Accidental BDSM

[Wild_Honey_66]

So last night I closed my nipples in my laptop.

And then instead of opening my laptop to release them, I swiftly hurled it away from me.


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[Saintdragonslayer]

I have caught my cock in my zipper on two occasions. One left a small bruise and the other resulted in a slight cut that, thankfully, I was able to treat myself. It still doesn't stop me from going "Commando" under my jeans...

I only wear boxers to work, because my work trousers are designed to tear easily, in case they get caught up in machinery/power tools. That could be just a bit too awkward...

 

[RoperTrace]

I have caught my cock in my zipper on two occasions. One left a small bruise and the other resulted in a slight cut that, thankfully, I was able to treat myself. It still doesn't stop me from going "Commando" under my jeans...

I only wear boxers to work, because my work trousers are designed to tear easily, in case they get caught up in machinery/power tools. That could be just a bit too awkward...

Back in our small town, we used to joke about a rather large fellow not having seen his penis in a few years. He admitted as much. He worked at a major US steel company, and as large guys are apt to do, after peeing in a urinal, they jerk their zippers shut with a lot of gusto. As luck would have it, Big Charlie caught his in one of those old brass zippers that work pants used to have. These zippers are industrial strength compared to what's available today.
Charlie had embedded that zipper pretty well, was in considerable pain and couldn't get it out. So he marched down to the first aid room, where a full-time nurse was always on duty. She pulled out a pliers, and yanked it back down, like she'd done this before. Charlie was very grateful.

 

[Bramblethorn]

So last night I closed my nipples in my laptop.

And then instead of opening my laptop to release them, I swiftly hurled it away from me.


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All great discoveries start with a moment like this.