boob has escaped out the side.
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Santa has delivered a present for the tree a bit early. I may be opening a big can of worms in entertaining this idea but we will see how it goes.
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I guess I might be in the minority here, but I think your beautiful bottom looks adorably cute with that pattern temporarily pressed into it. It would make me want to play with it even more.
 
patterned bum.

I have spent an inordinate time, entranced, gazing at the patterns, it shows you don't have a fidgety personality, although my motivation was inspired by the carnal. I will leave the aesthetic to another post.
 
I do own a couple of conservative swimsuits.

Even the one piece show the the delight in not quite containment.
 
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