How to - the Best toys

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I remember seeing a bumper sticker in the carpark at disneyworld - he who dies with the best toys wins... SO - how to get the best?

I have always been serious about toys, my GF's receive them as gifts, so its important that they are excellent. Im also aware that a good make might make a good product but you cant ever say the range are all good. There are stars out there. I always read lots of reviews and see what users think of their purchases - my choice -

Here are my faves for my friends, in descending $$$ order. Whats your favourite and do any of the below spark your interest? NB you can see most just by searching the name on pornhub.

1, Sybian, costs a bomb, but entirely justified, it will make any woman cum in an amazing way, ive had one pass out and another demand i get her one, honestly - worth it... Get the silicone attachments.

2, Eroscillator - a swiss clit vibrator, mains powered, built like the swiss do, indestructible and very much loved. I have bought 6 of those suckers so far, universally loved.

Lovense Lush 2 and 3, the best remote control internal vibe a woman can own, seen on webcams all over the world, and hidden in malls and restaurants all over occasionally LOL.

3, The vibratex/hitachi wand - the cordless model is a standard, enough said...

4, Rocks off chaiamo - a bargain, to be seen regularly on some porn channels - backroomcastingcouch weekly! Its an easy to use big bullet for clit and vaginal use, silicone, rechargeable, strong and rumbly, maybe 30-40us.

5, Borosilicate glass butt plugs and dildos, safe, clean, smooth, cheap.

So whats your favourite?
 
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I would go for the Lovense, I love the idea of using it remotely, getting my better half off while I’m not there, I stay away on occasions, or even when out for the evening.
 
I remember seeing a bumper sticker in the carpark at disneyworld - he who dies with the best toys wins... SO - how to get the best?

I have always been serious about toys, my GF's receive them as gifts, so its important that they are excellent. Im also aware that a good make might make a good product but you cant ever say the range are all good. There are stars out there. I always read lots of reviews and see what users think of their purchases - my choice -

Here are my faves for my friends, in descending $$$ order. Whats your favourite and do any of the below spark your interest? NB you can see most just by searching the name on pornhub.

1, Sybian, costs a bomb, but entirely justified, it will make any woman cum in an amazing way, ive had one pass out and another demand i get her one, honestly - worth it... Get the silicone attachments.

2, Eroscillator - a swiss clit vibrator, mains powered, built like the swiss do, indestructible and very much loved. I have bought 6 of those suckers so far, universally loved.

Lovense Lush 2 and 3, the best remote control internal vibe a woman can own, seen on webcams all over the world, and hidden in malls and restaurants all over occasionally LOL.

3, The vibratex/hitachi wand - the cordless model is a standard, enough said...

4, Rocks off chaiamo - a bargain, to be seen regularly on some porn channels - backroomcastingcouch weekly! Its an easy to use big bullet for clit and vaginal use, silicone, rechargeable, strong and rumbly, maybe 30-40us.

5, Borosilicate glass butt plugs and dildos, safe, clean, smooth, cheap.

So whats your favourite?


Hands down the Hitachi!
I agree about the Sybain, you can build one for much less.


I'm looking to replenish our toy footlocker and would love to hear more about what folks like and recommend. What are the popular sites now a days to purchase from?
 
Hands down the Hitachi!
I agree about the Sybain, you can build one for much less.


I'm looking to replenish our toy footlocker and would love to hear more about what folks like and recommend. What are the popular sites now a days to purchase from?

Wife absolutely crushes to death rabbits.... any high ends one folks recommend?
 
Your link didnt work. If you mean the cordless hitachi/vibratex - its awesome, i have both mains and rechargeable. I think its possible that if the rechargable gets to 11, the mains might be 11.5, but the cordless and selection of intensities and patterns easily trumps it. Its build quality seems excellent, and 2? hours per charge? The head BTW is silicone - better than the TPE of the original.
 
I remember seeing a bumper sticker in the carpark at disneyworld - he who dies with the best toys wins... SO - how to get the best?

I have always been serious about toys, my GF's receive them as gifts, so its important that they are excellent. Im also aware that a good make might make a good product but you cant ever say the range are all good. There are stars out there. I always read lots of reviews and see what users think of their purchases - my choice -

Here are my faves for my friends, in descending $$$ order. Whats your favourite and do any of the below spark your interest? NB you can see most just by searching the name on pornhub.

1, Sybian, costs a bomb, but entirely justified, it will make any woman cum in an amazing way, ive had one pass out and another demand i get her one, honestly - worth it... Get the silicone attachments.

