Too Full to Fuck???

[LAHomedog]

I was having sex at 40+ weeks. You know, they say it can induce labor. It did not, very annoyingly. I also made my husband go on a mile long walk with me on a hot day (which he did not think was a good idea), put together some bookshelves, and tried eating spicy food.

All that and zero contractions. Had to be induced, then a c-section. Stubborn fucking kid.

Well, my son was transverse and was not going to come out as God intended so he was a planned C-section. So, we went to an astrologer who was a friend and picked the date. And voila! That's when he was born. His birthday is 7 days from now, actually.

 

[LilyWaters]

This is... a wild read. This is from later in the article:

“If I eat ice cream, I won’t be able to have sex later,” I de*clared after our meal. There’s no debate that it’s a super-weird and unsexy thing to admit. It’s also a super-weird and unsexy thing for me to have to decide which I would rather do, eat ice cream or have sex. They’re pretty on par. They definitely both fill you up, emotionally and physically. It was too hard for me to pick, so I asked him to. “Would you rather eat ice cream with me or have sex with me?” For him not to choose having sex with me would be mildly insulting. But he would never want to deprive me of ice cream, and depriving me of ice cream for sex feels kind of problematic."

Wowzers.

Perhaps I am in the minority here, or perhaps I am just not as obsessed with ice cream as some people are but... really? Ice cream is easier, sure, but I'll take the sex, please.

 

[DCO_65]

This is... a wild read. This is from later in the article:

“If I eat ice cream, I won’t be able to have sex later...”

"Now remember," mother said to me and my 18-year-old twin brother, "be sure to wait at least an hour after eating those Ice Cream Sundays to go upstairs and have wild uninhibited sibling sex. I wouldn't want you two to get cramps."

 

[SimonDoom]

Too drunk to fuck, I get. But I can't imagine a full belly getting in the way of fucking.

 

[LAHomedog]

Too drunk to fuck, I get. But I can't imagine a full belly getting in the way of fucking.

Yeah. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

 

[jsmiam]

I don’t necessarily see reason for outrage. It’s an opinion, the author concedes it’s her opinion, and for her, it’s true

As a boy porn reader, things like that help in a totally different way; it educates people that everyone is different, and there isn’t a single answer. So measure the situation at hand. Use judgment. Expand it to other topics, such as do all girls like tongues in their mouth while kissing? Penises in their anus? making out with their cute female friends for a man’s watching and/or threesome daydreams? There’s not a single answer there either.

 

[AlexBailey]

I was having sex at 40+ weeks. You know, they say it can induce labor. It did not, very annoyingly. I also made my husband go on a mile long walk with me on a hot day (which he did not think was a good idea), put together some bookshelves, and tried eating spicy food.

All that and zero contractions. Had to be induced, then a c-section. Stubborn fucking kid.

My wife loved pregnant sex - all the way up to the morning of delivery, in fact she demanded it.

We had homebirths with a support crew of midwives and dulas - we were less than five minutes from hospitals for each one. Having non-induced births made things near impossible to schedule, the first time through my wife was very nervous she would deliver before everyone got there, and the nervousness made her labors back off. The midwife had set a hard limit on how late after the due date we could go before she would no longer do the homebirth and that limit was approaching.

Since semen and sex are supposed to induce labor she put it on me to get things going, so on the morning of then last day we were sent to our room to get it on while five ladies listened from the other room. We earned an applause and had a baby boy about eight hours later.

The next time it almost became a chore. I think we fucked twice a day until the water broke - she was not going to go past the due date! One of the dulas was curious about how it would work with such a huge and effaced impending delivery and asked if she could watch. "Okay" It was the least sexy most clinical sex I've ever had but it was memorable.

All that said, now my wife sometimes is 'too full' to have sex.

 

[JuanaSalsa]

My wife loved pregnant sex - all the way up to the morning of delivery, in fact she demanded it.

