Where do we GET these lunatics?

[BiscuitHammer]

Pardon me for venting, Author Hive, but... gyahhhh.

Someone messaged me, asking me to write a very specific fetish story for him.

Are you ready for this?

Two pregnant women savagely catfighting. Yes, you read that right.

I'm at a loss. First, why me? Aside from The Great Khan, my stories are not terribly violent. And yes, I did indeed write a preggo fetish story, but it was a romance! What the fuck-fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck convinced this perverted Pakled he should try his luck with me?

Second, are these troglodytes new? Did another site where they normally hung out get shut down? I don't even know if that would somehow pass the Lit rules for content.

And not that it would have made a difference to my answer, but did they offer to pay me? No, it was a freebie request. To write a story like that, they'd have to pay me enough to buy the island of Maui, kick all the people off it (except the luau girls) and let me live in splendour and peace.

Brutal pregnant catfight story.

Sometimes, I worry for our species.

Anyone feel my pain? What are your awful request examples?

Dear Lunatic Requester: At least take my eyes out to dinner before you fuck them like that. You don't need help, you need a telethon.

Sincerely,

BiscuitHammer

 

[ElectricBlue]

Dear Lunatic Requester: At least take my eyes out to dinner before you fuck them like that. You don't need help, you need a telethon.

Pass it on to Simon. He's always up for a challenge.

 

[Rustyoznail]

There's certainly some odd people out there - and that's saying something for this site...

 

[SimonDoom]

I'd take it as a compliment. They didn't go to just any writing shmo to write a pregnant catfighting story. They went straight to the top.

 

[KeithD]

This is the sort of storyline I read the "Looking for a Story?" forum to find for amusement.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I thought I was weird until I read some of the concepts on the Story Ideas board. One guy imagines students blackmailing their teacher and, among other things, drinking milk shakes out of her genitals. (With a straw?) There's a lot of anti-teacher stuff that seems to reflect a deep-seated resentment towards compulsory education or maybe just with schools in general. It all seems to be from males who disliked their female teachers.

But we all of have our kinks, and of course it's only someone else's that appear strange.

 

[SimonDoom]

I thought I was weird until I read some of the concepts on the Story Ideas board. One guy imagines students blackmailing their teacher and, among other things, drinking milk shakes out of her genitals. (With a straw?) There's a lot of anti-teacher stuff that seems to reflect a deep-seated resentment towards compulsory education or maybe just with schools in general. It all seems to be from males who disliked their female teachers.

But we all of have our kinks, and of course it's only someone else's that appear strange.

Humiliating-the-teacher porn/erotica is definitely a thing. It's not just a male student thing, either. One of the more memorable of those stories featured a female student who blackmailed the teacher into doing crazy things.

 

[Djmac1031]

Two pregnant cats fighting? I thought beastiality was verboten

 

[KeithD]

I thought I was weird until I read some of the concepts on the Story Ideas board. One guy imagines students blackmailing their teacher and, among other things, drinking milk shakes out of her genitals. (With a straw?) There's a lot of anti-teacher stuff that seems to reflect a deep-seated resentment towards compulsory education or maybe just with schools in general. It all seems to be from males who disliked their female teachers.

But we all of have our kinks, and of course it's only someone else's that appear strange.

Or indication of high school students roaming the board.

 

[LAHomedog]

When it comes to sex, human beings are messed up. You never know what kink or fetish is going to toast someone's chestnuts.

 

[TadOverdon]

Pardon me for venting, Author Hive, but... gyahhhh.

I hereby petition the court that the name of this forum be changed from Author Hangout to Author Hive.

 

[BiscuitHammer]

But we all of have our kinks, and of course it's only someone else's that appear strange.

Y'gotta admit, it's a pretty out-there kink (even by Lit standards) to want to read about two fully pregnant women ripping one another apart in a storm of mutual hatred. He only obliquely requested it, but I'm pretty damn sure he wanted both fetuses to perish from the horrific violence inflicted on them. He asked bloody, graphic and visceral content, with lots of anguish.

I can't tell if he hates women, fetuses, or pregnant women. One does wonder exactly who hurt him to make this a thing for him.

