Ask Me Anything, the Deacon Voss Edition

[Deacon_Voss]

Okay, so the baton was passed to me.

Ask away, and I'll do my best to answer you.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Good evening, sir.

-So what is your favorite position to be seduced by a gorgeous woman?
-Do you miss the old days with some of the friends we have in common?
-What was your greatest accomplishment as a parent/grandparent if it's okay to ask you that?

 

[Kat73]

How's the heat?

Been up my way lately?

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Good evening, sir.

-So what is your favorite position to be seduced by a gorgeous woman?
-Do you miss the old days with some of the friends we have in common?
-What was your greatest accomplishment as a parent/grandparent if it's okay to ask you that?

I guess it would be sitting on the sofa or recliner, after that on the bed on my back.

As far as the old days? I do miss much of it, and the people we knew. I think it was more about flirting back then, and less about the serious stuff, but times change I guess. The same threads and topics just arent as popular as they once were.

My greatest accomplishment as a parent, would be raising three children into responsible adults. They are all financially stable, and minus their quirks are all good people. I hope I'll have the same effect on my grandsons in the future

Good questions Azul

 

[beachbaby179]

This could be fun.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

How's the heat?

Been up my way lately?

The heat sucks, but I stay indoors most of the time now. Bakersfield is hot and hazy, so it sucks twice a week when I visit for chemo.

My son is a store manager up your way, so I do get in to see him on occasion, and of course I need my Jack in the Box tacos regularly

I hope you've been well?

 

[Deacon_Voss]

This could be fun.

Could be, but you gotta ask first

 

[beachbaby179]

Ok. I'll start out easy and lull you into a false sense of security.

What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Cup or cone?
When you order a sundae, what toppings do you like?
What's your shoe size?
If you won $100,000, how would you spend it?
Do you have pets?

 

[saustin5432]

Are you secretly crushing on someone that you really hope responds to this thread?

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Ok. I'll start out easy and lull you into a false sense of security.

What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Cup or cone?
When you order a sundae, what toppings do you like?
What's your shoe size?
If you won $100,000, how would you spend it?
Do you have pets?

Favorite flavor is a toss up between mint chip and Moose Tracks

Always a cone when I have them in the house.

I'm a strawberry sundae guy, but caramel is a close second.

My shoe size is 10-1/2 or 11 depending on the brand.

If I won a $100,000, I'd pay off the last of my house, and buy a new car. Probably a Dodge Challenger with the hemi engine.

I have a Chorky SP? (Chihuahua/Yorkshire terrier mix.) She's a little bad ass that scares the shit out of everybody I had a British Bull Mastiff named Nala, but when I got real sick a few years back, she became too much to handle, so I gave her away to a loving home.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Favorite sex position?

Favorite Bon Jovi song?

Favorite subject in school?

Doggiestyle for sure

Favorite Bon Jovi song? Wanted, Dead or Alive.

Favorite subject in high school was commercial art and silkscreen. In college (no degree) it was CNC programming and business management.

Good questions everyone

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Are you secretly crushing on someone that you really hope responds to this thread?

I'm pretty sure those that I crush on are well aware. I make it well known I think

 

[shenglung]

Hi there Deacon we haven't really interacted outside of sharing a hot tub with Chillygirl... sorry mind wandered there for a second. Anyway from your posts you seem like a cool guy so thought I'd support you with a question.

I normally ask the ladies who would win but for the fellas I figured let's tweak the question. Which do you think would represent you better Cowboy, Ninja, Pirate, or Viking?

Bonus question if you could only ever pick two lit ladies to share the hot tub with again which two would they be?

 

[ydahecnot]

—A night with Beachbaby: would you be dom or sub?
—Which AmPics thread is your favorite ever?
—Who would win a bare-knuckle fight between you and cowslinger?

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Hi there Deacon we haven't really interacted outside of sharing a hot tub with Chillygirl... sorry mind wandered there for a second. Anyway from your posts you seem like a cool guy so thought I'd support you with a question.

I normally ask the ladies who would win but for the fellas I figured let's tweak the question. Which do you think would represent you better Cowboy, Ninja, Pirate, or Viking?

Bonus question if you could only ever pick two lit ladies to share the hot tub with again which two would they be?

I guess I'm more like a viking (have some in my blood on my mom's side) I've been accused of being a cowboy though, lol.

I guess without hurting any feelings, I'll go with my two oldest and dearest friends, Fungatorgirl and Beachbaby

 

[Deacon_Voss]

—A night with Beachbaby: would you be dom or sub?
—Which AmPics thread is your favorite ever?
—Who would win a bare-knuckle fight between you and cowslinger?

I'd try to be the Dom, lol. (might lose, but wouldn't care)

I've only ever subscribed to one AmPics thread, and that was Nasty Nyx, but I did enjoy Em's thread for years.

As far as a bare knuckle fight? I have no idea, but in my current condition, my grandson would win, and he's four, lol. I don't know Cowslinger, but in my day I was a big fighter. I took pride in it. (Pretty pathetic, right?)

 

[shenglung]

I guess I'm more like a viking (have some in my blood on my mom's side) I've been accused of being a cowboy though, lol.

I guess without hurting any feelings, I'll go with my two oldest and dearest friends, Fungatorgirl and Beachbaby

Respect for a fellow Viking and some of my best friends are cowboys.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Clock's ticking Peeps

 

[beachbaby179]

Ok. Tier 2 questions:

When you fantasize, do you most often envision a real person you know, a celebrity, or a perfect woman (for you) who may not exist?

What's your favorite lube?

Your go-to genre of porn for a quick one?

 

[sallycee]

Batman or Superman?

What is your favourite comfort food?

What do you like to do on a date night/day?

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Ok. Tier 2 questions:

When you fantasize, do you most often envision a real person you know, a celebrity, or a perfect woman (for you) who may not exist?

What's your favorite lube?

Your go-to genre of porn for a quick one?

When I fantasize its always a real person, and I have a few I think about

I used to use Anal Ease or Wet for lube, but now it's coconut oil

For porn, its always amateur stuff. Not into main stream porn really.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

What's the best advice you have to offer?

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Batman or Superman?

What is your favourite comfort food?

What do you like to do on a date night/day?

Batman for the win, because he doesnt have super powers, he's just a wealthy guy with cool toys. Someone we can all picture being

My favorite comfort food (Aside from a good rib eye) would be Wolf brand chili mixed with whole kernel corn. Its been my favorite since high school.

My idea of a good date night is me and the wifey sitting on our sofa together watching 20/20 or something like that. This winter it will be sittting on the patio with a nice log burning, just talking, or watching the stars. We have a great view of the stars out here in the desert

 

[Deacon_Voss]

What's the best advice you have to offer?

My best advice is always put yourself first. (Family) make sure you can pay your bills, before you go doing the other stuff. Peace of mind is good for your health. Hope that makes sense? It seems like everyone I know spend all their time worrying about bills. Stress is a bad thing

 

[AlexBailey]

Hello, Deacon_Voss

You’re a just a bit intimidating… nevertheless:

I think I read somewhere that you’re a surfer. Are you still?

*Did you raise your kids in a surfing family?

* Would you rather have an occasion to wear a wetsuit or a dress suit, and which do you look better in?

* Have you ever had a close encounter with the men in grey?

* Have you ever tried on a pair of panties or bikini bottoms?