We had homebirths with a support crew of midwives and dulas - we were less than five minutes from hospitals for each one. Having non-induced births made things near impossible to schedule, the first time through my wife was very nervous she would deliver before everyone got there, and the nervousness made her labors back off. The midwife had set a hard limit on how late after the due date we could go before she would no longer do the homebirth and that limit was approaching.

Since semen and sex are supposed to induce labor she put it on me to get things going, so on the morning of then last day we were sent to our room to get it on while five ladies listened from the other room. We earned an applause and had a baby boy about eight hours later.

The next time it almost became a chore. I think we fucked twice a day until the water broke - she was not going to go past the due date! One of the dulas was curious about how it would work with such a huge and effaced impending delivery and asked if she could watch. "Okay" It was the least sexy most clinical sex I've ever had but it was memorable.

All that said, now my wife sometimes is 'too full' to have sex.

First, I'm jealous (again) of other women's ability to get labor started. Second, as an exhibitionist, clinical sex sounds hot. Third, sounds like "too full" is a new version of "having a headache".

 

[gordo12]

I have a frozen banana in the freezer that I've been eyeing speculatively for a week now.

LOL, busted a gut over that one

I was having sex at 40+ weeks. You know, they say it can induce labor. It did not, very annoyingly. I also made my husband go on a mile long walk with me on a hot day (which he did not think was a good idea), put together some bookshelves, and tried eating spicy food.

All that and zero contractions. Had to be induced, then a c-section. Stubborn fucking kid.

I took my wife on a long trip over an old logging road. Potholes galore. The truck suffered...dented a running board. The wife came out fine.

 

[JuanaSalsa]

I took my wife on a long trip over an old logging road. Potholes galore. The truck suffered...dented a running board. The wife came out fine.

Ah now, that's true love. Willing to damage the truck for her =] Too bad it didn't work, lol.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

First, I'm jealous (again) of other women's ability to get labor started. Second, as an exhibitionist, clinical sex sounds hot. Third, sounds like "too full" is a new version of "having a headache".

Everyone told me first babies come two weeks early or two weeks late. So it didn't occur to me I was in labour for the first eight hours or so, three days early. Managed to sleep through most of it.

I suspect I've had more people's hands round my fanny during birth than the rest of my life put together. Lost count around fifty. I'm more don't-give-a-shit than exhibitionist, which was just as well. And sometimes I swear the NHS is just trolling me, like providing incredibly gorgeous identical twin gynaecologists. Took a while to convince me I wasn't dreaming when I woke up to find them getting between my legs...

Not to mention physios and their bondage gear. Sorry, 'positional assistance straps'. Did you know you can get leather thigh cuffs and waist harnesses in NHS blue?

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I'm over here laughing at posts that seem to think being very pregnant and being uncomfortably full from eating too much are similar feelings. These are not the same thing at all.

And as to "too full" being a new version of "having a headache" may be true for some people, but I can only speak for myself. I love sex. I would love to have sex with my guy nearly every single day and I would still want more. But I have absolutely been uncomfortably full before and not interested in sex at that time. There are definitely times where your body doesn't feel right and it's just not a time that some people want to get down and dirty - literally having a headache could be one of those times, feeling ill, and even having some GI issues after eating too much. That seems reasonable and also not something that would happen frequently. If it's happening often, then yeah, maybe it's an excuse.

https://www.thecut.com/2020/11/too-full-to-f-cazzie-david-book-excerpt.html




Male writers, do not believe this for a minute if you are trying to write realistic female characters. It is complete nonsense. Yes, you can get that bloated feeling when you've eaten too much, but apparently, this chick doesn't know where her stomach is located.

Besides, given the choice between ice cream and dick, nine out of ten women will choose ice cream.

Thought I was on the first page...reflecting back on the OP, yeah that writing is definitely off. I can understand not feeling sexy if feeling bloated, but that's not just after a regular meal. Meh.