Then again, if he could pay what I would charge him for a story like that, he could no doubt afford binders full of pregnant women who would willingly tear one another to ribbons for the money. Cut out the middle man.

I'd say he needs a hug from his mom, but he's probably wearing her right now...

 

[BiscuitHammer]

When it comes to sex, human beings are messed up. You never know what kink or fetish is going to toast someone's chestnuts.

I think it's fair to say this guy wouldn't want to read about pregnant women tearing each other apart in a welter of gore if his chestnuts got toasted a little more often by an actual woman.

What story of mine did this yahoo read to convince him that I was the right person for the job? I might be worried or offended.

I should reread my early shit...

 

[gunhilltrain]

Humiliating-the-teacher porn/erotica is definitely a thing. It's not just a male student thing, either. One of the more memorable of those stories featured a female student who blackmailed the teacher into doing crazy things.

I've never seen one of those. Is the girl blackmailing a male teacher or a female one? Or are there stories about both? Interesting that blackmail is about the only tactic they can think of to get back some power.

 

[SimonDoom]

I've never seen one of those. Is the girl blackmailing a male teacher or a female one? Or are there stories about both? Interesting that blackmail is about the only tactic they can think of to get back some power.

The one I'm thinking of involved a female student or former student, and a former teacher. It was something like "Pet Teacher," but there are a number of similarly themed and titled stories, so I'm not sure. The most common scenario is the student discovering the teacher had done porn in the past, and the student threatens the teacher into doing crazy sexual things or risk losing her job if the porn is disclosed.

 

[SimonDoom]

Y'gotta admit, it's a pretty out-there kink (even by Lit standards) to want to read about two fully pregnant women ripping one another apart in a storm of mutual hatred. He only obliquely requested it, but I'm pretty damn sure he wanted both fetuses to perish from the horrific violence inflicted on them. He asked bloody, graphic and visceral content, with lots of anguish.

I can't tell if he hates women, fetuses, or pregnant women. One does wonder exactly who hurt him to make this a thing for him.

Then again, if he could pay what I would charge him for a story like that, he could no doubt afford binders full of pregnant women who would willingly tear one another to ribbons for the money. Cut out the middle man.

I'd say he needs a hug from his mom, but he's probably wearing her right now...

It's nothing new. For some there is a compelling connection between violence and erotic pleasure.

David Cronenberg directed a strange, but I thought weirdly compelling, movie, Crash, in the 1990s about people who get erotic thrills from staging car crashes in which they often get injured, sometimes badly. Part of what works in the movie, for me, is that it does not treat the subject in a judgmental way, although it DOES depict how severe the injuries can be. That particular kink was never sexy to me, but what Cronenberg succeeded in doing, I felt, was to depict in an interesting way how it could be sexy to a certain clique of people without presenting the subject matter in a prurient or pandering way to the movie audience. It opened my eyes to a different way of looking at people's kinks -- a more tolerant view that I have maintained to this day.

Darkness and erotica are tied together in human psychology, whatever you want to call it -- the Jungian shadow, or the Freudian Id, or whatever. Nice girls like bad boys. Nice boys fantasize about sluts and whores. It's part of who we are and it goes to very strange places.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Or indication of high school students roaming the board.

There is something wrong with high schools and schools in general (I can only speak for the United States). Universal, compulsory education is a relatively recent invention. Most students caught in it realize two things. 1. They're mostly there to keep them out of the labor force for a while. 2. When they do get out, they're not trained to do anything, at least in proportion to the amount of time they've put into it.

 

[gunhilltrain]

It's nothing new. For some there is a compelling connection between violence and erotic pleasure.

David Cronenberg directed a strange, but I thought weirdly compelling, movie, Crash, in the 1990s about people who get erotic thrills from staging car crashes in which they often get injured, sometimes badly. Part of what works in the movie, for me, is that it does not treat the subject in a judgmental way, although it DOES depict how severe the injuries can be. That particular kink was never sexy to me, but what Cronenberg succeeded in doing, I felt, was to depict in an interesting way how it could be sexy to a certain clique of people without presenting the subject matter in a prurient or pandering way to the movie audience. It opened my eyes to a different way of looking at people's kinks -- a more tolerant view that I have maintained to this day.

