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Confessions: What are yours? Part V

Ict I have a pain in my side. Not sure what it is. But it's weird. Upper left quadrant. Doctors are befuddled so I leave it in the hands of the all knowing interwebs.
Diagnose me!! Someone?
 
ICT ; Choosing to not have a avatar is like being a Lit -nudist. In a symbolism kinda way. Nothing to see here , move it along.
 
ICT I woke up with my wife's hand in my pants and when she woke up and realized it was me, she shut it down.
 
BadAmy said:
Ict I have a pain in my side. Not sure what it is. But it's weird. Upper left quadrant. Doctors are befuddled so I leave it in the hands of the all knowing interwebs.
Diagnose me!! Someone?
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Male diagnosis: WTF do doctors know? It's probably just a touch of angina announcing an incipient heart attack. Man up and shrug it off. Another beer and cheesesteak will cure anything that ails you. :rolleyes:
 
roc23 said:
Shut it down? What does that mean? She wishes she had her hand in another guy’s pants?
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Yanked her hand away and pretended like nothing happened. So yeah. Awesome morning. She was probably having a steamy dream about some hot guy that she knows or doesn't know. Who even really cares anymore.

Mtnmike said:
Roflmao, cause if that happened to me, mine would do the same then accuse me of putting it there. :D:D
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I'm surprised I didn't get blamed for it. That seems like it would make sense.
 
ICT I would like to hit on a co-worker. However, they too are married, younger than me, and would ruin a friendship and be awkward. So that isn't happening.
 
AmazingLost said:
ICT I feel pretty numb about everything right now. Disengaged.
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That’s not a fun feeling. Maybe go on a fuck it posting rampage to amuse yourself. You never know , it might at the very least point you in the right direction to be engaged again.

Good luck.
 
Fingerfuxs said:
That’s not a fun feeling. Maybe go on a fuck it posting rampage to amuse yourself. You never know , it might at the very least point you in the right direction to be engaged again.

Good luck.
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I read that as "Maybe go on a fucking rampage to amuse yourself."

which I took to mean go on a rampage fucking.

which I thought, I wish I could confess to a rampage of fucking.

And then reality hit.
 
nikki2688 said:
I think it’s that I feel sexier, and act sexier, and want more sex because of all the attention I’m getting here. So I have more sex with him… and then the sex itself is even hotter because I keep thinking, “Men I don’t know jacked off to my pictures today.” And that’s just…. It’s so hot. And it makes me so happy. And if mama’s happy, everybody’s happy.
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Forgive me, it was a rhetorical question.

I keep hoping that it would work that way for me. Sadly, it isn't.
 
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