The Piano Teacher

sirhugs

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Mabel is a nice quiet spinster (oe widow?) who supplements her inheritance by giving piano lessons to the neighbourhood kids.

Little do their parents know what she gives each current or former student as an eighteenth birthday present...

and for the sequel, one of the neighbourhood Moms wants lessons- she might already be 18, but she too has a birthday. ;)
 
Then there's the bar joke about a guy whose rescued, half-deaf genie gifts him with a 12-inch pianist. Banality ensues. But I digress.

The OP's singly MILFy or GILFy piano teacher knows that talented fingers can work anatomy as well as keys. If she taught woodwinds, she'd train and enjoy talented tongues and lips with students mastering breath control. What's not to like? But beware percussionists. "Pound me baby, eight to the bar!"

Can piccolos be lubed like drumsticks?
 
Perhaps she also teaches the girls to play the flute?
 
Perhaps she also teaches the girls to play the flute?
Side-blown flute technique is more lips than tongue. A piano teacher I knew, married to a big cop, minored on oboe. That works too because tonguing.
 
Side-blown flute technique is more lips than tongue. A piano teacher I knew, married to a big cop, minored on oboe. That works too because tonguing.
you say that like lip action is a bad thing...
 
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