The cleanies

[dolf]

I know it's not just me. Sudden bouts of cleaning, brought on by either something or nothing. The sort of mood that has you pulling all of the shelves out of the fridge and arranging all of the kitchen utensils by size. And when you're done your undercrackers and socks are all folded and filed by occasion. The selection of squash that are being a dining table centrepiece until they get used have been polished.

It's like when dogs get the zoomies, but with more bleach. The cleanies?

I fucking hate cleaning. We get someone in to clean weekly, and she only came yesterday, but here I am... and I'm bloody knackered! The Bodybuilding Toyboy With The Huge Cock had it last weekend, and half the bedroom was pulled out so that he could disinfect the walls, but his attack wore off before he got around to putting his crap up in the loft, so I feel somewhat superior in my mania.

 

[Sean]

Nesting. You're up the duff.

 

[dolf]

Nesting. You're up the duff.

I don't do sex. It's dirty and sinful.

 

[hobbit.]

had them all week, missus was havine an op yesterday, so spent all week cleaning.. which meant i had nothing to do yesterday except sit and fret. so i went out instead and bought her a get well present. sad or what? wouldve been cheaper to vacuum the stairs, but she did that on Wednesday.

 

[Saint_Ann]

It's the opposite, I suppose, of looking at the same cobweb up in the corner for so long the brain denies its existance. Your guests see it and wonder why you don't do something about it. If they were decent folk they'd go get that brushy thing and swipe it down and say nothing. Of course you would think them crazy, like some punch drunk boxer swinging at shadows in his mind.


Anyways...

 

[girlsmiley]

I hate cleaning the house.

I'd rather shovel sheep shit - all day - than be inside folding the cunting laundry. My house is clean. I clean it because I like it that way. I just hate the process. Arsehole dusting and shit wiping the stove top down.

My sister is the complete opposite. Always cleaning. Loves it. Should've seen how happy she was when she found this old washboard. She wanted an old washboard so that she could hand-wash her clothes before she puts them in the machine. It was like watching Gollum jumping up and down after biting Frodo's finger off for the ring. Her linen cupboards are colour coordinated the fucking psycho. She cleans her fridge before she goes to work. The other day we were having a chat by video call, and I wore my brand new safety gumboots into my house, and she screamed at me. Full yelling at me. I told the crazy bitch she was going to give us both a fucking heart attack.

 

[Tryharder62]

I live with a hoarder. It doesn't matter if I deep clean because the crap is in front of everything. I do maintain very clean bathrooms...because...ewww!

 

[dolf]

had them all week, missus was havine an op yesterday, so spent all week cleaning.. which meant i had nothing to do yesterday except sit and fret. so i went out instead and bought her a get well present. sad or what? wouldve been cheaper to vacuum the stairs, but she did that on Wednesday.

I wish her a speedy recovery

You could always have disinfected the ceiling. Or dusted the lawn.
When was the last time you polished the electricity meter?

 

[dolf]

I hate cleaning the house.

I'd rather shovel sheep shit - all day - than be inside folding the cunting laundry. My house is clean. I clean it because I like it that way. I just hate the process. Arsehole dusting and shit wiping the stove top down.

My sister is the complete opposite. Always cleaning. Loves it. Should've seen how happy she was when she found this old washboard. She wanted an old washboard so that she could hand-wash her clothes before she puts them in the machine. It was like watching Gollum jumping up and down after biting Frodo's finger off for the ring. Her linen cupboards are colour coordinated the fucking psycho. She cleans her fridge before she goes to work. The other day we were having a chat by video call, and I wore my brand new safety gumboots into my house, and she screamed at me. Full yelling at me. I told the crazy bitch she was going to give us both a fucking heart attack.

That's an episode of Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners.

I live with a hoarder. It doesn't matter if I deep clean because the crap is in front of everything. I do maintain very clean bathrooms...because...ewww!

And that's an episode of Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners.

 

[butters]

had them all week, missus was havine an op yesterday, so spent all week cleaning.. which meant i had nothing to do yesterday except sit and fret. so i went out instead and bought her a get well present. sad or what? wouldve been cheaper to vacuum the stairs, but she did that on Wednesday.

not sad, that's lovely and shows your inner softie.

wellwishes for a swift recovery

 

[pecksniff]

I know it's not just me. Sudden bouts of cleaning, brought on by either something or nothing. The sort of mood that has you pulling all of the shelves out of the fridge and arranging all of the kitchen utensils by size. And when you're done your undercrackers and socks are all folded and filed by occasion. The selection of squash that are being a dining table centrepiece until they get used have been polished.

Did you just kill somebody?

 

[Chernosoth]

Should we put favorite cleaning music and drinks in this thread or separate threads?

I don't know any cleaning music or drinks, but that's where I see this going.

 

[dolf]

Did you just kill somebody?

Sssh!

Should we put favorite cleaning music and drinks in this thread or separate threads?

I don't know any cleaning music or drinks, but that's where I see this going.

I suddenly feel like I missed out, being sober for this.

Cleaning music... cheesy 80s pop? That seems like the genre to be dancing around the house to, though that might just be the suggestion of cheesy 80s films and music videos.

 

[dolf]

Oh! I want to break free!!

 

[thør]

What is music to clean toilets by?

 

[pink]

I call it being on a roll because if I stop, it's hard to start up cleaning again.

Oh my god, dolf, I bought one of those grabber things. It's v helpful with my knee surgeries.

 

[pink]

I live with a hoarder. It doesn't matter if I deep clean because the crap is in front of everything. I do maintain very clean bathrooms...because...ewww!

I used to watch that show to make myself feel better.

 

[Champakian]

What is music to clean toilets by?

Tubular Bells

 

[Galo4katyt]

I hate cleaning, too. As soon as it's time to clean, feelings of sadness and hopelessness can come over me. But when I do clean, I definitely use cbd gummies . It makes it easier for me to endure the time of anxiety that the mere thought of cleaning causes me. Before you start cleaning, you have to go through your own special ritual.

 

[silver gurl]

I am always cleaning something. And I can’t do clutter.

 

[hobbit.]

I wish her a speedy recovery

You could always have disinfected the ceiling. Or dusted the lawn.
When was the last time you polished the electricity meter?

polished? probably when i wiped my dabs from of it after adjusting it... erm...

 

[thør]

Fire always seems to clean things up well.

 

[hobbit.]

not sad, that's lovely and shows your inner softie.

wellwishes for a swift recovery

thank you, i think i need it

she is recovering, but if she doesnt back off a bit she might have a relapse


im quite fond of her but cant find a copy of her will anywhere.

 

[Saint Peter]

Fire always seems to clean things up well.

heat it up
and vacuum it down.

 

[thør]

im quite fond of her but cant find a copy of her will anywhere.

Time to get snoopy!