Why are there no FUNNY RW humorists, comedians or cartoonists?

[pecksniff]

The only exception I can think of is P.J. O'Rourke, and he has not been very funny since his National Lampoon days. I have never seen a funny RW cartoon on this board. A few years ago I heard NPR do a piece on "conservative comedians," and not one of them delivered a line worth a laugh.

Why is it that the whole RW is so much worse positioned to make fun than to be made fun of?

 

[Bud_Spencer]

Greg Gutfeld now rules late-night teevee.

 

[phrodeau]

Greg Gutfeld now rules late-night teevee.

Colbert’s on vacation.

 

[Bud_Spencer]

Colbert’s on vacation.

Colbert is on over-the-air teevee. You have to pay to watch Gutfeld, and people do. He's funnier and not a Dem lickspittle like Steve.

 

[CornusKousa]

Memes are the new format.

 

[StrictMiss]

Proof

Greg Gutfeld now rules late-night teevee.

There's the proof. RWs cant't be funny.

There was and online survey about what is the funniest hole in the human body. Asshole didn't win because people felt that if assholes were the funniest hole in the body Greg Gutfeld would be the "King of Comedy." All true.

 

[WillJ8787]

The only exception I can think of is P.J. O'Rourke, and he has not been very funny since his National Lampoon days. I have never seen a funny RW cartoon on this board. A few years ago I heard NPR do a piece on "conservative comedians," and not one of them delivered a line worth a laugh.

Why is it that the whole RW is so much worse positioned to make fun than to be made fun of?

They missed the class on comedy satire.

Mostly, they are miserable folks to begin with....not.much one can do about but ignore them.

Gutfeld sucks donkey balls....he is the worst.

 

[CornusKousa]

There's the proof. RWs cant't be funny.

There was and online survey about what is the funniest hole in the human body. Asshole didn't win because people felt that if assholes were the funniest hole in the body Greg Gutfeld would be the "King of Comedy." All true.

Can't take a joke and can't make one either.


Comedy is too based for the left.

 

[StrictMiss]

Colbert is on over-the-air teevee. You have to pay to watch Gutfeld, and people do. He's funnier and not a Dem lickspittle like Steve.

What shithole do you live in to have to pay for it? It's basic cable. Who the fuck still gets seven channels?

 

[StrictMiss]

This is his biggest sponsor: Gotta Go Turdle

https://www.moosetoys.com/our-toys/little-live-pets/gotta-go-turdle/

Sorry, Mike Lindell.

 

[phrodeau]

I searched for “Gutfeld funny quotes” and got zero results.

 

[RoryN]

You generally need a good social sensibility to be funny, which is not a strength for most Conservatives. That's why the vast majority of famous comedians tilt leftwards.

Case-in-point: Lit Deplorables. Angry, dumb, and secluded from the public doesn't help someone generate laughs. Excluding the ones at their own expense, you can count the number of genuine chuckles they provide on two hands in any given year.

 

[Bud_Spencer]

What shithole do you live in to have to pay for it? It's basic cable. Who the fuck still gets seven channels?

Where do you get basic cable for free?

 

[pecksniff]

Can't take a joke and can't make one either.


Comedy is too based for the left.

Then why were all the comics we really remember, like George Carlin and Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce, lefties to the extent they had anything to say at all about politics?

 

[pecksniff]

Where do you get basic cable for free?

We think of it that way if it's bundled with Internet access. HBO and such still cost extra.

 

[pecksniff]

Then there was Mark Twain -- no red, but certainly not conservative for his day.

 

[StrictMiss]

No modem in your refigerator box?

Where do you get basic cable for free?

Only losers can't afford basic cable and internet--at least where I come from.

 

[Bud_Spencer]

We think of it that way if it's bundled with Internet access. HBO and such still cost extra.

Just try to carve off the other things and keep the basic cable...for free...and see what happens.

 

[Bud_Spencer]

Only losers can't afford basic cable.

Afford? You mean it's not free?

 

[StrictMiss]

Just try to carve off the other things and keep the basic cable...for free...and see what happens.

And lose BBC and Bloomberg?

No wonder you're all unedicated.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Speaking of which, haven't seen Dennis Miller or Victoria Jackson for a hot minute, have we?

 

[Bud_Spencer]

And lose BBC and Bloomberg?

No wonder you're all unedicated.

I rest my case...Gutfeld is paid, Colbert is free, and Gutfeld still tops Colbert and those other scowling, unfunny lefties.

 

[RoryN]

Speaking of which, haven't seen Dennis Miller or Victoria Jackson for a hot minute, have we?

Nope!

 

[pecksniff]

And lose BBC and Bloomberg?

No wonder you're all unedicated.

You could still get PBS.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Memes are the new format.

https://i.imgur.com/VTJsS8B.jpg
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https://i.imgur.com/Do5GWde.jpg