What is your greatest sexual achievement?

[cumchucker69]

I can go first. Mine would have to be a threesome with a buddy of mine and his lady friend. No bisexual touching whatsoever but it was really fun to do.

 

[adrina]

What is with the need to inject the "no homo" caveats.

 

[RoryN]

Mine would have to be a threesome what's a buddy of mine and his lady friend.

Fess up: you eat possum, don't you?

 

[rockcasbah]

What is with the need to inject the "no homo" caveats.

Props for choosing the word “inject”.

 

[Conager]

Procreation.

 

[spacekowboy]

Achievement? What is it like climbing Everest to you? It's just bodies slapping together, it's not manned space flight for fuck sake.

 

[FataMorgana]

Achievement? What is it like climbing Everest to you? It's just bodies slapping together, it's not manned space flight for fuck sake.

Personally I always have a couple of Sherpas on standby. And some Kendall mint cake.

 

[spacekowboy]

Personally I always have a couple of Sherpas on standby. And some Kendall mint cake.

Don't forget your crampons when ascending the peaks.

 

[FataMorgana]

Don't forget your crampons when ascending the peaks.

You screamed like a little girl last time I wore 'em.

 

[spacekowboy]

You screamed like a little girl last time I wore 'em.

You didn't hear the safe word, did you? Then pay it no mind.

 

[rockcasbah]

One of my favorite “achievements” was the gorgeous 18 year old girl I took as my lover in the summer of my 42nd year.

She was sooo tasty.

 

[HarryHill]

..
They've all been great.
...

 

[rockcasbah]

..
They've all been great.
...

Definition of great:

1a : notably large in size : HUGE

b : of a kind characterized by relative largeness —used in plant and animal names
the great horned owl

c : ELABORATE, AMPLE

 

[jaysonfrommars_del]

I typically don’t count orgasms as I think being goal-focused takes the fun out of sex. That said, an FWB of mine and I decided to keep track of how many times we each came during an afternoon hotel romp. It was a pretty standard session for us so I was kind of shocked when the final tally was 51 to 2.

 

[rae121452]

I can go first. Mine would have to be a threesome with a buddy of mine and his lady friend. No bisexual touching whatsoever but it was really fun to do.

i have a question. you feel the need to specify 'no bisexual touching whatsoever' and yet your screen name is 'cumchucker'? uh................

 

[cumchucker69]

i have a question. you feel the need to specify 'no bisexual touching whatsoever' and yet your screen name is 'cumchucker'? uh................

I am bisexual but nothing ever happened that way. I wasn't bisexual at the time.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

i have a question. you feel the need to specify 'no bisexual touching whatsoever' and yet your screen name is 'cumchucker'? uh................

Spearchucker was taken.

 

[coati]

Personally I always have a couple of Sherpas on standby.

And most of the male braggarts on the GB need to have an oxygen bottle handy, even when executing one of their solo "achievements".

 

[jomar]

I am bisexual but nothing ever happened that way. I wasn't bisexual at the time.

Then what made you decide to be bi?

 

[HarryHill]

..
Hands solo, may the force be with you.
...

 

[jaysonfrommars_del]

Achievement? What is it like climbing Everest to you? It's just bodies slapping together, it's not manned space flight for fuck sake.

Personally I always have a couple of Sherpas on standby. And some Kendall mint cake.

Don't forget your crampons when ascending the peaks.

You screamed like a little girl last time I wore 'em.

You didn't hear the safe word, did you? Then pay it no mind.

This is one of the funniest spontaneous exchanges I've seen on here.

 

[jomar]

Spearchucker was taken.

You mean SpearEchucker. The E is important because of Shakespeare. You know, like a chucker of words. Makes perfect sense, right?

 

[jaysonfrommars_del]

You mean SpearEchucker. The E is important because of Shakespeare. You know, like a chucker of words. Makes perfect sense, right?

Well played!

 

[jomar]

Well played!

Thanks. True story, though.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

One of my favorite “achievements” was the gorgeous 18 year old girl I took as my lover in the summer of my 42nd year.

She was sooo tasty.

She's now collecting social security.