Stick something up the butt of the Litster above you.

[mickyp123]

A presidential cigar.

Would that be Lit ?

 

[LondonSnap]

A red-hot poker - cold end first

 

[Sundayschild]

A red-hot poker - cold end first

Same, but sideways

Would that be Lit ?

How else can they blow smoke rings?

 

[mickyp123]

Same, but sideways

How else can they blow smoke rings?

Lol,

A load of Quarks

 

[AbsintheFather]

A gerbil

 

[ydahecnot]

My thumb

A butt plug that won’t dent

 

[AmberLGreen]

His own thumb.

A goat horn covered in toad sperm

 

[Smoothshavendad]

A goat horn covered in toad sperm

My thingamajig

 

[WerdNerd]

My thingamajig

A Baby Ruth bar

 

[elusive_buttrfly]

A Baby Ruth bar

Word Game trophy

 

[WerdNerd]

Word Game trophy

An all beef kielbasa

 

[Sundayschild]

An all beef kielbasa

Thesaurus

 

[IhateClowns]

Thesaurus

Sunglasses so she doesn’t get eye poked by the Litster above her.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Sunglasses so she doesn’t get eye poked by the Litster above her.

An egg beater for a frisky colonoscopy

 

[IhateClowns]

An egg beater for a frisky colonoscopy

The clapper. Just so I can see in the dark.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

The clapper. Just so I can see in the dark.

I left a snorkel so you can go spelunking

 

[default24]

An egg beater for a whisk colonoscopy

FTFY

Aussie, you ever try a tail plug?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

FTFY

Aussie, you ever try a tail plug?

No. I've used plugs, but haven't donned a tail (yet)

Here *shoves a tail plug up default and steps back to just admire my work*

 

[default24]

No. I've used plugs, but haven't donned a tail (yet)

Here *shoves a tail plug up default and steps back to just admire my work*

I'm a mediocre to below average dancer, but I'd get it shaking
https://media.giphy.com/media/rMBc3buXnyDqo/giphy.gif

 

[IhateClowns]

I'm a mediocre to below average dancer, but I'd get it shaking
https://media.giphy.com/media/rMBc3buXnyDqo/giphy.gifC

Corbal’s dick

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Corbal’s dick

A popsicle

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

A popsicle

Frozen corn dog

 

[IhateClowns]

A popsicle

It finally melted. Hope all is well.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

A clown nose

 

[F3x0r]

A custard cream