Darkness and erotica are tied together in human psychology, whatever you want to call it -- the Jungian shadow, or the Freudian Id, or whatever. Nice girls like bad boys. Nice boys fantasize about sluts and whores. It's part of who we are and it goes to very strange places.

I read the novel it's based on, same title, by James Ballard. Worth a look, because it goes into more detail. Yeah, he recognizes the link between sex and violence and other bad behaviors. They're not polar opposites; both are emotionally fraught activities where the erotic can lead to the violent. Notice the reaction of a lot of guys when facing infidelity or a break-up from their girlfriends or wives. (That shows up in our own LW section.)

P.S.: One bit in the book that doesn't (I think) show up in the movie: somebody stages a mock auto show where all of the vehicles have been wrecked in accidents. It's very popular, too.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Two pregnant cats fighting? I thought beastiality was verboten

what about this cool cat?

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/badfd627-cb6f-4440-89e9-e0decbbc3d3d_1.057bf45901e4387553aee7cd39f2fd49.jpeg?odnWidth=612&odnHeight=612&odnBg=ffffff

 

[BiscuitHammer]

I read the novel it's based on, same title, by James Ballard. Worth a look, because it goes into more detail. Yeah, he recognizes the link between sex and violence and other bad behaviors. They're not polar opposites; both are emotionally fraught activities where the erotic can lead to the violent. Notice the reaction of a lot of guys when facing infidelity or a break-up from their girlfriends or wives. (That shows up in our own LW section.)

P.S.: One bit in the book that doesn't (I think) show up in the movie: somebody stages a mock auto show where all of the vehicles have been wrecked in accidents. It's very popular, too.

I'm willing to bet no crash fetishist gets turned on by the last quarter of the song 'Bat Or Of Hell', to...

 

[BiscuitHammer]

It's nothing new. For some there is a compelling connection between violence and erotic pleasure.

David Cronenberg directed a strange, but I thought weirdly compelling, movie, Crash, in the 1990s about people who get erotic thrills from staging car crashes in which they often get injured, sometimes badly. Part of what works in the movie, for me, is that it does not treat the subject in a judgmental way, although it DOES depict how severe the injuries can be. That particular kink was never sexy to me, but what Cronenberg succeeded in doing, I felt, was to depict in an interesting way how it could be sexy to a certain clique of people without presenting the subject matter in a prurient or pandering way to the movie audience. It opened my eyes to a different way of looking at people's kinks -- a more tolerant view that I have maintained to this day.

Cronenburg did a cameo on a few episodes of Star Trek Discovery when I was working on it. He got a lot of questions poked at him about Crash and a few other of his more outre offerings. Thankfully, nobody pissed him off.

And yeah, people's kinks are theirs to own, so I guess as long as they're not acting on them...

 

[BiscuitHammer]

what about this cool cat?

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/badfd627-cb6f-4440-89e9-e0decbbc3d3d_1.057bf45901e4387553aee7cd39f2fd49.jpeg?odnWidth=612&odnHeight=612&odnBg=ffffff

I miss that show. I think transmogrified animals are allowed in Lit. I've seen stories where dogs become human and keep the red rocket, so.

I couldn't write a story like that without it being a comedy.

Le Wife: "Honey, did you just knot me?! I need to get to work!"

 

[gunhilltrain]

I'm willing to bet no crash fetishist gets turned on by the last quarter of the song 'Bat Or Of Hell', to...

Yes, although that is about motorcycles. I've never ridden one myself, but I've know people who do and I've seen how reckless many of them are. Hunter Thompson, a big bike fan, wrote somewhere about the thrill of pushing a motorcycle to the very limits and then pulling back in the last moment before crashing it.

 

[BiscuitHammer]

Yes, although that is about motorcycles. I've never ridden one myself, but I've know people who do and I've seen how reckless many of them are. Hunter Thompson, a big bike fan, wrote somewhere about the thrill of pushing a motorcycle to the very limits and then pulling back in the last moment before crashing it.

I somehow doubt any women out there have shlicked their way to ecstasy while picturing Meatloaf mangling himself and a black phantom...

 

[TadOverdon]

I somehow doubt any women out there have shlicked their way to ecstasy while picturing Meatloaf mangling himself and a black phantom...

Maybe not. But the song itself has been the soundtrack to some fun times.