"Julie wanted to Lick My Sister"

[sirhugs]

So Ken and his sister Kin conspire to get Ken together with Julie as the price for letting Julie eat out Kim.

What sort of hilarity endues?

Does Julie just give Ken a blowjob (while Kim watches)?
Is Kim turned on so much she wants a taste?
If so, a snowball, or from the source?
does Ken fuck Julie as she eats Kim?
Does Julie beg Ken to fill Kin's cunt with cream for Julie to eat?

 

[LupusDei]

Getting "yes" on all above is just the matter of solving the puzzle. Are they trapped in a groundhog day?

 

[Carnevil9]

An alcohol-fueled round of Truth Or Dare would be a good setting for this.

 

[sirhugs]

An alcohol-fueled round of Truth Or Dare would be a good setting for this.

or Never have I Ever?

 

[Carnevil9]

or Never have I Ever?

Yep, pretty much the same thing. Or Spin the Bottle. Spin the vibrator?

 

[Carnevil9]

I just remembered an old saying from my youth. "If you can't lick 'em, join 'em."

Probably not what's meant here, but it could still work.

 

[sirhugs]

I just remembered an old saying from my youth. "If you can't lick 'em, join 'em."

Probably not what's meant here, but it could still work.

as long as it doesn't involve superglue.

 

[Carnevil9]

as long as it doesn't involve superglue.

Or a frozen flag pole.

 

[sirhugs]

Or a frozen flag pole.

maybe the first aid could cause hilarity to ensue?

 

[BoundaryWaters]

At the local high school, they take students who turned 18 the previous month and have them take an hour long "sex-ed" class. The class assembled by a committee is incoherent-- which is actually beneficial because it is also factually inaccurate. The class is given by someone intensely uncomfortable speaking about sex. (For added comedy it could be delivered by a Priest who has never actually ever masturbated, had sex, or watched porn, so he can't exactly picture or articulate the mechanics.)

Twins Ken and Kin leave the class more confused than they were when they entered it. Their good friend Julie was also in the class, the three had studied trigonometry, chemistry, and French together. They prepped for the SAT together... Together they could figure out this "new" subject that they hadn't known existed yesterday... What was it called... Sex?

So Ken watches Julie and Kin, then Ken swaps places with Julie who watches (maybe even takes notes). They swap again... Lets see after her brother and her bestie eat her out Kin can blow her brother and munch Julie. Then the girls can see how long it takes Ken to get hard again (he's 18, so 30 seconds maybe).

They can practice putting those rubber "condiments" that had been handed out on Ken, then try out other positions... Did the teacher say this orifice or that one? Well... there is plenty of time... the three can always try both and see how it feels. The study group can get bigger as the year progresses and more friends take the class.

 

[sirhugs]

At the local high school, they take students who turned 18 the previous month and have them take an hour long "sex-ed" class. The class assembled by a committee is incoherent-- which is actually beneficial because it is also factually inaccurate. The class is given by someone intensely uncomfortable speaking about sex. (For added comedy it could be delivered by a Priest who has never actually ever masturbated, had sex, or watched porn, so he can't exactly picture or articulate the mechanics.)

Twins Ken and Kin leave the class more confused than they were when they entered it. Their good friend Julie was also in the class, the three had studied trigonometry, chemistry, and French together. They prepped for the SAT together... Together they could figure out this "new" subject that they hadn't known existed yesterday... What was it called... Sex?

So Ken watches Julie and Kin, then Ken swaps places with Julie who watches (maybe even takes notes). They swap again... Lets see after her brother and her bestie eat her out Kin can blow her brother and munch Julie. Then the girls can see how long it takes Ken to get hard again (he's 18, so 30 seconds maybe).

They can practice putting those rubber "condiments" that had been handed out on Ken, then try out other positions... Did the teacher say this orifice or that one? Well... there is plenty of time... the three can always try both and see how it feels. The study group can get bigger as the year progresses and more friends take the class.

True story.... the illustrations in the "birds and the bees" book my mother gave me were so bad, for the longest time I thought babies were born out the woman's anus...

 

[BoundaryWaters]

True story.... the illustrations in the "birds and the bees" book my mother gave me were so bad, for the longest time I thought babies were born out the woman's anus...

That would serve to explain the rather large number of assholes in this world.

 

[sirhugs]

True story.... the illustrations in the "birds and the bees" book my mother gave me were so bad, for the longest time I thought babies were born out the woman's anus...

That would serve to explain the rather large number of assholes in this world.

or the number of large assholes?

 

[BoundaryWaters]

or the number of large assholes?

Commutative property of mathematics: the numbers we operate on can be moved or swapped from position to position without making a difference in the solution.

(number of a'holes x degree of a'holedness)/gen population = number a'holes (degree of a'holedness / gen population)

 

[Zeb_Carter]

And did you ever notice that most of the assholes are on the opposite side of the fence than you are on?

 

[sirhugs]

And did you ever notice that most of the assholes are on the opposite side of the fence that you are on?

is that like the grass being greener ?