——I must be the only woman in the world that doesn’t like the Sybian. I don’t know if it’s my height or what, but it just doesn’t hit me where it needs to. I have to contort myself as it doesn’t have any flexibility to be able to move it to where I need.

If I wanted to have sex with something rigid and inflexible, I’d fuck my husband. Bwahaha.——


2, Eroscillator - a swiss clit vibrator, mains powered, built like the swiss do, indestructible and very much loved. I have bought 6 of those suckers so far, universally loved.

——It’s a good tease to get me close, but lacks the power to get me all the way there. Perhaps if they come out with a diesel model?——

Lovense Lush 2 and 3, the best remote control internal vibe a woman can own, seen on webcams all over the world, and hidden in malls and restaurants all over occasionally LOL.

——Yes, they’re fun. I’ve used them for long distance fun, and I suspect they’d be a lot better for me if I were able to use them in a public setting. See above reference to rigid and inflexible husband.——

3, The vibratex/hitachi wand - the cordless model is a standard, enough said...

——I’d unplug my husbands ventilator to charge my hitachi wand. Then I’d marry it. ——

4, Rocks off chaiamo - a bargain, to be seen regularly on some porn channels - backroomcastingcouch weekly! Its an easy to use big bullet for clit and vaginal use, silicone, rechargeable, strong and rumbly, maybe 30-40us.

——This one is new for me, I’ll have to look it up. Sounds intriguing. ——

5, Borosilicate glass butt plugs and dildos, safe, clean, smooth, cheap.

——Meh. I don’t like glass so much. ——

So whats your favourite?


The hitachi is absolutely my favorite.
 
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Ok, Ok, Wow

I introduced a GF to the sybian for the first time, and gave her control.

10 minutes later, she had to be helped off it, shaking, all she could say was OK, OK.

Later she described it as the most intense orgasm of her life. She thought she was being DP'd, sure there was something in her ass, but as it rotated it was stimulating her G spot and clit very intensely.

Her verdict, not something for everyday, but something very special. NB this was using the purple silicone triple delight, which closely contours itself from ass to clit, with a fairly thin but curved vaginal insert. The whole thing has a fine texture to it, holds lubrication i think.

https://sybian.com/product/triple-delight/
 
A pricey option is the Fun Factory Stronic Real Pulsator. Drives my Darling crazy when we use it. Not for use if you or your lover have a pacemaker! She rarely uses it solo as the pulses trigger the ache of her carpel tunnel 😪. When the world returns to normal and my career normalizes we are going to try out the Stronic Surf. Oh, put a thick towel down over the sheets. Between the Real pulsing across her g-spot and my tongue on her clitoris I'm always rewarded with a good drenching 😃.
 
The best toy is the one you have on or in you...just about anything, used properly, whether alone or with a partner (or two :)), can be extremely fun and enhance the enjoyment of any sexual activity. Have fun!
 
My favourite? Fucking machines. Are they for everyone? Probably not.

Nothing will ever be catch-all. Sybian seems pretty close to it, but there again, if asked, most girls won’t want something that clunky. And then you have people like me who have never preferred vibration anyway.

So in what terms are you measuring them, to be the best?

I have my own terms I measure them by, but I’m certain that they are not usually what others go by.
 
guys, have you tried a tenga egg? i great little sleeve that comes in different textures and a packet of lube. its sold in a little egg shaped container
 
Yes - its a bit of a rip - honestly others make the same sort of thing cheaper but you realise the real thing is a different level altogether.
 
If I may chime in.
Why spend all the money on a Symbian? Make your own. Save some bucks. Just take a trip to Home Depot. Yes I said Home Depot. Get a sawzall. There’s dildos you can get that fit sawzall. Adapt or make a chair to sit on.
If you want a quick easy build you can put away from prying eyes.
Get some plywood, poly fill, and some covering. Something like a vinyl. Round the edges on the plywood. Figure out a mount. If you want it flush mounted or elevated. Spray adhesive on the plywood and put the poly fill on. Put enough so it’s comfortable to at least partially lay on. After you have the poly fill attached. Let it setup. Spray adhesive on the poly fill and vinyl. Lay the vinyl on plywood. Make sure to leave enough to wrap around underneath a couple inches or so. Wrap the vinyl around the edges and staple/ nail the edges down. Let it setup.
Once it’s built. Lay in on the bed. Plug in the sawzall. Have fun.
WAY less then buying a pre made Symbian.
 
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