I'll choose sex, and then we get ice cream after, every time.

 

[RoperTrace]

https://www.thecut.com/2020/11/too-full-to-f-cazzie-david-book-excerpt.html




Male writers, do not believe this for a minute if you are trying to write realistic female characters. It is complete nonsense. Yes, you can get that bloated feeling when you've eaten too much, but apparently, this chick doesn't know where her stomach is located.

Besides, given the choice between ice cream and dick, nine out of ten women will choose ice cream.

Smacks forehead, a lightbulb goes off moment.

 

[LAHomedog]

And as to "too full" being a new version of "having a headache" may be true for some people, but I can only speak for myself. I love sex. I would love to have sex with my guy nearly every single day and I would still want more. But I have absolutely been uncomfortably full before and not interested in sex at that time. There are definitely times where your body doesn't feel right and it's just not a time that some people want to get down and dirty - literally having a headache could be one of those times, feeling ill, and even having some GI issues after eating too much.

Yeah. A subject that my wife and I have always found interesting. If my wife is an example, when she doesn't feel well the last thing she wants in the world is to have sex or an orgasm.

When I'm not feeling well -- and I mean really not feeling well, I was in chemotherapy three times during my life -- all I wanted was to have my dick played with and to have an orgasm. And that holds true for when I'm have a cold. I think when guys have an orgasm it makes them feel better and distracts them from how lousy they are feeling. I don't think I'm writing this very well or clearly, but I hope everyone understands what I'm trying to express. Agreeing with the different between being the inserter and the inserted.

 

[gordo12]

Besides, given the choice between ice cream and dick, nine out of ten women will choose ice cream.

Smacks forehead, a lightbulb goes off moment.

I know, I know. I'm looking for ice cream shops for sale too.

 

[Acktion]

I'm your ice cream man~

 

[Bramblethorn]

And sometimes I swear the NHS is just trolling me, like providing incredibly gorgeous identical twin gynaecologists.

I would definitely be asking questions about my meds at that point, yes.

 

[SimonDoom]

I'm your ice cream man~

The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.

 

[ElectricBlue]

The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.

You know that's not true.

 

[AlexBailey]

First, I'm jealous (again) of other women's ability to get labor started. Second, as an exhibitionist, clinical sex sounds hot. Third, sounds like "too full" is a new version of "having a headache".

Lol! RIght?

 

[DCO_65]

Besides, given the choice between ice cream and dick, nine out of ten women will choose ice cream.

I know, and that leaves nine men for my best gal and me to share We don knead no steenkin' ice cream.

 

[ChloeTzang]

That's hilarious.

If that were true I'd never fuck, because I fucking love to eat. Good thing for me that's not the case.

Well, I did try the whole whipped cream thing once and I found that there a limit to how much whipped cream I can lick off and still want more, and that limit was reached too early. Not as much fun as I imagined, sadly.

Try maple syrup

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Originally Posted by Kumquatqueen View Post
And sometimes I swear the NHS is just trolling me, like providing incredibly gorgeous identical twin gynaecologists.

I would definitely be asking questions about my meds at that point, yes.

It was a good epidural. It was coincidence I named the baby after the anaesthetist, but apparently a few babies had been!

You'd think the hospital would have put the twins on different shifts or made one do her hair differently or something, but no...

 

[JaxRhapsody]

https://www.thecut.com/2020/11/too-full-to-f-cazzie-david-book-excerpt.html




Male writers, do not believe this for a minute if you are trying to write realistic female characters. It is complete nonsense. Yes, you can get that bloated feeling when you've eaten too much, but apparently, this chick doesn't know where her stomach is located.

Besides, given the choice between ice cream and dick, nine out of ten women will choose ice cream.

I read the comments, they too have decided the only result of this woman eating a full meal, is being full of shit.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Of all the discussions, in all the categories, in all of the Literotica threads, I walked into this one, WTF.