Real world Vs Literotica

[lovecraft68]

Let's have a little fun. here at lit as writers and readers of porn we have a very different meaning for everyday real world terms.

Could also title this people vs pervs.

Real World-I/T = tech support
Literotica=Incest Taboo

Real World ATM=Automated teller machine
Literotica= Ass to Mouth

Your turn.

 

[Trionyx]

LE - lower extremity (medical term for leg)
LE - hmm, I knew there was one but what was it???

BJ - Black Jack Billy Joel
BJ - Blow Job

 

[lovecraft68]

LE - lower extremity (medical term for leg)
LE - hmm, I knew there was one but what was it???

BJ - Black Jack Billy Joel
BJ - Blow Job

Ever see the movie Grudge Match? They're talking about BJ's and the grandson overhears and asks what's a BJ and they tell him Butterscotch Jellybeans.

They didn't do this in the movie, but all I could picture was a kid asking his mother. "Hey, Mom, how come my friends said you have them all Butterscotch Jellybeans?"

 

[lovecraft68]

Real World Facials=skin treatment
Literotica=cumshot to the face

Despite what men will try to say, there are no benefits to women's skin from semen.

 

[lovecraft68]

Real world MC= Master of ceremonies.
Literotica= Mind Control. (also main character, but that's no fun)

 

[TadOverdon]

Real World - GM = General Motors
Porn World - GM = Gay Male

 

[oggbashan]

Real World GB = Great Britain
Lit world GB = General Board

Real Real AH = an exclamation
Lit world AH = Authors' Hangout

Real World PM= Prime Minister
Lit World PM= Private Message

 

[AlinaX]

Real World PM= Prime Minister
Lit World PM= Private Message

Real World PM= dick
Lit World PM= dick pic

 

[oggbashan]

LE - lower extremity (medical term for leg)
LE - hmm, I knew there was one but what was it???

...

LE = Velocette Little Engine 200 cc motorcycle

 

[MillieDynamite]

Real world PM Post Mortem
Lit Word PM Pure Manure (when trying to be polite on a dreadful story)

Real BM Bowel Movement
Lit World BM Black Man

Real World AW Ass Wipe
Lit World AW oh, wait same thing.

 

[lovecraft68]

My brain went to game master not general motors.

Because I was around when Dungeons and Dragons first came out, I always think DM as in dungeon master.

Which could work in a BDSM story I suppose.

 

[sally_sparrow]

Bareback
RW- a form of horseback riding without a saddle.
Lit- sex without a condom

 

[lovecraft68]

Real world Skiing=sport
Literotica=giving two handjobs at once

Real World Snowball=a ball of snow you throw
Literotica=cum swapping

 

[sally_sparrow]

CD
RW: compact disc
Lit: cross dresser

 

[TxRad]

I was going to mention that connection but backed out thinking my nerd-level was showing a little too much.

Looking up at some of the nerd levels around here would tip you over backwards so don't worry about it.

 

[lovecraft68]

Looking up at some of the nerd levels around here would tip you over backwards so don't worry about it.

I realized back when I opened my comic shop where I hosted weekly D&D games after hours for me and some friends that I forever lost the right to call anyone a nerd or a geek.

 

[SimonDoom]

Because I was around when Dungeons and Dragons first came out, I always think DM as in dungeon master.

Which could work in a BDSM story I suppose.

I didn't become a dungeon master until I had sons, decades after D&D started. It was awesome. D&D is a fantastic activity, because it's pure imagination, with no technological help.

I think there's a natural connection between the D&D mindset and erotica.

 

[PennameWombat]

My entry to the OP:
Free use - RW: no cost
Fetish: use me sexually anytime, anywhere… hmm, maybe not so far off.

I didn't become a dungeon master until I had sons, decades after D&D started. It was awesome. D&D is a fantastic activity, because it's pure imagination, with no technological help.

I think there's a natural connection between the D&D mindset and erotica.

I’ve had D&D running through many of my stories, although in one universe I called it Wizards & Wyverns. In my first Geek Pride story, one of the boy-girl couples bonded over needing to find a new group to play with (“folks graduated, group fell apart.”) It also led to one character’s enduring nickname.

 

[Bramblethorn]

CBT: either Cognitive Behavioural Therapy or Cock and Ball Torture.

I didn't become a dungeon master until I had sons, decades after D&D started. It was awesome. D&D is a fantastic activity, because it's pure imagination, with no technological help.

I think there's a natural connection between the D&D mindset and erotica.

IIRC, Judi Dench DMs for her grandkids. I'd love to see those games.

 

[mynameisben]

On Lit: Feeling up a woman's tits on the subway gets you a night of unforgettable sex.

Real World: It gets you kicked in the balls and a court date for sexual assault charges.


Ben

 

[SimonDoom]

IIRC, Judi Dench DMs for her grandkids. I'd love to see those games.

M as a DM. I'd love to be the fly on the wall to see that.