The cleanies

Maybe at her lawyer's office?

of course all this is hypothetical.

good point, local solicitor is in a fairly old office, lots of wooden floors, ceiling beams etc.

would it be , again hypothetically, wrong to suggest to a lady on the edge of, what doctors call dementia, that someone may have , erm, left some paperwork there, which might be of importance> and should i order flowers in your name?
 
Women most always outlive men. They don't need men to survive. On average, Men only last a couple years after their woman passes.
 
On average, Men only last a couple years after their woman passes.

but what peaceful years.....

this one is recovering, so no peace for the wicked just yet.

cleaned the filter on the dishwasher today, didnt need doing (no fvcking surprise there) but when quizzed as to what did you do today, I can honestly say ''cleaned the filter on the diswasher'' :eek:
 
but what peaceful years.....

this one is recovering, so no peace for the wicked just yet.

cleaned the filter on the dishwasher today, didnt need doing (no fvcking surprise there) but when quizzed as to what did you do today, I can honestly say ''cleaned the filter on the diswasher'' :eek:

I've already made breakfast and cleaned up the kitchen. I'm golden for the day, or until I open my mouth.
 
Cleaning music... cheesy 80s pop? That seems like the genre to be dancing around the house to, though that might just be the suggestion of cheesy 80s films and music videos.

In my yute, I always found Pink Floyd and a joint did the trick.
 
please come to my house. the cabinets need to be deep cleaned. floorboards as well.
 
I call it being on a roll because if I stop, it's hard to start up cleaning again.

Oh my god, dolf, I bought one of those grabber things. It's v helpful with my knee surgeries.
My roll lasted the whole weekend. Now all the drawers in the lounge and dining room have been emptied and filled, wood has been polished (in a non-porn way), and multiple dog toys have been rescued from underneath heavy furniture.
I am always cleaning something. And I can’t do clutter.
I solved the clutter problem the last time I moved, simply by throwing almost everything I owned into a skip. Now the only clutter I have is an excess of Fabulous shoes.
Women most always outlive men. They don't need men to survive. On average, Men only last a couple years after their woman passes.
Statistically, men shorten a woman's life but women lengthen a man's. I put it down to the stress of constantly cleaning up after someone v the relief of never having to clean up after yourself. I used to see it a lot in my oldies, he'd be retired and resting, she'd be his personal servant.

It's going to be interesting to see if the statistics slide as society shifts and women are less likely to be doing all the work.
please come to my house. the cabinets need to be deep cleaned. floorboards as well.
That's an awesome Xmas gift idea! A voucher for a post-xmas deep clean from a professional cleaning company...
 
I solved the clutter problem the last time I moved, simply by throwing almost everything I owned into a skip. Now the only clutter I have is an excess of Fabulous shoes.

There is a room upstairs in our house, the shoe room which I have not entered for a dozen years at least. The coven, usually in ones and twos, sometimes my lady and all our five daughters retreat there occasionally for intense discussions on which goes with what - if anything. The decision as often as not is that despite a choice of hundreds of pairs, only something new, something of sufficient Fabulosity will do.

I stay well away; it's like one of those holies of holies, forever excluding the unititiated on pain of something rather nasty.
 
No need to mess with any cleaning crap at all when there're countless 18-year old nubiles around who'll gleefully do it for just an hour or two in my bed.

Heck, I even feed and water them.
 
I looked around and couldn't find anything that needs that much work. Litterbox, dishes, laundry, etc. don't have tolerance for letting that work pile up. The vacuum is half malfunctioning, so vacuuming by inches can take a solid half hour once or twice a month.
 
I looked around and couldn't find anything that needs that much work. Litterbox, dishes, laundry, etc. don't have tolerance for letting that work pile up. The vacuum is half malfunctioning, so vacuuming by inches can take a solid half hour once or twice a month.

It doesn't need doing. That's what makes it The Cleanies, and not just your regular daily/weekly chores. You think a butternut squash needs polishing?

Well... maybe the lab needed a declutter. But everything else was just excess.
 
I get the cleaning, but even if I'm doing it, I feel unsettled that things are moved. Definitely an activity that needs forethought. Not sure about the smell of bleach but I like the scent? of Sainsbury floor cleaner fluid so that'd do.

I'm going to need my big pants on soon as I'm moving house, temporarily. Urgh :(
 
bleach smells clean. my nose has no problem with that.

i need to clean the throttle body on the honda.
 
I loathe the smell of bleach. It gives me a headache.
I'm more of a zoflora person.
 
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